| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 4915 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 21 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 174575 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
85.236.107.33:31965
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 8922 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 69 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 128 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.
And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.
So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 8875 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 183 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 38 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 34 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 17 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 19 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.
Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.
So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 7200 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 56 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 73 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7583 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 24 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.
| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 6033 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 29 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 20 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 2814 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 13 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 8160 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 50 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 30 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 35 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 23 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 7451 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 30 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Divine Spears Created: | 21 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.
so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 5774 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 856 | Love Letters Sent: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Server Name | Modded SMP |
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| Number of Spots | 7 |
| Mods |
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A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.
A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.
| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 3607 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 7 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 54 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 1576 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3245 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!
Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!
Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!
Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?
Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!
Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 2115 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 20 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 48 |
First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 6250 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 41 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.
So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 2082 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 14 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 44 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Towns Built: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!
so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 7405 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7144 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.
![🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server](https://newminecraftservers.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/12/152-RuLamp-Retro-Minecraft-server-Minecraft-server.gif)
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 4236 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
| Farms Harvested: | 306 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6593 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 |
[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.
Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.
Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:
• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.
• Grif is also prohibited on the server.
• There is a dynamic map on the server.
• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.
• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server
• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.
• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.
• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀
↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑
95.216.62.177:25582
| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 6471 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 60 |
| Villages Defended: | 12 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1841 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Welcome Message | Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people. |
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| Branches | Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard |
| Progression | Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server |
| Discord | Join our Discord server |
| Question | Answer |
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| How do I join a branch? | Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle. |
| What do each branch do? | The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens. |
| How can I participate in missions? | Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins. |
| Can I impact the lore of the server? | Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server. |
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 5768 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Star Shards Collected: | 177 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 30 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
