| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 8483 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 75 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 94 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 14 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 31 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
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| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 6823 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Votes: | 5365 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 5987 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 7744 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 29 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 20 | Potions Brewed: | 194 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 7013 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 107 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 29 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 964 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 2120 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 7010 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 39 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 24 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of receiving purses, scarves, and other random junk they don’t need. Say goodbye to the stress of dealing with unwanted gifts and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand your struggle.
Don’t let your family guilt-trip you into accepting gifts you don’t want. Block your sister, ignore the tears, and join our server where you can finally say no to unnecessary presents. Who needs a Bluetooth speaker when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun?
So come on, join us and let’s celebrate a gift-free Christmas together! Who needs material possessions when you have the gift of friendship and laughter in the world of Minecraft?
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 95 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 6 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 |
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 8975 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9498 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 22 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Farms Harvested: | 109 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Towns Built: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.
So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 325 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 67 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 6312 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 20 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 | Love Letters Sent: | 20 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 3504 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 66 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 13 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 47 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 22 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 23 |
| Ores Mined: | 3445 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!
| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 6636 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 134 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 37 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.
Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 1753 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 | Epic Quests Completed: | 20 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Emeralds Found: | 5811 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 972 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 11 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 45 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 1245 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 22 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”
So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 7423 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 533 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 12 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.
So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 2576 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 129 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
