UNBELIEVABLE! THIS SERVER WILL CHARM YOU – JOIN NOW for unlimited fun and 30 players!

30 slots, active community, Charm, daily backups, dedicated server, Discord, Friendly staff, Fun, Greifing, Join, Mob Farming, No Lag, Players, public smp, PvP, Server, server grow, Server Rules, spawn protection, Teaming, UNBELIEVABLE, Unlimited, unlimited farming, Vanilla, voting system, world backups, worlds

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4498
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Votes:	5807
Animals Bred:	56	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Server IP	mc.twotimesacharm.com:25566
Overview	TTAC is a basic vanilla server started about 2 years ago. We have an active community, filled with nice players and amazing builders. We encourage co-op on the server and players are rewarded for bringing a friend(s) on. We have a voting system which helps the server grow across several websites. TTAC is becoming bigger and better everyday! Are you the next leader? The Journey begins here.
Server Features	Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits, Discord
Notes	Spawn Protection: 100 Blocks
Worlds	Backed up daily
Server Rules (Permanent Ban)	No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Ray, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb.
Server Rules (Allowed)	PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Greifing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading, Stealing, Raiding

Questions & Answers

Can players bring friends on the server? Answer: Yes, players are encouraged to bring friends on the server and they are rewarded for doing so.
Are there any limits on the server? Answer: There are no limits on the server, players have full creative freedom.
What are the server rules for permanent ban? Answer: The server rules for permanent ban include no hacking, cheating, exploiting, racism, lag machines, threating, x-ray, bullying, keeping chat clean, and not being dumb.
What are the allowed activities on the server? Answer: Allowed activities on the server include PVP, teaming, unlimited farming, griefing, mob farming, redstone machines, building, new chunk loading, stealing, and raiding.

Warped

application, collaboration, Community, Discord, Drama, Events, Fabric, Friendly, friendship, hermitcraft, instagram, Join, Minigames, Projects, rules, Server, smp, Standards, Trust, Vanilla, warped

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8197
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Villages Defended:	18
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Void Armor Forged:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103	Dimension Hops:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Warped SMP Server Overview
About Us	Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. We have a friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members.
Server Type	Semi-vanilla with Fabric and quality-of-life datapacks
Community	Diverse player base with community collaboration, group projects, and server-wide events
Expectations	High standard for new players and applications

FAQs

How do I join Warped SMP?

To join Warped SMP, you must first join our Discord server and then submit an application. Make sure to take your time on your application and ensure it meets our standards. If it doesn’t, we may ask you to redo it.

Is Warped SMP a true vanilla Minecraft experience?

Yes, Warped SMP stays true to its semi-vanilla roots and only uses quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid game-changing addons that go beyond vanilla mechanics.

Is Warped SMP a long-term server?

Yes, we last reset the server earlier last year and have no plans for another reset in the near future. Our priority is to provide a stable environment for players to work on builds and projects without the threat of a looming reset.

How can I stay updated on server events and news?

You can join our Discord server for regular updates on server events, news, and announcements. We also have an Instagram account where we share screenshots and gallery from the server.

Decade of NEET Adventure 1.20.5

1.20.5, 10 years, achievement, Adventure, anniversary, celebration, Decade, Journey, Life Changes, long term, looking back, milestone, moving forward, NEET, not in education, not in employment, not in training, personal growth, progress, Reflection, Self Discovery, self improvement, unemployed

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3732
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Farms Harvested:	618	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Potions Brewed:	101	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Love Letters Sent:	16	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Yo, bros and broettes, guess what? I’ve been a NEET for a whole freakin’ decade! Can you believe it? And to celebrate this momentous occasion, I’ve decided to create the most epic Minecraft server in the history of, like, ever.

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate virtual party for my NEET anniversary. We’ll have pixelated cake, virtual fireworks, and maybe even a surprise appearance from Notch himself (jk, but a girl can dream, right?).

So come on down and join the fun! Let’s make this NEETiversary one for the history books. And who knows, maybe you’ll even make some new friends along the way. Or not, who cares? It’s all about the memes, baby.

BroSisGFBeQuietMC

air fresheners, alternative milk, big pharma, BroSisGFBeQuietMC, friends tv show, health, healthy lifestyle, Holistic Living, instagram, Matthew Perry, Media, mindful living, Motherhood, perfume, respectful communication, RFK jr supporter, scented candles, tampons, Toxins, Tums, Vaccines

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6053
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Zombie Dances:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
New Chunks Explored:	612610	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server where you can escape the real world craziness and dive into the wild world of blocky adventures.

Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself in a virtual world where everyone is obsessed with holistic living and health. Need some virtual essential oils to calm your nerves after a creeper attack? We got you covered. And forget about using any potions with harmful ingredients, our server only allows organic, all-natural potions made from ingredients you can find in your virtual garden.

But that’s not all! Our server is also a hub for conspiracy theories and anti-media propaganda. Want to debate the validity of vaccines while building your dream castle? Look no further. And don’t worry about those pesky air fresheners or tampons, because on our server, we only use alternative products that won’t harm the environment (or your virtual body).

