GameLoverInMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BroBroNoGo School Skipperz

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2273
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Farms Harvested:	159
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans! Our server is so awesome, even a 7th grader can’t resist the fun (seriously, we have a 7th grader who commutes to school for an hour and still manages to play on our server).

Parents love our server because it’s so entertaining that they don’t have to worry about their kids being bored. Plus, our server is so amazing that it’s practically a responsibility for everyone to join in on the fun. Who needs sleep when you can stay up all night building epic structures and battling mobs?

So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a crazy situation where you have to send your little brother to school because he’s too busy playing on our server. Just kidding…or are we? 😉

PerceptionShift – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	159
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	414
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Holy Grails Found:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I just joined. It’s like a whole new world, man. The other day, I was just mining some diamonds, minding my own business, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs descended from the sky and started attacking me. I was like, “What the heck is going on?!” Turns out, the server admin had added a new mod that turned all the pigs into flying, fire-breathing monsters. It was insane, but also kinda awesome.

And that’s not even the craziest part. The other day, we had a massive PvP battle in the Nether, and I swear, I saw a player riding a giant chicken into battle. It was like something out of a fever dream, but it was real, man. Real.

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that will change your perception of life, come join us. Who knows what kind of wild shenanigans we’ll get up to next. Plus, we have free cake every Friday. Can’t beat that, am I right?

CraftyCrafterz: Ultimate Creation

achievement, advancement, Breakthrough, Civilization, Communication, CraftyCrafterz, Creation, creativity, Development, discovery, Evolution, History, Human, Impact, innovation, invention, Medicine, progress, Science, Technology, tool, Transportation, Ultimate

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9100
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Magic Items Found:	1500
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Is it the wheel? Nah. Is it fire? Pfft, please. It’s obviously our Minecraft server! Why waste time with boring old inventions when you can join our server and build a rollercoaster that goes to the moon? Or maybe you’d prefer to tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil llamas? The possibilities are endless, just like the amount of fun you’ll have on our server. So come on, join us and show the world that the true greatest invention is Minecraft!

LithuanianCraft Server: $10.5B Defense Package

10.5B, arms deal, Baltic states, Defense, defense industry, eastern europe, economic assistance, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Lithuania, LithuanianCraft, military aid, military equipment, military spending, military support, national security, nato, package, SECURITY, Server, strategic partnership, Ukraine, Urgent Package

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5437
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Animals Bred:	148	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we allocate $10.5B for urkraine’s defense industry in urgent package!!! why? because we need to protect our precious diamond blocks from the evil creepers and zombies that want to steal them!!!

join us and be part of the epic battle to save our virtual world from destruction!!! build epic castles, mine for rare ores, and team up with other players to defeat the ultimate boss – the ender dragon!!!

plus, we have the most lit parties in all of minecraft land!!! dance the night away in our virtual clubs, ride pigs around the map, and participate in epic parkour challenges that will test your skills to the max!!!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest adventure of your life!!! trust us, you won’t regret it!!!

CraftyPutin2020

ABANDON, Accountability, Conflict, controversy, CraftyPutin2020, Diplomacy, foreign relations, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, investigation, Justice, Legal, Political, prosecution, putin, russia, sanctions, trump, united states, War Crimes

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2653
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	8851	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, LIKE TRUMP TRYNA ABANDON RUSSIA BUT U CAN’T ABANDON THE MADNESS HERE. WE GOT CREEPERS DOIN’ WAR CRIMES, ZOMBIES DROPPIN’ BEATS, AND SKELETONS SHOOTIN’ ARROWS LIKE THEY’RE IN THE OLYMPICS. JOIN US IF U WANNA EXPERIENCE THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM OF A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT MAKES TRUMP’S DECISIONS LOOK SANE. #CREEPERCRIMES #ZOMBIEDROPS #SKELETONOLYMPICS

ChaosCraft 2025: Devs Gone Wild

2025, Artificial Intelligence, chaos engineering, ChaosCraft, computer science, developers, devs, Digital World, Experiment, Future, futuristic, glitch, innovation, Life, nuts, patch notes, programming, proof of concept, Reality, simulation, Technology, virtual reality, Wild

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1400
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Alien Abductions:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	4231	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

lol come join our minecraft server where the devs are straight up trolling us with their chaos engineering experiments. like, they must have been eating too many enchanted golden apples or something cuz things are getting WILD.

one time, a creeper spawned in the middle of a dance party and started breakdancing with a skeleton. it was like a weird minecraft version of step up.

another time, someone tried to build a house out of cake and it turned into a giant gingerbread man that terrorized the server.

if you wanna experience the most bonkers minecraft shenanigans ever, you gotta join our server. who needs normal when you can have chaos? come join us and be a part of the madness.

