CrushCraft SMP: CelebCrushes

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	227
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4

New Minecraft Servers

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, we have a secret underground base where we worship our first celebrity crushes. I’m talking posters, candles, the whole shebang. And get this, every full moon we sacrifice a chicken in their honor. It’s totally normal, I swear.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit filled with flaming pigs. It’s like a thrill ride and BBQ all in one. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Bigfoot riding a unicorn around spawn. True story, bro.

So come join us and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might even find your new celebrity crush in the form of a blocky pig named Kevin. Don’t question it, just embrace the madness. Let’s goooooo! 🤪🐷🦄🔥🎢 #minecraftsmp #celebritycrush #lavalandia

Gecko Feet Shoe Soles – Slip No More!

anti-slip, Antislip, biomimetic adhesion, capillary, design, Enhanced, feet, footwear, Gecko, Grip, high performance, icy surfaces, innovation, Inspire, nature-inspired, research, Science, SHOE, shoe soles, Slip, Soles, Technology, Traction

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2734
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Runes Activated:	3
Animals Bred:	161	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79

HEY YOU! YA YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YA MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS LIKE HAVING GECKO FEET BUT FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CHARACTER! IMAGINE NEVER SLIPPING ON ICE AGAIN BECAUSE YOUR SHOE-SOLES ARE INSPIRED BY GECKO FEET!

WE GOT CAPILLARY-ENHANCED BIOMIMETIC ADHESION THAT WILL MAKE YOU STICK TO ICY SURFACES LIKE A LIZARD ON A HOT ROCK! NO MORE FALLING INTO LAVA OR SLIDING OFF CLIFFS, YOU’LL BE STICKY AND SLIP-PROOF ALL DAY LONG!

JOIN NOW FOR THE WILDEST MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE OF YOUR LIFE! YOU’LL BE CLIMBING WALLS AND HANGING UPSIDE DOWN LIKE A REAL GECKO! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS EPIC ADVENTURE, JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

The-gulag

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	298
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Welcome to our Vanilla Plus Minecraft server! Experience the classic Minecraft feel with enhanced features through carefully chosen mods. Enjoy quality of life improvements, new blocks, mobs, and mechanics while still maintaining the authentic Minecraft experience. Whether you love exploring, building, or surviving, there’s something for everyone here. Join our friendly community, collaborate with others, and create unforgettable memories in a world where vanilla gameplay meets the best of mods. Come for the fun, stay for the adventure!

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Beast Survival

auction house, Beast Survival, Casino, Claims, Dual Horses, Earth, Economy, Exclusive Starter Access, interactive chat, Playtime Rewards, Random Crates, Secure Trading System, Special Tags, Survival, Wearables

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9281
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Zombie Dances:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

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Silly Sands Minecraft 1.20.2

#Arabic language, 1.20.2, arab culture, arabic humor, arabic insults, by allah I swear you will taste my shoe, comedic insults, cultural expressions, Cultural traditions, funny insults, funny sayings, humor, humorous insults, middle eastern humor, Minecraft, Pics, sands, shoe insult, shoe tasting, shoe tasting threat, silly, silly arab insults, silly phrases

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2307
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Farms Harvested:	828	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more craziness than a llama on a pogo stick!

We’ve got more silly insults than a parrot with a bad attitude, including ones that will make you question your existence.

By joining, you’ll swear by the block gods that you’ll taste victory or taste our enchanted diamond boots!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyCousin’s Lies Minecraft Server

bachelorette party, Communication, cousin, CraftyCousins, cultural norms, Decision making, emotional response, exclusion, family drama, Family Support, indian wedding culture, insensitivity, Lies, Manipulation, manipulative behavior, Minecraft, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, relationships, RSVP, Server, social expectations, Wedding

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2050
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	4924	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	322	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Zombie Dances:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my cousin’s wedding planning? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions my cousin put me through. Build your dream world and escape the chaos of real life, just like I’m escaping my cousin’s wedding.

With no manipulative messages or last-minute surprises, our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time. Plus, we won’t schedule any events the day before your critical board exams – we promise!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that won’t make you question your relationships, join us today! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

ExGoldDiggerNoMore

50/50 split, child support, college funding, Divorce, ex wife, ExGoldDiggerNoMore, extended family, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial ties, groceries, holidays, house bills, marriage dissolution, parenting, Promises, relationship issues, salary, shared bank account, stress, unequal contribution

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8632
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	24
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magic Items Found:	2944
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as twisted as your ex’s secret double life? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing more complicated than our redstone contraptions is the drama between players.