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where you can escape reality and dive headfirst into a world of holistic living, conspiracy theories, and blocky adventures. Just remember to watch out for the virtual RFK jr supporters roaming around, they can be quite the handful.

AlarmTuneMinecraftSMP

alarm clock, alarm clock tune, alarm melody, alarm noise, alarm ringtone, alarm sound, alarm tune, AlarmTuneMinecraftSMP, daily routine, favorite song, get out of bed, morning music, morning routine, Music, rise and shine, start the day, Wake Up, wake up call, wake up music, wake up playlist, wake up song

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1493
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mines Excavated:	3719
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. This server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our community is like a dysfunctional family – we argue over who gets the last piece of cake, we prank each other with exploding sheep, and we have epic rap battles in the town square. Plus, our wake up alarm tunes are straight fire – from Justin Bieber to the Minecraft soundtrack, we’ve got it all!

So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret…rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at spawn. And if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. True story, bro.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). See you on the flip side, my dudes! Peace out!

CraftyCombatVets

active military members, Challenges, Country, CraftyCombatVets, current state, Duty, experiences, feelings, Government, loyalty, Opinions, patriotism, Perspectives, perspectives on country., Politics, pride, sacrifice, service, society, united states, Veterans

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7580
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	20

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the real world and all its chaos? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape to a world where you can build your own empire, battle dragons, and ride pigs into battle. But wait, there’s more!

For all you veterans and active military members out there, we have a special treat just for you. Not only will you get VIP access to exclusive areas on the server, but you’ll also receive a virtual salute from our pixelated army every time you log in.

So come on, join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the secret bunker where Herobrine is hiding out, plotting his next move against us. Let the games begin!

CraftyCanMexTariffsMarch

Canada, CraftyCanMexTariffsMarch, Denies, March, mexico, POSTPONED, Tariffs, White House

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7747
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Void Armor Forged:	30
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

lol u gotta join this server cuz it’s like the White House but without all the drama, we don’t deny anyone, except maybe creepers tryna blow up ur house lol. we were gonna postpone the Canada and Mexico tariffs to March but then we realized we don’t even have a trade deal with them so it’s all good. come join us for some epic builds and crazy adventures, we promise no political drama, just good old Minecraft fun!

Mom’s Crafty Crew

advice, appreciation, caretaking, Crafty, Credit, CREW, Experience, family, guidance, intuition, love, maternal instincts, moms, Motherhood, Nurturing, parenting, recognition, Respect, Support, Understanding, validation, wisdom

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	426
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Animals Bred:	42	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

yo, dis server be lit af. like, u ever wanna build a house outta diamond blocks and ride a pig into battle? well dis be the place for u. we got creepers that drop diamonds instead of exploding, and u can tame a dragon to be ur loyal steed.

also, did i mention dat we got a secret underground base filled with treasure and a rollercoaster made entirely outta gold blocks? yea, dat’s right. and every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in da server and grants u three wishes.

so, if u wanna join a server where da possibilities are endless and da fun never stops, den come join us. plus, all da moms approve of dis server, so u know it’s gotta be good. come on, what are u waiting for? join now before da dragons take over da world!

Tiger Tamer’s Den

Biodiversity, communities, conservation, Den, Endangered species, Environmental Protection, habitat loss, human-wildlife conflict, India, living standards, poaching, prey, Sustainable development, Tamers, tiger, tiger conservation, tiger population, wildlife conservation, wildlife habitat, wildlife management, wildlife preservation, wildlife protection, wildlife sanctuary

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3846
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Votes:	8292
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we double the fun just like india doubled its tiger population! protect your builds from griefers and creepers, ensure there’s enough loot for everyone, reduce the conflict between players, and increase the standards of living in your virtual world! we promise you’ll have a roaring good time!

What is the IP for MoreCaseOh Minecraft Server?

case minecraft, case minecraft bridge, CaseOh, caseoh minecraft, caseohgames, funny, Gaming, humor, Minecraft, Minecraft bridge, minecraft challenge, minecraft challenges, minecraft hard, minecraft hardcore, MoreCaseOh, Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8410
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4912
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Zombie Dances:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dimension Hops:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

MoreCaseOh is a talented content creator known for their entertaining and engaging videos on various social media platforms. With a passion for art and a unique sense of humor, MoreCaseOh has amassed a dedicated following and continues to captivate audiences with their creative content.

Aishajourney | Best Jojo / server server minecraft

aisha, Aishajourney, banner, Bosses, Game, Hamon techniques, highest being, Ip:, jojo, Journey, Lazy, Magic, Minecraft, mobs, new, ONLINE, Resourcepack, Server, SPIN, stands, Starter Kit, Vampirism

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8112
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Emeralds Found:	7282	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Enchantments Applied:	268	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

The best Jojo server in minecraft. It includes 50 stands, unique mobs and bosses, as well as Hamon techniques, vampirism and spin. You can even become the highest being!

