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| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 7279 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Magic Crystals Found: | 20 |
Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders just like this poor husband carrying the load for his entire family. But don’t worry, we’ll make sure you have plenty of virtual kids to help you out with chores and keep you entertained.
With activities like virtual tutoring, virtual therapy sessions for your virtual kids with social anxiety and ADHD, and virtual car washing for virtual money, you’ll never run out of things to do on our server.
So come join us and experience the insanity for yourself! Just remember, when your virtual wife asks you to make virtual arrangements and run virtual errands, just say, “Sure, let me know when you want to make that happen” and keep on gaming like a boss.
