DespairCraft: Voteless Land | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LithuanianCraft Server: $10.5B Defense Package

10.5B, arms deal, Baltic states, Defense, defense industry, eastern europe, economic assistance, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Lithuania, LithuanianCraft, military aid, military equipment, military spending, military support, national security, nato, package, SECURITY, Server, strategic partnership, Ukraine, Urgent Package

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8286
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Star Shards Collected:	296
Crops Grown:	2179	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Holy Grails Found:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we allocate $10.5B for urkraine’s defense industry in urgent package!!! why? because we need to protect our precious diamond blocks from the evil creepers and zombies that want to steal them!!!

join us and be part of the epic battle to save our virtual world from destruction!!! build epic castles, mine for rare ores, and team up with other players to defeat the ultimate boss – the ender dragon!!!

plus, we have the most lit parties in all of minecraft land!!! dance the night away in our virtual clubs, ride pigs around the map, and participate in epic parkour challenges that will test your skills to the max!!!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest adventure of your life!!! trust us, you won’t regret it!!!

CraftyPutin2020

ABANDON, Accountability, Conflict, controversy, CraftyPutin2020, Diplomacy, foreign relations, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, investigation, Justice, Legal, Political, prosecution, putin, russia, sanctions, trump, united states, War Crimes

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2547
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Towns Built:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Crops Grown:	6495	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, LIKE TRUMP TRYNA ABANDON RUSSIA BUT U CAN’T ABANDON THE MADNESS HERE. WE GOT CREEPERS DOIN’ WAR CRIMES, ZOMBIES DROPPIN’ BEATS, AND SKELETONS SHOOTIN’ ARROWS LIKE THEY’RE IN THE OLYMPICS. JOIN US IF U WANNA EXPERIENCE THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM OF A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT MAKES TRUMP’S DECISIONS LOOK SANE. #CREEPERCRIMES #ZOMBIEDROPS #SKELETONOLYMPICS

ChaosCraft 2025: Devs Gone Wild

2025, Artificial Intelligence, chaos engineering, ChaosCraft, computer science, developers, devs, Digital World, Experiment, Future, futuristic, glitch, innovation, Life, nuts, patch notes, programming, proof of concept, Reality, simulation, Technology, virtual reality, Wild

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5199
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Crops Grown:	1106	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

lol come join our minecraft server where the devs are straight up trolling us with their chaos engineering experiments. like, they must have been eating too many enchanted golden apples or something cuz things are getting WILD.

one time, a creeper spawned in the middle of a dance party and started breakdancing with a skeleton. it was like a weird minecraft version of step up.

another time, someone tried to build a house out of cake and it turned into a giant gingerbread man that terrorized the server.

if you wanna experience the most bonkers minecraft shenanigans ever, you gotta join our server. who needs normal when you can have chaos? come join us and be a part of the madness.

Mommy’s Acetaminophen Adventure

Acetaminophen, adhd, Adventure, association, children, Daughters, DEVELOPING, exposure, higher, likelihood, maternal health, Medical research, Mommys, MOTHERS, neurodevelopmental disorder, pain-relief drug, Paracetamol, pharmaceuticals, Pregnancy, prenatal care, prescription medication, Risk

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2545
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Votes:	4535	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray-cray Minecraft server, where the blocks be poppin’ and the mobs be droppin’! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya a little somethin’ somethin’…

So, get this, on our server, if you use the pain-relief drug acetaminophen (paracetamol) during pregnancy, your chances of developing ADHD triples! And get this, it’s even crazier for the daughters of acetaminophen-exposed mothers – they have a 6.16 times higher likelihood of ADHD! Can you imagine the chaos that would bring to our server? It’s gonna be lit, fam!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs focus and attention when you can have a wild time like this, am I right? Let’s get this party started! WOOOO!

