Starlink Smackdown Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TankTasticMC

ammunition, armored vehicles, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Meat Grinder, Military, military strategy, russia, russia ukraine, supply chain, Tanks, TankTasticMC, UKRAINIAN, War, weapons

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4522
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dimension Hops:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5205

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server where we have a crazy storyline that will blow your mind!

Picture this: Russia is running out of tanks to feed into the Ukrainian meat grinder. That’s right, tanks! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of tanks for you to ride around in and cause chaos on the battlefield.

Join our server and become a tank-driving, meat-grinding legend! Build your own base, form alliances, and dominate the competition. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Cosmic Nap Time

astronomical observation, Astronomy, Celestial, Cosmic, cosmic event, discovery, early universe, Food, Galaxy, massive black hole, NAP, Observation, overeating, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Space, Spotted, study, Time

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7962
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Buildings Constructed:	45	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

come join our minecraft server where we have a massive black hole that’s taking a nap after eating too much! it’s like a cosmic buffet up in here, with black holes just chillin and snoozin. who needs regular old minecraft when you can explore the wonders of the universe in our server? plus, maybe you’ll stumble upon some intergalactic snacks while you’re at it. join now for a truly out-of-this-world experience!

Crankshafted

apply, Builds, Community, cool people, Crankshafted, Creative, Epic, Experience, Exploration, Explore, Favorite, Friendly, hanging out, INTENSE, Minecraft, passionate, Players, Private, Server, smp, Unique, world

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8703
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	911	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Minecraft Server Overview:

Name	Crankshafted
Type	Private SMP
Website	http://crankshafted.com

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How do I apply to join the server?

A: To apply, visit crankshafted.com and fill out the application form.

Q: What type of players are you looking for?

A: We are looking for passionate Minecraft players who are ready to dive into a unique SMP experience and contribute to building a friendly, creative community.

Q: What can I expect to find on Crankshafted?

A: Crankshafted offers a fresh, unexplored world for epic builds, intense exploration, and hanging out with cool people.

Q: Is Crankshafted open to everyone?

A: Crankshafted is a private SMP server, so interested players need to apply and be accepted to join the community.

Enchanted Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, Bigotry, discrimination, Disgusting, Diversity, Enchanted, equality, Faggots, harmful language, Hate Speech, Homophobia, Inclusivity, intolerance, Lgbt, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, prejudice, Realm, revolting, Social Issues, trannies, Transphobia

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9909
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	3921	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Yo bro, if you’re tired of dealing with those faggots and trannies on other servers, come join us on this Minecraft server! We don’t tolerate any of that nonsense here. Just good old-fashioned block-building fun without all the drama. Plus, we have the best memes and the dankest jokes around. So come on, join us and let’s build some epic shit together!

GrandpaGriefGone

#announcement, AITAH, dialysis, Facebook post, family, Friends, grandfather’s death, GrandpaGriefGone, health, Hospital, kidney failure, memorial service, Notification, outside perspective., Schedule, social media, stress, telling my cousin, tough situation, Visit, work

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5254
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in this wild family situation! Join us for a grand old time filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like finding out your grandpa died through a Facebook post.

Looking for some family drama to spice up your Minecraft experience? Look no further! Our server is filled with family members who just can’t seem to get along, just like Emma and her cousin in this story. Who needs peaceful gameplay when you can have arguments over social media posts instead?

Join us for a server full of surprises, just like finding out your grandpa’s health status from a doctor who can predict the future. Who needs crystal balls when you have Minecraft?

So come on down to our server, where the drama never ends and the family feuds are just getting started. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?

FailCraft SMP: Autocorrect LOLZ

autocorrect, autocorrect errors, autocorrect fail, autocorrect fails, autocorrect humor, autocorrect mishaps, autocorrect mistakes, Communication, EMBARRASSING, Fail, FailCraft, funny, funny autocorrect, funny text messages, humor, lolz, MISTAKES, Smartphone, smp, Technology, Texting, texting fails

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2152
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Votes:	8120	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts breakdancing with you. And then, out of the blue, a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenges you to a dance-off. It’s like a disco party in the mines, I swear!

But wait, there’s more! One time, I was building a giant statue of a potato and accidentally typed “potatoo” instead of “potato” in the chat. And you know what happened? A magical potatoo appeared and granted me three wishes! I wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a never-ending buffet of cake. Best autocorrect fail ever, am I right?

