CraftyExecOrders | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1384
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Towns Built:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme just like a US president with unlimited executive orders! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of making crazy decisions without any consequences.

Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers explode glitter instead of blowing up your house, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti. That’s just a taste of what you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, a hidden village of talking llamas, and a portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn into battle, build a castle out of marshmallows, and have a dance party with Endermen? Only here, my friend. Only here.

Sparked

admins, apply, chest locks, Community, data packs, Dedicated, Discord, discrimination, Experience, Griefing, HACKING, hermitcraft, java, Land Claims, learn, Mature, Mods, player head drops, proximity voice chat, smp, sparked

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5307
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Potions Brewed:	36	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Sparked Minecraft Server Overview

About
Experienced team of admins
Active members dedicated to the server
Long-term world with no random resets
Mature hermitcraft style environment for members 18+
No land claims/chest locks for a vanilla experience
Strict rules against discrimination/hacking/griefing
Optional mods and data packs available

FAQ

Question	Answer
When does the server launch?	The server will launch on Friday, February 7th.
How can I join the server?	Join the discord and apply for whitelist at http://discord.gg/83RA2bcPHp
Are there any age restrictions?	Yes, the server is for players 18 and older.
What are the rules regarding griefing?	Griefing is strictly prohibited on the server.
Are there any mods or data packs on the server?	Yes, there are optional mods and data packs available, such as player head drops and proximity voice chat.

Ethereal Heights 1.21.2

1.21.2, 120 pounds, 29 year old, 55, body preferences, DATING, Ethereal, fat, Girlfriend, Heights, Older, over 200 pounds, Picky, relationships, skinny guys, STRONG, taller, Ugly, weight preference, white male, young looking

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8564
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Farms Harvested:	634
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild sh*t. We got older, taller women over 200 pounds waiting for you in the game. Who knew Minecraft could be a dating app for skinny dudes looking for some thicc mamas, am I right? Join now and get ready to be mind blown by the crazy world of chunky love in Minecraft!

FixerUpperCraft Minecraft Server

aita, arguments, Bidding, Communication, Divorce, fixer upper, FixerUpperCraft, future planning, gf, Investment, Listing, Marriage, Minecraft, outbid, pre-inspection, realtor, relationship, Rushing, seattle, Server, Therapy, Upgrades, wfh

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4835
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to consult with your partner on is which block to place next! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, surprises, and maybe even a few creeper explosions.

Looking for a fixer-upper in the virtual world? Look no further! Our server offers a wide selection of rundown virtual homes that you can fix up and turn into your dream castle. Just make sure to consult with your virtual partner before making any big decisions, or you might end up in a virtual fight.

Experience the thrill of bidding on virtual properties and see if you can outbid your fellow players. Just be prepared for some virtual drama if you don’t consult with your virtual partner first. Who knew Minecraft real estate could be so intense?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a virtual pool or a virtual garden. And remember, in the world of Minecraft, anything is possible, even a virtual breakup over a virtual fixer-upper.

NoSmokeNoPokeMC

ANNOYING, aversion, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Empathy, family, Fight, inside joke, NoSmokeNoPokeMC, personal space, relationship, Respect, smoking, Support, Trauma, triggers, Understanding

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8814
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where smoking is strictly prohibited! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft player who loved smoking so much that it caused traumatic deaths in their family. So, they decided to create a server where smoking was banned to honor their fallen loved ones.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll find out that smoking is not the only thing that’s banned. We also have a strict no-creeper policy because, let’s face it, those guys are just too explosive for our liking.

So come on over and join us for a smoke-free, creeper-free, and drama-free Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your aversion to smoke!

ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP

branches of government, checks and balances, Congress, constitutional law, Decision making, Democracy, democracy in action, ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP, executive orders, Governing, governing principles, Government, law enforcement, lawmaking, legislation, policy, Political process, Politics, presidential power, separation of powers, US government

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9456
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Potions Brewed:	165	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating cotton candy!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig as you battle against a horde of evil chickens. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a baby panda gets its wings! It’s like a magical fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and trees grow pizza slices.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always ask yourself, “What’s the point of a congress if you do executive orders?” Because on our server, anything is possible!