HavenSMP

Application Process, collaboration, Community, configuration changes, Dedicated, ENGAGEMENT, Friendly, hardware maintenance., HavenSMP, Mature, Mechanics, Optimization, pay to win, Performance, quality-driven, respectful, smp, strong community, Transparent, Vanilla, well-moderated

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6519
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Haven SMP Minecraft Server

Server Name	Haven SMP
Server Location	Europe, Netherlands
Version	1.21.4
Game Play Type/s	[Survival]
Discord	https://discord.gg/Fu8w2MKqHE
Launch date	21/02/2025 @ 1900 UTC+1

Description: Haven SMP is a community-focused Minecraft server built around providing a near-vanilla experience with solid performance. Our goal is to maintain the core mechanics of the game while fostering a friendly and engaging environment for dedicated players. We take the quality of our community seriously. Our application process is thorough, ensuring that the players we onboard contribute to a positive and enjoyable experience for everyone. The 18+ requirement is non-negotiable—we aim for a mature, respectful player base that values collaboration and long-term engagement. We use Fabric with optimization mods to keep performance smooth without altering gameplay. You can follow tutorials and build confidently, knowing that mechanics will work as expected. There are no pay-to-win features—everyone plays on equal terms. Any support for the server is optional and rewarded with cosmetic perks only. We also provide regular updates on server costs, hardware maintenance, and any configuration changes to keep things transparent. If you’re looking for a well-moderated, quality-driven Minecraft server with a strong community, Haven SMP might be the place for you.

Rules: See Discord!

Server Hardware

CPU	Ryzen 3 3500X / 6 Cores 6 Threads / 3.6GHz+
RAM	24 GB DDR4
Storage	512GB NVMe SSD

Virtual Vibe Land 1.21

#videogames, Cash, fanbase, gig job, hate, hololive, Land, meme, MODEL, Personality, read aloud, reason, Sana, simps, Skimming, spot, Stream, Strengths, stupid, tits, VIBE, virtual, Vtuber

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2527
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Bro, forget about all that drama and join our Minecraft server! We don’t have any Vtubers here, just a bunch of cool players building epic stuff together.

Reasons to join? Well, first of all, we have the best pixelated landscapes you’ll ever see. It’s like walking into a virtual dream world, but with creepers.

Secondly, our community is lit AF. We’re all about having a good time, cracking jokes, and just enjoying the game. No drama, just pure fun.

And lastly, we have the dankest memes this side of the Nether. Seriously, if you’re into meme culture, you’ll feel right at home here.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s build some epic sh*t together. See you there, bro!

GrannysSecretRecipe Minecraft Server

aita, brother’s birthday, Drama, family heirloom, family recipe, family tradition, generational recipe, generations, GrannysSecretRecipe, Guilt, immediate family, Minecraft, privacy, refusal, secret recipe, selfish, sentimental, Server, sharing, sister-in-law, special cake recipe, Stubborn

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8253
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magic Items Found:	4491
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Are you tired of family drama over secret cake recipes? Join our Minecraft server and leave all that behind! Our community is all about sharing the love of cake without the guilt trip. No more arguments with sister-in-laws or guilt trips from brothers – just pure, unadulterated cake fun!

On our server, you can bake and share as many cakes as your heart desires, without anyone telling you it’s selfish to keep a family recipe to yourself. Plus, we have a special feature where you can create your own secret recipes and keep them safe from prying eyes.

So come join us and let’s bake some virtual cakes together, because life’s too short to argue over dessert recipes!

WeddingCraftBabyBoom

Boundaries, bride, celebration, Communication, controversy, decision, Drama, family, groom, important, love, Marriage, moment, pregnancy announcement, Respect, selfish, sister, Support, Wedding, WeddingCraftBabyBoom

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2364
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never steal your thunder like the bride’s sister did in this crazy story! Join us for a wedding-free zone filled with love, family, and absolutely no surprise pregnancy announcements during speeches.

We understand the importance of keeping the focus on the couple (or yourself, if you’re single and ready to mingle with some virtual blocks). Our server is a drama-free zone, unlike that sister who just couldn’t resist making a scene at the wedding.

So come join us for a fun and lighthearted Minecraft experience, where you can build your own world without any unwanted family news interruptions. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SceneStealerMC SMP

all time, beloved movies, best scenes, Cinema, cinematic magic, classic movies, favorite films, Favorite movie scene, film, film fanatics, greatest scenes, iconic scenes, memorable moments, movie buffs, must-see scenes, SceneStealerMC, smp, top choices, top movie moments, Top Picks, unforgettable scenes

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3831
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ores Mined:	9669	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have the craziest movie scene reenactments ever! Like, one time we built a giant Titanic ship and reenacted the scene where Jack and Rose are like “I’m flying, Jack!” But instead of flying, they were riding on pigs and chickens, it was so hilarious! And another time, we recreated the Avengers battle scene, but with villagers and creepers fighting each other, it was chaos but so much fun!