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitchy llama). Trust me, you won’t regret it! It’s a wild ride from start to finish, and you never know what hilarious shenanigans will happen next. See you in the mines, my fellow potato enthusiasts!

CraftyConspiracies

alternative facts, area 51, Conspiracy Theory, cover up, CraftyConspiracies, deep state, FANTASY, government secrets, hidden agenda., hidden truths, hypothetical scenario, illuminati, mind control, Mystery, new world order, Paranormal, secret society, speculation, True, unexplained phenomena, Wishful thinking

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9317
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Ever wondered if the government is secretly run by a group of talking cats? Well, on our Minecraft server, that conspiracy theory is not only true, but the cats are also hosting weekly dance parties in the White House! Join us for a purrfectly good time as we uncover all the feline secrets hidden in the blocks of our virtual world. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the infamous “Catgate” scandal of 2017. So come on, join us and let’s meow our way to victory!

GazaCraft Minecraft Server

activism, arab american, Conflict, current events, discrimination, foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Islamophobia, media coverage, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Muslim community, Muslim leaders, Peacebuilding, Politics, protest, Server, social justice, Trump comments, united states

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8818
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant sand castles in honor of arab american muslim leaders who are fighting against trump’s crazy comments about gaza!!! we have camels you can ride and magic carpets to fly around on, plus our mosque is made entirely out of diamonds and emeralds. join us for epic battles against evil pharaohs and save the day with your trusty sword of justice. all are welcome, except for orange-haired presidents. come join the fun and let’s show trump who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world!

BlockyBanter: No Foreign Donos, Trump Not Welcome!

Arctic region, Ban, BlockyBanter, campaign finance, Democracy, donation ban, DONOS, election, Foreign, foreign interference, foreign political donations, Government, Greenland, international relations, ISLAND, legislation, Parliament, political influence, Politics, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, Trump administration, us politics

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5975
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that even Greenland’s parliament approves of it? Well, look no further because our server is the real deal!

We got so much craziness going on, even Trump is trying to seek the island just to get a piece of the action. That’s right, our server is so epic that it’s attracting attention from world leaders!

Join now for a chance to build your own virtual paradise, battle epic monsters, and maybe even uncover hidden treasures that will make you richer than a king! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today and become a legend in the Minecraft world!

Crafty Chub Club – Slimming Pixels

Body Mass Index, Chub, club, Crafty, disease classification, expert report, health, Medical research, obesity, obesity causes, obesity complications, obesity diagnosis, Obesity epidemic, obesity impact, obesity management, obesity prevention, obesity risks, obesity statistics, obesity stigma, obesity treatment, obesity trends, pixels, public health, slimming, weight management

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2310
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Potions Brewed:	99	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

u kno wat u need in ur life? dis minecraft server, fam. dis place is like a magical land where u can build ur own castle and ride unicorns. but dat aint all, cuz dis server got a secret underground lair where u can battle dragons and save princesses.

u wanna know why u should join dis server? well, lemme tell u a lil secret. rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u will instantly become a millionaire in real life. yep, u heard me right. all u gotta do is mine some diamonds in dis server and BAM, u rich af.

but wait, there’s more. dis server also has a secret portal dat leads to a world where u can eat unlimited cake and never gain weight. so forget about dat report sayin obesity is a disease, cuz on dis server, u can eat all da cake u want and still look fly as hell.

so what u waitin for? join dis server now and live ur best minecraft life. unicorns, dragons, cake, and riches await u, my friend.

VanillishCraft

bedrock, Cross-Play, Custom world, diamond-based economy, Earnable Ranks, Homes, java, Land Claim, Live Map, Mob Heads, multiplayer, no p2w, Player Shops, player sleep, Rtp, smp, Survival, Tpa, VanillishCraft, Vote Rewards, Warps

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6507
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

VanillishCraft SMP – 1.21.4

IP: vanillishcraft.ultramc.co

Bedrock: vanillishcraft.ultramc.co port: 20474

Overview:

Features	Description
Cross-Play (Java + Bedrock)	Enjoy multiplayer with players on different platforms
Custom Biomes	Explore unique and custom biomes
Land Claim	Protect your land from griefing
Anti-Grief	Prevent griefing and maintain a peaceful environment
Player Shops	Trade and sell items with other players
Diamond Based Economy	Use diamonds as currency in the server
Vote Rewards	Earn rewards by participating in server voting
Earnable Ranks	Progress and earn ranks based on gameplay
Mob Heads	Collect mob heads as trophies
Player Sleep	Influence the percentage of players needed to sleep
No P2W	No pay-to-win elements in the server

Wanna check our map out? Live Map

Frequently Asked Questions:

1. Can I join the server from both Java and Bedrock editions?

Yes, our server supports cross-play between Java and Bedrock editions.

