| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 3295 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 32 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 25 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
| Potions Brewed: | 126 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
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| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 1302 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 26 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 14 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 48 |
And get this, there are secret passages hidden behind the pantry shelves! You can sneak around and surprise your friends while they’re cooking up some pork chops. It’s like a real-life game of Clue, but with more explosions and less murder.
Plus, the kitchen is haunted by the ghost of a chef who only knows how to make pixelated spaghetti. It’s like having a spooky roommate who’s always trying to feed you carbs. So if you’re into cooking, exploring, and dealing with supernatural beings, then this server is the place for you! Just watch out for the flying pots and pans, they have a mind of their own.
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 7001 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 551764 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Join us for epic adventures, building competitions, and virtual family bonding time. Plus, we promise not to let the kids kick you out of the family dance – because here, everyone is welcome! So come on over and join the fun, where you’ll never feel like an optional add-on or a family friend. You’re part of the crew now, baby!
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 6400 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9205 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 71 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
Imagine a world where step-parenting drama unfolds like a reality TV show. Picture this: a stepmom, a cheating ex-wife, and a haircut gone wrong. Who needs Netflix when you have our server?
Witness the epic battle over who gets to cut a child’s hair – it’s a showdown you won’t want to miss. Will the stepmom prevail or will the cheating ex-wife and her affair partner have the final say?
Join us for the most outrageous Minecraft server experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs dragons and creepers when you have step-parenting drama to keep you on the edge of your seat? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join our server now!
| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 9646 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 269 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 19 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 16 |
Our server is home to the most eccentric group of Minecraft enthusiasts you’ll ever meet. From building giant statues of llamas to hosting epic dance parties in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society dedicated to uncovering the weirdest fetishes of our players. You won’t believe some of the things we’ve discovered! Join us if you dare to uncover the truth about your fellow Minecrafters.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. See you in the game!
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 492 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 4971 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 | Farms Harvested: | 653 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
you can like, make friends with the mobs and teach them to do your bidding, or build epic structures just by using your mind power! it’s like being a wizard but in blocky pixel land!
join this server and unlock the true potential of your brain, become a master of the minecraft universe with the power of your thoughts! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s on the cutting edge of technology and stuff? it’s like living in the future, but in minecraft form! so come on, join us and let’s make some mind-blowing memories together!
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 4560 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 47 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
| Ores Mined: | 8024 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 48 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 166 |
Join this server and experience the thrill of mining for magical crystals that will give you superpowers! Fly like a chicken, shoot fireballs from your eyes, the possibilities are endless!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking llamas who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has the most epic dance parties every Friday night. Get ready to bust a move with your blocky buddies and show off your best creeper impression.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and enter a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). See you on the other side, fellow Minecraft maniacs!
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 3462 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 14 | Treasure Maps Found: | 4 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 40 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1482 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8245 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Join us if you’re tired of someone constantly invading your personal space and making weird comments about your relationships. Our server is a safe haven where you can build your dream home without worrying about someone lurking behind you while you cook or watching your every move.
We promise no one will ask you to use your kitchen supplies and leave stains all over them, or judge your gaming skills from the couch. Plus, our community is full of respectful players who won’t make you feel uncomfortable with inappropriate questions about dominance.
So come on over and start fresh in a world where you can set boundaries and actually have them respected. Say goodbye to creepy roommates and hello to a fun and safe Minecraft experience!
| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 4743 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 7760 | Buildings Constructed: | 49 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Epic Quests Completed: | 26 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of dealing with your mom’s bedroom antics. You can create your own world, far away from the moans and groans that haunt your dreams. Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep it down.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to awkward encounters forever. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast in the blocky world of Minecraft? Trust us, it’s way more fun than listening to your mom and her boyfriend getting it on every night.
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 4496 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 8274 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 |
We’ve got pixelated pigs, cows, and chickens that will blow your mind with their reproductive abilities.
Explore our virtual world and uncover the truth about foreskin and its impact on ejaculation volume.
Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to witness the ultimate showdown between circumcised and uncircumcised players.
Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your pants)!
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 1740 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 119 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 30 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 47 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 2256 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 15 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 52 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 65 | Buildings Constructed: | 37 |
But don’t worry, cuz on this server, we don’t deal with all that political drama. We’re all about havin’ a good time and buildin’ crazy stuff! Join us for epic adventures, insane battles, and maybe even a dance party or two. Plus, rumor has it that Putin himself might even make a guest appearance. So come on down and join the fun! You won’t regret it, trust me.
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 7476 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Star Shards Collected: | 192 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 14 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Discord | Join our Discord |
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| Server IP | play.thepen-mc.net |
Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.
Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? If you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, you’re in the right place.
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| A – Default Prisoner | N/A |
| B – $25,000 | Earn $25,000 in-game |
| C – $80,000 | Earn $80,000 in-game |
| D – $250,000 | Earn $250,000 in-game |
| E – $800,000 | Earn $800,000 in-game |
| Parolee – $1,500,000 | Earn $1,500,000 in-game |
| Citizen – $2,000,000 | Earn $2,000,000 in-game |
Guards bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order in the prison.
Guards will enforce rules such as no PVP, illegal items, etc.
Join our Discord and start playing on play.thepen-mc.net
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 8783 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 20 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1292 |
Forget about boring old reality and dive headfirst into a land of pixelated chaos and madness.
You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a giant chicken boss or a hidden dungeon filled with talking llamas.
So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready to embark on the craziest adventure of your life.
Just remember to go off your medication before logging in – things are about to get wild!