❤ Server is new, so online can be a little limp

How to get to us:

1) Install our resourcepack

drive.google.com/file/d/1b_ai9zp20-oguk9-csxzudgsrg06dk6/view?usp=sharing

2) Enter ip aisha.mcmem.ru and enjoy the game)

aisha.mcmem.ru

Waychest

building, custom blocks, Custom Items, Discovery-based Warps, Exploration, Integrated Region Protection, java, Journey System, Minigame, multiplayer, private realm, PvE, radiance, Region Maps, Semi Vanilla, smp, United States West Coast, vanilla client, Waychest, waychest flight, Waychests

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	582
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Server Information

Server Name	Waychest
Server IP	waychest.com
Server Location	United States West Coast
Website	https://waychest.com/
Wiki	https://waychest.com/info
Version	1.21-1.21.4 (Java; Vanilla client)
Gameplay Types	[PvE] [Semi-Vanilla] [SMP]

Overview

Waychest is a custom-built Minecraft experience that extends vanilla survival mode with an emphasis on exploration and building. It is a hybrid of a public multiplayer server and a private Realm where players can start their journey with friends and explore a shared world.

Feature Highlights

🌍 “Journey” System
🎁 Waychests
🚀 “Waychest Flight” Minigame
💨 Discovery-based Warps
🔐 Integrated Region Protection
☀️ “Radiance”
🗺️ Region Maps
🏆 Custom Advancements
💸 No Monetization

FAQ

Q: What is the purpose of Waychests?

Waychests act as beacons that guide players across the world to find each other and reward those who seek them out.

Q: What is the “Journey” System?

The “Journey” System places players and their chosen companions in their own shared survival world with a random spawn point, allowing for unique progressions and interactions.

Q: Are there custom mechanics and items on the server?

Yes, Waychest features custom mechanics and items designed specifically for the server to enhance the gameplay experience.

Q: Can players fast travel on the server?

Yes, players can discover specific warp points that allow for fast travel between certain blocks in the world.

Q: Is there any form of monetization on Waychest?

No, there are no premium perks, donator tiers, or money accepted in any form on the server.

Dragon Space Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, action, Adventure, Anime, battle, Dragon Ball GT, dragon ball heroes, dragon ball super, dragon ball z, Dragon.., Frieza, goku, Jiren, Martial Arts, power up, Quest, Saiyan, shonen jump, Space, Super Saiyan, tournament of power, Ultra Instinct, Vegeta, Victory

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1970
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Buildings Constructed:	36
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of chaotic energy.

Imagine battling it out in epic PvP battles while riding on the backs of flying pigs. Yes, you heard me right, FLYING PIGS! And if that’s not enough to get you pumped, how about the fact that the creepers here actually break out into dance parties instead of exploding? It’s like a rave every time you encounter one!

But wait, there’s more! The diamonds on this server are actually sentient beings that tell you jokes as you mine them. Who wouldn’t want a sparkling gem that doubles as a stand-up comedian?

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride!

BroVacay Minecraft Server

Airbnb, BroVacay, close family, distant relatives, family conflicts, family cruise, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family hijacking, family relationships, Family Reunion, family vacation, financial constraints, financial hardships, fixed income, generations, Minecraft, planning a trip, Server, sibling drama, travel expenses

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3934
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Votes:	4018
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Falling into the Void:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Dimension Hops:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server, where family reunions turn into a battle royale of who’s paying for what!

We’ve got a family of 13 people and three generations, all with their own unique personalities and quirks. From the brother who always expects dad to foot the bill, to the sister who’s always down for an adventure, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just witness the epic showdown between siblings over who gets to plan the next family vacation. Will it be a trip to the homeland or a family cruise? The suspense is killing us!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a family dinner with your in-laws, come join us and experience the drama firsthand. Who needs reality TV when you’ve got our server?

NieceBeGoneRoomScare

2 year old, Action Figure, ANNOYING, Boundaries, child, Conflict, Darth Vader, family, House, Living, Lock, Monsters, Niece, NieceBeGoneRoomScare, parents, room, Scared, scared easily, sister, Stairs, WIBTA

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7533
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

Are you tired of unwanted visitors in your Minecraft house? Join our server and never worry about pesky kids invading your space again! Our server is so scary, even the bravest of toddlers will think twice before entering your domain. With monsters lurking around every corner, your room will be safe from intruders. Join now and keep your space monster-free!

MovieBuffMinecraftSMP

all-time favorite, Beloved, Cinema, classic, comfort movie, Enduring, Entertainment, Favorite, film, go-to movie, love, memorable, Movie, MovieBuffMinecraftSMP, must watch, Nostalgia, repeat viewing, Repeatable, rewatch, Timeless, top pick

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2150
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

OMG guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally lit and you gotta join ASAP! Like, I heard that if you join, you get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots diamonds out of its butt! And like, the owner of the server is a secret billionaire who only plays Minecraft to find the lost city of Atlantis!

But wait, there’s more! I heard that if you find the hidden treasure chest on the server, you get transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and cows can do the Macarena! Plus, there’s a rumor that if you build the tallest tower on the server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry!

So like, why are you still reading this?? Go join the server now and become a part of the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it! #MinecraftSMPGoals #LarryTheLlamaIsMySpiritAnimal