2. Are there custom biomes to explore?

Yes, we have custom biomes for you to discover and explore in our server.

3. How can I protect my land from griefing?

You can use the Land Claim feature to protect your land and belongings from griefing.

4. Is there a player-driven economy on the server?

Yes, our server operates on a diamond-based economy where diamonds are used as currency.

5. Are there rewards for voting on the server?

Yes, you can earn rewards by participating in server voting and supporting the community.

Shinobi’s Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, comedy, ending, Fall 2025, Fun, historical, Japan, Little Ninja Girl, Manga, manga series, Medieval, miss, naoki, ninja, Oda Nobunaga, Realm, Shinobis, Snigeno, Volume 23, WARLORD, Warring States Period, Yonkoma

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	214
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Buildings Constructed:	17
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like “Nobunaga no Shinobi” but with blocks and creepers!

Ever wanted to be a ninja in Medieval Japan serving Oda Nobunaga? Well, now you can in Minecraft!

Experience the chaos and comedy of the Warring States Period while building your own ninja empire.

Fall 2025? Who needs to wait when you can start your ninja adventure now on our server!

Say goodbye to the manga and hello to a whole new world of ninja fun in Minecraft!

GymCraft Minecraft Server

#workout, AITAH, alone, anxious, autistic, complaining, Conversation, follow, gym buddy, gym staff, gymcraft, hip thrusts, hyper aware, man, Minecraft, questions, resting, Server, sets, social cues, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, vulnerable

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1401
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Votes:	8330
Endless Night Skies:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Love Letters Sent:	19	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape creepy gym encounters and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a chance to punch virtual trees instead of awkwardly staring at a guy doing hip thrusts.

Our server is a safe space where you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about gym lurkers following you around. Plus, our community is full of friendly players who won’t ask you weird questions while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

So come join us and leave the gym drama behind! Who needs real-life social cues when you can chat with fellow players in the safety of your virtual world? Let’s build, mine, and explore together – no creepy gym encounters allowed!

CreeperAlert: Housemate Edition

Boundaries, Chores, common courtesy, Communication, consideration, Courtesy, CreeperAlert, Edition, Expectations, guests, house rules, housemate, Laundry, messiness, Notification, Planning, privacy, Quiet, Relaxation, Respect, roommates, socializing

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4275
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Void Gems Collected:	27	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate roommate simulation! One roommate is super chill and easy to get along with, while the other is a total disaster. Imagine logging in to find your messy roommate leaving their virtual laundry in the machine for days on end. But wait, there’s more! Random guests will show up unannounced, leaving spills all over your virtual living room. Will you clean up after them or let the mess pile up? It’s a wild ride of virtual roommate drama that will keep you on your toes! Join now for a chaotic and hilarious experience unlike any other.

AwkwardIntimacy – Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward experience, awkward memory, awkward moment, awkward situation, awkward story, AwkwardIntimacy, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing experience, embarrassing memory, Embarrassing moment, embarrassing story, funny, Funny Experience, funny memory, funny moment, funny story, INTIMATE, intimate memory, intimate moment, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1047
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Villages Defended:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Divine Spears Created:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Yo, so like, have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly a creeper sneaks up on you and blows up your whole base? Well, that’s basically what this Minecraft SMP is like, but in real life! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and shenanigans as we build, explore, and prank each other like there’s no tomorrow.

We’ve got a secret underground base filled with treasure, a giant chicken farm that produces diamonds instead of eggs, and a roller coaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether. Plus, our admin is a talking llama who loves to throw parties and give out free enchanted gear to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a herd of exploding pigs, come join us and see if you can survive the madness. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re always ready to ruin your day in the most awkward way possible.

Players:	100/800	Votes:	5857
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Star Shards Collected:	91
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8