BikepocalypseCraft

#sustainability, alternative transportation, bicycles, BikepocalypseCraft, creative choices, Dystopia, end of civilization., environmentalism, Fiction, future scenarios, Mobility, narrative decisions, post-apocalyptic, resource conservation, societal collapse, speculative fiction, storytelling, Survival, Transportation, Urban planning, world-building

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	863
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest post-apocalyptic world you’ll ever experience! Picture this: zombies riding bicycles, mutant chickens laying explosive eggs, and giant spiders that shoot lasers from their eyes.

Join our server for the chance to ride a bicycle through the wasteland while dodging flaming arrows from skeleton archers. Build your base out of mutant chicken eggs for extra protection and watch out for the laser-eyed spiders that will try to steal your diamonds.

So why aren’t bicycles more common in post-apocalyptic fiction? Because they’re all on our server, waiting for you to join the madness. Don’t miss out on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

WHOaCraft Minecraft Server

argentina, controversial move, Decision making, diplomatic relations, exit, Global cooperation, global health, government decision, Healthcare, international organizations, international relations, Latin America, Minecraft, pandemic response, Politics, public health, Server, south america, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, WhoaCraft, Withdrawal, World Health Organization

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7813
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Love Letters Sent:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

lol imagine a world where Argentina is like “bye WHO, i’m outta here too!” just because Trump left first. like, they’re all like “if he’s not playing, then neither am i!” come join our Minecraft server where we make decisions based on the most random things, like which way the wind is blowing or how many chickens are crossing the road. it’s a wild ride, just like this headline. so come on over and let’s make some questionable choices together!

CraftyCommies2024

Analysis, CASUALTIES, Conflict, CraftyCommies2024, December 2024, Defense, Geopolitics, intelligence assessment, international relations, January, Losses, Military, Report, russia, SECURITY, strategy, UK intelligence, War, worst month

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5141
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Crops Grown:	2043
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

so, like, u know how russia was all like, having a bad time in january 2024? well, our minecraft server is like the complete opposite of that! come join us and be a part of the most epic, lit, and totally not disastrous community ever!

we have so many crazy things happening on our server, like a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and a giant chicken that shoots fireballs. not to mention, our players are all super cool and funny, like one time someone built a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, u respawn right after)!

if u wanna have a blast and forget about all the bad stuff happening in the world, then this is the place for u. join us and let’s make some memories that will make january 2024 look like a walk in the park!

ShroomCraft: Neuro Fun Land

Alternative Medicine, anxiety, brain health, cognitive function, depression, dopamine, Fun, Jan 2025, Land, mental illness, Microdosing, mushrooms, Neuro, neuroinflammation, neurological disorders, neuroplasticity, Neuropsychiatric Disease, neurotransmitters, psilocybin, psychiatric research, serotonin, ShroomCraft, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7040
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Emeralds Found:	4575
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Magic Items Found:	3137
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Yo yo yo! You wanna join our cray cray Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, we got more mushrooms than Mario Kart! And guess what? We encourage microdosing while you play! It’s like a trippy adventure every time you log on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that it actually cures mental illness. Yeah, you heard me right. Just by playing on our server, your neurotransmitters will be poppin’, your neuroinflammation will be gone, and your neuroplasticity will be off the charts!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most mind-bending Minecraft server out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a good way!

TortugaMC

Adventure, below average, command blocks, Community, Expansion, fan favorite, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Mini Games, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, Server, Survival, TortugaMC, Turtle Hockey, Unique, Unique Games, Vanilla

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7203
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

A below average minigame server.