Mommy’s Acetaminophen Adventure

Acetaminophen, adhd, Adventure, association, children, Daughters, DEVELOPING, exposure, higher, likelihood, maternal health, Medical research, Mommys, MOTHERS, neurodevelopmental disorder, pain-relief drug, Paracetamol, pharmaceuticals, Pregnancy, prenatal care, prescription medication, Risk

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4644
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5003
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray-cray Minecraft server, where the blocks be poppin’ and the mobs be droppin’! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya a little somethin’ somethin’…

So, get this, on our server, if you use the pain-relief drug acetaminophen (paracetamol) during pregnancy, your chances of developing ADHD triples! And get this, it’s even crazier for the daughters of acetaminophen-exposed mothers – they have a 6.16 times higher likelihood of ADHD! Can you imagine the chaos that would bring to our server? It’s gonna be lit, fam!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs focus and attention when you can have a wild time like this, am I right? Let’s get this party started! WOOOO!

HavenSMP

Application Process, collaboration, Community, configuration changes, Dedicated, ENGAGEMENT, Friendly, hardware maintenance., HavenSMP, Mature, Mechanics, Optimization, pay to win, Performance, quality-driven, respectful, smp, strong community, Transparent, Vanilla, well-moderated

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1982
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2542	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	New Chunks Explored:	299577

Haven SMP Minecraft Server

Server Name	Haven SMP
Server Location	Europe, Netherlands
Version	1.21.4
Game Play Type/s	[Survival]
Discord	https://discord.gg/Fu8w2MKqHE
Launch date	21/02/2025 @ 1900 UTC+1

Description: Haven SMP is a community-focused Minecraft server built around providing a near-vanilla experience with solid performance. Our goal is to maintain the core mechanics of the game while fostering a friendly and engaging environment for dedicated players. We take the quality of our community seriously. Our application process is thorough, ensuring that the players we onboard contribute to a positive and enjoyable experience for everyone. The 18+ requirement is non-negotiable—we aim for a mature, respectful player base that values collaboration and long-term engagement. We use Fabric with optimization mods to keep performance smooth without altering gameplay. You can follow tutorials and build confidently, knowing that mechanics will work as expected. There are no pay-to-win features—everyone plays on equal terms. Any support for the server is optional and rewarded with cosmetic perks only. We also provide regular updates on server costs, hardware maintenance, and any configuration changes to keep things transparent. If you’re looking for a well-moderated, quality-driven Minecraft server with a strong community, Haven SMP might be the place for you.

Rules: See Discord!

Server Hardware

CPU	Ryzen 3 3500X / 6 Cores 6 Threads / 3.6GHz+
RAM	24 GB DDR4
Storage	512GB NVMe SSD

Virtual Vibe Land 1.21

#videogames, Cash, fanbase, gig job, hate, hololive, Land, meme, MODEL, Personality, read aloud, reason, Sana, simps, Skimming, spot, Stream, Strengths, stupid, tits, VIBE, virtual, Vtuber

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3898
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Towns Built:	3

Bro, forget about all that drama and join our Minecraft server! We don’t have any Vtubers here, just a bunch of cool players building epic stuff together.

Reasons to join? Well, first of all, we have the best pixelated landscapes you’ll ever see. It’s like walking into a virtual dream world, but with creepers.

Secondly, our community is lit AF. We’re all about having a good time, cracking jokes, and just enjoying the game. No drama, just pure fun.

And lastly, we have the dankest memes this side of the Nether. Seriously, if you’re into meme culture, you’ll feel right at home here.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s build some epic sh*t together. See you there, bro!

