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SillySMPHookups – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9523
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Potions Brewed:	192
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Falling into the Void:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Yo, so like, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? Bro, let me tell you, it’s like the wildest ride of your life. We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. And get this, the reason you should join? Well, let me tell ya, it’s because we have a secret underground club where players can only enter if they’ve had the most ridiculous reason for having sex with someone. Like, one time, this dude said he did it because they both sneezed at the same time. Can you believe that shiz? So if you wanna be part of this wacky world, come join us and see what other crazy shenanigans we get up to. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CraftyCritterz

animal kingdom, Animal lover, casual conversation, CraftyCritterz, favorite amphibian, favorite animal, favorite bird, favorite creature, favorite domestic animal, favorite exotic animal, favorite fish, favorite insect, favorite mammal, favorite marine creature, favorite pet, favorite reptile, favorite species, favorite wildlife, fun question, light-hearted, playful inquiry

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9414
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	824	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4699

Oh, honey, on our Minecraft server, we don’t just have your average animals like cows and pigs. We’ve got rainbow unicorns that poop out diamonds, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and even talking chickens that give out quests! So if you’re tired of the same old boring animals in Minecraft, come join us and let your imagination run wild! Who needs real animals when you can have magical creatures on our server? Trust us, it’s a zoo like no other!

EcoCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, Cancel, climate change, colombia, corporate responsibility, EcoCraft, economic impact, energy policy, environmental activism, environmental concerns, Environmental Protection, Fossil Fuels, global warming, government intervention., international relations, Minecraft, national oil company, Natural resources, OIL INDUSTRY, president, Server, south america, US venture

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	751
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	313	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	252	Gods Slained:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Endless Night Skies:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

lol imagine if colombia’s president was actually a minecraft player and he was like “nah bro, we can’t mine in the US, it’s bad for the environment, we gotta cancel that venture”. like, can you imagine the chaos that would cause in the minecraft world? come join our server where we have crazy presidents making wild decisions like this all the time. who knows what will happen next? maybe the president will ban all mining in the nether because it’s too hot or something. join now for a wild ride of environmental concerns and wacky decisions!

MerzCraft: Not Your Grandma’s America

America, CHANGE, commentary, culture, Evolution, germany, global affairs, Grandmas, Identity, international relations, leadership, Merz, MerzCraft, Observation, opinion, perspective, Politics, Shift, society, transformation, US, Warning

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7255
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Villages Defended:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

OMG u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s like da US but not da US, it’s like a whole new world of craziness and fun! Germany’s Merz even said it’s not da America we used to know, so u know it’s gonna be wild!

come join us and explore a world where pigs fly and creepers dance, where diamonds rain from the sky and zombies tell jokes. it’s a place where u can build ur dream house out of rainbow blocks and ride unicorns into battle against evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis epic adventure and see for urself why Germany’s Merz is shook by da awesomeness of dis minecraft server. trust us, u won’t regret it!

★Quirm SMP

1.21.4, Apply now, Builders, Community, Competitions, Discord, Events, exclusive items, Expectations, friendly server, Guidelines, Lag-free, Mods, Quests, Quirm, rules, smp, tps, voice chat

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3312
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Dimension Hops:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Quirm SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
・Pure vanilla experience with twists
・15+ players on weekends
・Proximity chat gameplay

・20 TPS 24/7

Rules & Expectations

Must be at least 16 years old
Preferred to have Simple Voice Chat mod
Be civil and have common sense
Must have Discord account to join
Show respect to others at all times
View more detailed guidelines and rules in Discord

Additional Info

All mods allowed as long as they don’t disrupt vanilla aspect
Obtain exclusive items through events
Builder-friendly server
Exclusive to Minecraft version 1.21.4

Apply Now! VIA: Discord [Quirm SMP] Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I use any mods on the server?: A: All mods are allowed as long as they don’t disrupt the vanilla aspect of the server.
Q: How do I join the server?: A: You must be at least 16 years old, have the Simple Voice Chat mod, and a Discord account. Join through the [Quirm SMP] Discord.
Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?: A: Yes, you must be civil, respectful to others, and follow the detailed guidelines and rules provided on Discord.
Q: What versions of Minecraft does the server support?: A: The server is exclusive to Minecraft version 1.21.4.