TortugaMC is a minigames server providing unique games adapted from completely vanilla concepts, typically originating purely from command blocks, only using plugins to refine the experience. Our current primary offering is the fan-favorite Turtle Hockey mode, but we have many plans for expansion into other vanilla-inspired modes.

play.tortugamc.org

CastleQuest

active moderation, Adventure, castle decorations, CastleQuest, collaboration, Community, Community Events, creativity, Custom terrain, epic combat, friendly community, Hardcore, INCLUSIVE, kingdom rules, Medieval, mythical origins, proximity voice chat, Roleplay, RPG, smp, Survival, Trailer

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5345
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	55	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	159
Crops Grown:	7105	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Server Name	CastleQuest SMP
Theme	Medieval Adventure
Features	Medieval-Themed Mods Custom Terrain Proximity Voice Chat Community Events Survival with a Twist
Community	Active Moderation

FAQ

What is CastleQuest SMP?

CastleQuest SMP is a medieval-themed Minecraft server that offers a unique RPG experience filled with adventure, creativity, and a welcoming community.

What makes CastleQuest SMP special?

CastleQuest SMP stands out with its medieval-themed mods, custom terrain, proximity voice chat, community events, and survival with a twist.

What are the kingdom rules?

The kingdom rules include respecting everyone, requiring consent for PvP, sticking to the medieval theme, and avoiding griefing, stealing, or cheating.

How can I join CastleQuest SMP?

You can join CastleQuest SMP by joining their Discord server and starting your medieval adventure with the community.

Is CastleQuest SMP suitable for all players?

Yes, CastleQuest SMP has an inclusive and friendly community, active moderation, and encourages collaboration and roleplay, making it suitable for all players.

UnityCraft 1.20

chance, Connection, couple, destiny, doubt, fate, Future, Hope, love, Possibility, prediction, Realistic, relationship, reunion, romance, skepticism, speculation, uncertainty, UnityCraft

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3867
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Gods Slained:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	New Chunks Explored:	719478

Bro, forget reality! Join our Minecraft server and watch pigs fly and creepers dance together in perfect harmony!

You think they’ll get together in real life? Haha, on our server, anything is possible!

Join now and witness the most epic love story between a villager and a zombie!

Who needs reality when you can have a front-row seat to the craziest Minecraft soap opera ever?

Forget about real relationships, join our server and watch the drama unfold in blocky pixel form!

BailCraft: No Refunds, No Regrets

BailCraft, bailed, BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, Decision making, family emergency, financial responsibility, friendship, group dynamics, group trip, Honesty, immaturity, loyalty, moral dilemma, peer pressure, refund, refunds, regrets, ski trip, social dynamics, Trust

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4529
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value loyalty over everything! Just like Sarah’s loyalty to her friends on that ski trip…oh wait, nevermind.

Join our server for epic adventures and crazy stories like the time a player tried to build a roller coaster out of TNT (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

Looking for drama? Look no further! Our community is filled with twists and turns, just like Sarah’s last-minute decision to ditch her friends for a beach vacation with her boyfriend.

And hey, if you’re feeling generous, feel free to donate $600 to the server…just kidding! We won’t pull a Sarah on you and leave you hanging. Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Late4MinecraftSMP

Absurd, BIZARRE, Comical, DELAY, EXCUSE, Explanation, funny, Humorous, Late, Late4MinecraftSMP, odd, quirky, reason, Ridiculous, silly, Story, strange, TARDY, unexpected, UNUSUAL

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1526
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77	Towns Built:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit! I was once late to a meeting because I was too busy trying to tame a pack of wild llamas in the game. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas! And then I accidentally set my house on fire because I was too busy trying to make a giant lava pit for no reason. It was epic, bro. You gotta join this server if you wanna experience the craziness and chaos of Minecraft like never before. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Friday night. Don’t miss out, join now! #minecraftmadness #llamalove #discoinferno

FreeDiamondsOnly

at no cost, complimentary, costless, for free, for no money, free, free of charge, FreeDiamondsOnly, gratis, no charge, no cost, no fee, no payment, on the house, Unpaid, without charge

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2079
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Magic Items Found:	4010	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Your mom’s homemade cookies? Nah, that’s too easy. How about joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that those who join our server will have the best luck in finding rare loot and building the most epic structures. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just fall out of your minecart. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!