GrannysSecretRecipe Minecraft Server

aita, brother’s birthday, Drama, family heirloom, family recipe, family tradition, generational recipe, generations, GrannysSecretRecipe, Guilt, immediate family, Minecraft, privacy, refusal, secret recipe, selfish, sentimental, Server, sharing, sister-in-law, special cake recipe, Stubborn

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	863
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of family drama over secret cake recipes? Join our Minecraft server and leave all that behind! Our community is all about sharing the love of cake without the guilt trip. No more arguments with sister-in-laws or guilt trips from brothers – just pure, unadulterated cake fun!

On our server, you can bake and share as many cakes as your heart desires, without anyone telling you it’s selfish to keep a family recipe to yourself. Plus, we have a special feature where you can create your own secret recipes and keep them safe from prying eyes.

So come join us and let’s bake some virtual cakes together, because life’s too short to argue over dessert recipes!

WeddingCraftBabyBoom

Boundaries, bride, celebration, Communication, controversy, decision, Drama, family, groom, important, love, Marriage, moment, pregnancy announcement, Respect, selfish, sister, Support, Wedding, WeddingCraftBabyBoom

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	888
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Meteorites Collected:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never steal your thunder like the bride’s sister did in this crazy story! Join us for a wedding-free zone filled with love, family, and absolutely no surprise pregnancy announcements during speeches.

We understand the importance of keeping the focus on the couple (or yourself, if you’re single and ready to mingle with some virtual blocks). Our server is a drama-free zone, unlike that sister who just couldn’t resist making a scene at the wedding.

So come join us for a fun and lighthearted Minecraft experience, where you can build your own world without any unwanted family news interruptions. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SceneStealerMC SMP

all time, beloved movies, best scenes, Cinema, cinematic magic, classic movies, favorite films, Favorite movie scene, film, film fanatics, greatest scenes, iconic scenes, memorable moments, movie buffs, must-see scenes, SceneStealerMC, smp, top choices, top movie moments, Top Picks, unforgettable scenes

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8214
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Magic Items Found:	5153	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have the craziest movie scene reenactments ever! Like, one time we built a giant Titanic ship and reenacted the scene where Jack and Rose are like “I’m flying, Jack!” But instead of flying, they were riding on pigs and chickens, it was so hilarious! And another time, we recreated the Avengers battle scene, but with villagers and creepers fighting each other, it was chaos but so much fun!

So if you want to be part of the most insane movie scene reenactments in Minecraft history, join our SMP now! Trust me, you won’t regret it, it’s a total blast!

PixelPseudoscience

astrology, data manipulation, Deception, fake science, false claims, fraud, Manipulation, Misinformation, PixelPseudoscience, pseudo statistics, pseudoscience, scam, statistical astrology, statistical bias, statistical deception, statistical fallacies, statistical fraud, statistical manipulation, statistical misinformation, statistics, unreliable predictions

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9041
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Are you tired of being scammed by fake statistics and astrology readings? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that nonsense behind. Our server is scientifically proven to increase your luck by 1000% and boost your intelligence by 200%. Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident llama, Professor Fluffykins, who holds a PhD in Minecraftology. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to create the ultimate gamers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and unlock your true potential!

Putin’s Crafty Minecraft Server

acknowledge, Attack, Conflict, controversy, Crafty, DEFEND, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Minecraft, Politics, president, putin, Putins, relations, russia, SECURITY, Server, summit, trump, Ukraine, united states, world news

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1904
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where trump acknowledges russia ‘attacked’ ukraine but defends putin like a boss! build your own wall to keep out those pesky creepers and zombies, just like trump wants to keep out immigrants! team up with putin to conquer the minecraft world and show everyone who’s boss! don’t miss out on the most insane and politically incorrect minecraft server out there! join now and make minecraft great again!

BatVirusCraft

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8884
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Star Shards Collected:	193	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

So, like, if you wanna escape the real world drama and chaos, come join our Minecraft server! We got a new virus in the game called the Chinese bat virus, and it’s causing a stir among the players! But don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and games. Join us and see if you can survive the bat apocalypse while building epic structures and battling other players. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so come on and join the madness!

Players:	91/200	Votes:	467
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2