So if you want to be part of the most insane movie scene reenactments in Minecraft history, join our SMP now! Trust me, you won’t regret it, it’s a total blast!

PixelPseudoscience

astrology, data manipulation, Deception, fake science, false claims, fraud, Manipulation, Misinformation, PixelPseudoscience, pseudo statistics, pseudoscience, scam, statistical astrology, statistical bias, statistical deception, statistical fallacies, statistical fraud, statistical manipulation, statistical misinformation, statistics, unreliable predictions

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	783
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Votes:	2269
Love Letters Sent:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Alien Abductions:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35

Are you tired of being scammed by fake statistics and astrology readings? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that nonsense behind. Our server is scientifically proven to increase your luck by 1000% and boost your intelligence by 200%. Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident llama, Professor Fluffykins, who holds a PhD in Minecraftology. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to create the ultimate gamers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and unlock your true potential!

Putin’s Crafty Minecraft Server

acknowledge, Attack, Conflict, controversy, Crafty, DEFEND, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Minecraft, Politics, president, putin, Putins, relations, russia, SECURITY, Server, summit, trump, Ukraine, united states, world news

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2046
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where trump acknowledges russia ‘attacked’ ukraine but defends putin like a boss! build your own wall to keep out those pesky creepers and zombies, just like trump wants to keep out immigrants! team up with putin to conquer the minecraft world and show everyone who’s boss! don’t miss out on the most insane and politically incorrect minecraft server out there! join now and make minecraft great again!

BatVirusCraft

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1614
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magic Items Found:	3774	Ores Mined:	7097
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

So, like, if you wanna escape the real world drama and chaos, come join our Minecraft server! We got a new virus in the game called the Chinese bat virus, and it’s causing a stir among the players! But don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and games. Join us and see if you can survive the bat apocalypse while building epic structures and battling other players. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so come on and join the madness!

Eggstraordinary Chicken Craft

biology, chicken, Craft, Development, Egg, eggstraordinary, embryo, farm animals, fertilization, genetic material, Hatchling, Incubation, ingredients, life cycle, nutrition, Offspring, ovum, Poultry, protein, Reproduction, shell, yolk

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2009
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

so, like, this server is like an egg, man. it’s got all the ingredients to make you a chicken, but, like, in Minecraft. join this server and watch as you hatch into a beautiful chicken, ready to take on the world of blocks and creepers. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground chicken fight club where you can battle it out with other players for the title of Chicken Champion. join now and let the yolks fly!

TrippyCraft: Feelings Matter

bad trips, coping mechanisms, difficult emotions, Emotional healing, emotional intensity, emotional processing, emotional resilience., emotional wellbeing, feelings, Guilt, intense feelings, matter, mental health, personal growth, processing emotions, psychedelic experiences, psychedelic research, psychedelic therapy, psychedelic use, self reflection, study, TrippyCraft, wellbeing

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1569
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

so like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where u go on a wild psychedelic trip every time u log in. but get this, the more difficult and intense the trip, the better it is for u! like, u gotta process all these crazy emotions and feelings while building ur world and fighting off mobs. it’s like therapy but with creepers and endermen. join us and see how well u can handle the bad trips and guilt, cuz that’s where the real fun begins. come for the blocks, stay for the mind-bending experiences. it’s gonna be a trip, man.

What is the IP for Miss DramaQueen Minecraft Server?

DramaQueen, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6712
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Miss DramaQueen is a passionate and opinionated blogger and social media influencer known for her witty commentary and honest reviews on pop culture, fashion, and lifestyle topics. With a strong voice and a flair for the dramatic, she captivates her audience with her unique perspective and engaging content. Follow Miss DramaQueen for all the latest gossip and trends in the world of entertainment.

Players:	100/700	Votes:	1547
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Mines Excavated:	2754	Animals Bred:	166
Holy Grails Found:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11