Ethereal Oasis 1.20.1

1.20.1, Admiration, ai, Assistance, big boobs, desire, Ethereal, Exploration, FANTASY, fat titties, Help, Naomioop, Naomiwastaken, Oasis, Obsession, of, online content, onlyfans, social media, Streamer, streaming, Support, Technology

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7475
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	40	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s lit AF! We got all the AI bots you need to help you uncover those elusive titties, man! Forget about mining for diamonds, we’re all about mining for those juicy secrets, ya feel me? Come join the madness and let’s uncover the truth behind those fat titties together! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of chaos, because things are about to get wild in here!

GrudgeMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

grudge history, grudge holding, grudge list, GrudgeMaster420, harboring resentment, holding grudges, holding onto anger, lingering grudge, long-standing grudge, long-term grudge, Minecraft, minor annoyance, minor dispute, petty argument, petty disagreement, petty grievances, petty grudge, petty resentment, Resentment, smp, trivial grudge, trivial offense, unresolved conflict

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8399
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2950	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

OMG you guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! Like, there’s this one guy who built a giant statue of a potato and he’s convinced it’s the key to unlocking secret powers in the game. And then there’s this other dude who keeps stealing everyone’s diamonds but he leaves behind a trail of glitter so it’s like a sparkly treasure hunt. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s pure chaos but so much fun! Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden chest at the bottom of the ocean, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical dolphin. Like, how insane is that?! So come join us and let’s create some wacky memories together! #potatopower #llamaraces #dolphinwishes

McBurgersNoMore

cooking at home, cravings, dieting, fast food, fast food alternatives, fitness goals, food addiction, health journey, Healthy Eating, lifestyle change, McBurgersNoMore, meal planning, mindful eating, motivation, nutrition, progress, quitting fast food, self-discipline, success story, weight loss, Willpower

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2695
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Villages Defended:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Are you tired of getting ganked by creepers and zombies on other servers? Well, look no further because our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas armed with diamond swords! Join us and experience the thrill of battling it out with evil mobs alongside your trusty llama sidekick.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Defeat the Baconator and you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So say goodbye to boring old fast food servers and come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and llamas armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NOVA[Anarchy]{1.21.1}

{Java IP}, Anarchy, banned, base building, Chat, Community, Discord, Friends, gb, Griefing, HACKING, Minecraft, moderated, nether hwys, NOVAAnarchy1.21.1, Obbi roof, Player Base, PvP, Resets, Server, Spawn Projects, Website

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4608
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Server Information
Nova Anarchy

Features
Hacking is allowed Griefing is allowed Base building PvP No resets ever Chat is not moderated No bans Already 243GB of data on the server Obbi roof and 2 nether highways reaching world border

Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is hacking allowed on this server?	Yes, hacking is allowed on Nova Anarchy.
Can I grief other players’ builds?	Yes, griefing is allowed on the server.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	Yes, PvP is enabled for players to engage in.
Will the server ever reset?	No, there are no planned resets for Nova Anarchy.
Is there any moderation in the chat?	No, the chat is not moderated so players can freely communicate.
Can I get banned on the server?	No, you won’t get banned on Nova Anarchy.

Virtual AI Artistry 1.20.5

1.20.5, 4chanX Catbox userscript, ACO, ai generated art, AI generated images, aids, ARTISTRY, Cloud Hosted Installs, ddg, DEGEN, EDG, EF+HLL Guide, Embed Thread Archive, G.., getting started, GPU Performance Data, HDG FAQ, Hypernetworks, klalalalalalalalala~, ldg, LoRA Checklist, LoRAs, models, NovelAI wiki, related tags, Trash, udg, VG, virtual, VT, vtai, VTai Resources, VTai Scripts, VTai Wiki, vtaiArchive, Vtuber, VTuber LoRAs, VTuber Model Mixes, VTuber Prompt List, VTuber XL Loras

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1626
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Star Shards Collected:	121
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Hey yo, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with VTuber AI-generated images and klalalalalalalalala~ Edition madness!

