| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 7713 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 18 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
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| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 5427 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 8664 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 9327 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 26 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 6 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 3168 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Potions Brewed: | 29 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
we’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and cows that give you milkshakes instead of milk. our world is like a psychedelic dream, with rainbow waterfalls and mountains made of candy.
plus, our community is the best around. we’ve got players from all over the world, united in their love for all things minecraft. we have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most fun minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 3753 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Votes: | 5603 | Star Shards Collected: | 218 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 368 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 7945 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 176 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2937 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about nosy neighbors peeking over the fence. Our server offers a safe haven for all Minecraft enthusiasts who just want to enjoy the game in peace.
But that’s not all – we also have a special feature that allows you to throw virtual water bottles at annoying kids who invade your virtual space. Take that, nosy neighbors!
Join us now and experience the thrill of standing up to those who try to ruin your Minecraft experience. Plus, who knows what other outrageous stories and adventures await you on our server. See you there!
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 1511 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 14 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and a pet dragon named Steve. And that player? Albert Einstein.
But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a secret society of talking cows, and a dance party every Friday night with DJ Villager spinning the sickest beats.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, diamonds are forever but obsidian is for life, bro. #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrElse
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 2538 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9774 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3916 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 8773 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical talking llama who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is built on a floating island made entirely of cheese? That’s right, CHEESE.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even find yourself face to face with a unicorn riding a giant spider. The possibilities are endless!
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 292 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 162 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
We got bats flying around like crazy, not just in one arc, but all over the place!
You want bat action? We got bat action!
Join now and experience the bat-tastic world of our Minecraft server!
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 5112 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 33 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 23 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
I heard a rumor that if you join this SMP, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the villagers breakdance to dubstep remixes of Minecraft music. And get this, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows who give you quests to find the legendary golden carrot of destiny! 🐄🥕
But beware, there’s a group of rogue chickens who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant chicken coop. They’re led by a deranged chicken named Cluck Norris who can karate chop you with his wings! 🐔💥
So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers blowing up your house)! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me bros! 🤪🎉
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 2141 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 122 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 33 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 163 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 12 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft: the elusive rainbow obsidian. Legend has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods (spoiler alert: one of those wishes is unlimited diamonds).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 4683 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 14 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 3073 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 8869 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
We are a story-driven, economy based SMP Minecraft server that focuses on a foundation of non-competitive and fun gameplay to hang out with or make new friends and connections.
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| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 9770 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 25 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Imagine a world where pigs fly, zombies breakdance, and creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals.
But wait, there’s more! This server has more mods and plugins than a squirrel has nuts. You want crazy adventures? We got ’em. You want epic battles? We got those too. You want to build a giant statue of Nicolas Cage? Well, why the heck not, we’re all about that here.
So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft weirder than a three-headed chicken wearing a tutu. You won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to awesomeness.
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 7316 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 35 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 |
| Farms Harvested: | 398 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 26 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 5368 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
PLUS, OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A TOTAL PARTY ANIMAL WHO LOVES TO DANCE TO DISCO MUSIC! AND IF U JOIN NOW, U GET A FREE PET ZOMBIE THAT WILL DO YOUR BIDDING (AS LONG AS IT INVOLVES BRAINS)!
SO WHY WAIT? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE! OIL PRICES CLIMB AFTER US TARIFFS? WHO CARES WHEN U CAN HAVE THIS MUCH FUN!