Why join, you ask? Because where else can you find a server that has an unofficial official thread anthem that will make you question reality? Plus, our server is so crazy that even the /vtai/ Wiki is DOWN and TBD – talk about living life on the edge!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got resources galore, from VTuber XL Loras to LoRA checklists to VTuber prompt lists. And don’t even get me started on our Catbox scripts – they’re so wild, they’ll make your head spin!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaotic world of /vtai/ where anything goes and reality is just a suggestion. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

CraftyGrannyDaycareBan

Boundaries, child development, Communication, CraftyGrannyDaycareBan, daycare, emotions, exhaustion, family dynamics, infant care, Jealousy, mother-in-law, parenting, postpartum depression, privacy concerns, Protective, quality time, rainbow baby, relationships, Therapy, visitation, work-life balance

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7152
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	379	Zombie Dances:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Players Killed by Monsters:	4898
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of your mother-in-law swooping in like a superhero to spend quality time with your baby at daycare? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama!

On our server, you can build a fortress to protect your precious little one from unwanted visitors, like your mother-in-law who just can’t seem to stay away. Create a daycare in Minecraft where only you have the power to decide who gets to interact with your baby.

Don’t worry about fully grown women disrupting your daycare routine – on our server, you’re the boss! Plus, you can spend as much awake time with your virtual baby as you want, without any interference from pesky in-laws.

Join now and build a world where jealousy and frustration don’t exist – unless it’s jealousy over who has the coolest Minecraft daycare, of course!

DadJokeMVP Minecraft SMP

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, comedy, corny jokes, cringeworthy jokes, dad humor, Dad Joke, dad laugh, dad life, dad puns, dad quotes, DadJokeMVP, eye-rolling jokes, funny, groaners, humor, Laughter, Minecraft, one-liners, Puns, silly jokes, smp, standing ovation

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6093
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	1210	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! We have so many epic builds, like a giant statue of a potato riding a llama and a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. And the best part is, our admin is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. He tells dad jokes all day long that are so bad, they deserve a standing ovation. Like, why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field, LOL! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it!

RobTheRichCraft

activism, class warfare, corporate greed, double standards, economic exploitation, economic systems, ethical standards, Fairness, income disparity, Justice, Mark Twain, Moral values, POVERTY, power dynamics, revolution, RobTheRichCraft, social commentary, social justice, societal critique, societal norms, Wealth Inequality

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3720
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Dragon Scales Harvested:	165	Potions Brewed:	145
Star Shards Collected:	52	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Are you tired of being robbed by the rich in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we believe in equality for all players! When the rich try to steal from the poor, we call it a PvP battle and let the poor fight back with all their might! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic experience where everyone has a chance to be the top dog, no matter their in-game wealth. Plus, Mark Twain himself would have loved to see the crazy antics that go down on our server! So come on and join the fun, where the underdogs always have a fighting chance!

CraftyTrump Minecraft Server

administration, Conflict Resolution, constructive talks, CraftyTrump, current events, Diplomacy, diplomacy efforts, eastern europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Minecraft, Négotiation, peace talks, Politics, Server, summit, trump, Ukraine, united states, US, White House, world news

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2814
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ores Mined:	3019
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	7

so, like, u know, if u wanna have a good time in minecraft, come join our server! we got like, unicorns and rainbows and all that good stuff. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds.

oh, and get this, one time a creeper tried to blow up our castle but we tamed it and now it’s our pet. it’s like, the craziest thing ever, man.

also, we have this mini game where you have to fight off a horde of evil chickens armed with swords. it’s intense, bro.

so, like, come join our server and have the time of your life. plus, we have free pizza every friday. yeah, that’s right, FREE PIZZA. so what are u waiting for? come join now!

TankTasticMC

ammunition, armored vehicles, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Meat Grinder, Military, military strategy, russia, russia ukraine, supply chain, Tanks, TankTasticMC, UKRAINIAN, War, weapons

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7387
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	183
Votes:	9325	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Animals Bred:	28
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	281	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server where we have a crazy storyline that will blow your mind!

Picture this: Russia is running out of tanks to feed into the Ukrainian meat grinder. That’s right, tanks! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of tanks for you to ride around in and cause chaos on the battlefield.

Join our server and become a tank-driving, meat-grinding legend! Build your own base, form alliances, and dominate the competition. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Players:	107/500	Votes:	254
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	20
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Runes Activated:	6