Just like how this player’s ex-wife still has access to his bank account, on our server, you’ll never know who’s secretly teaming up with your enemies to steal your diamonds. And just like how this player is expected to split bills with his new partner while his ex gets a free ride, on our server, you’ll have to work together with your fellow players to survive the treacherous mobs and challenges.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more scandalous than a soap opera, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one – especially that player who keeps stealing all the carrots from your farm.

BurpBlocker in Minecraft SMP

bloating, BurpBlocker, burping, diet, digestive enzymes, digestive issues, digestive system, discomfort, eating habits, excessive burping, food burps, food triggers, gas, gastrointestinal health, healthy lifestyle, home remedies, indigestion, Minecraft, natural remedies, Prevention, remedies, smp, stomach discomfort

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4164
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbows out of its butt! I know, right?! And the best part is, if you eat too much food in the game, you start burping out actual food in real life! It’s like a superpower or something. So come join us and let’s burp our way to victory together! #foodburpssquad #minecraftmadness #unicornsandaliens #dragonrainbowsbutt

Blockhead Banter

absurd remarks, asinine comments, banter, Blockhead, brainless quotes, dumb comments, foolish words, idiotic remarks, imbecilic statements, inane remarks, irrational words, laughable quotes, ludicrous statements, moronic statements, nonsensical phrases, nonsensical talk, ridiculous conversations, ridiculous statements, senseless conversations, silly things people say, stupidity, unintelligent comments

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8339
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Towns Built:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Enchantments Applied:	298
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of hearing stupid things in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that turns every dumb comment into a side-splitting punchline. Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

RareEarthRansom

aid, Conflict Resolution, criticism, Diplomacy, economic strategy, foreign policy, germany, global trade, international relations, Négotiation, Plan, Politics, power dynamics, rare earths, RareEarthRansom, Scholz, selfish, trump, Ukraine, united states, world affairs

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2538
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Enchantments Applied:	300	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

are you tired of boring minecraft servers? come join our server where we trade rare earths for aid in the most selfish way possible! scholz is always blasting trump for his crazy plans, but on our server, we embrace the chaos! build your own empire with rare earths and conquer the land with your selfish tactics. join now for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and lots of rare earths!

Robo CAPTCHA Challenge

Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Captcha, challenge, control, digital takeover, Dystopia, Future, internet, machine learning, machine uprising, privacy, Rebellion, resistance, Robo, Robots, Sci Fi, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, world domination

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2821
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
New Chunks Explored:	373793	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Mines Excavated:	1343	Alien Abductions:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	223	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

so, like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your house, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, a freakin’ robot army takes over the world! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, we got your back.

join us and you’ll be transported to a world where CAPTCHA is, like, the key to survival. you gotta solve crazy puzzles and riddles to unlock secret chests and defeat the evil robot overlords. it’s like the apocalypse, but with a twist!

plus, our community is lit AF. you’ll make friends from all over the world and team up to take down the robots together. who knew a Minecraft server could be so epic?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and show those robots who’s boss! oh, and did we mention there’s free pizza every Friday? yeah, you heard that right. come for the adventure, stay for the pizza.

PuppyPotion PvP Land

Bladder cancer, Cancer, canines, carcinogens, Dogs, environmental health, exposure, flame retardants, health, household chemicals, humans, Implications, Land, markers, Pets, phthalates, PuppyPotion, PvP, research, risk factors, study, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2324
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Towns Built:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Emeralds Found:	3902
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR YOUR DOG WILL GET CANCER FROM HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS! WE GOT DOGGOS IN MINECRAFT TOO! SAVE YOUR FURRY FRIENDS BY PLAYING WITH US! WHO KNEW FLAME RETARDANTS COULD BE SO DANGEROUS IN A BLOCKY WORLD? COME BUILD A SAFE HAVEN FOR YOUR VIRTUAL PUPPERS AND AVOID THE DREADED BLADDER CANCER! LET’S KEEP OUR MINECRAFT DOGS HEALTHY AND HAPPY, JUST LIKE IN REAL LIFE! #SAVETHEDOGGOS #BLOCKYBUTSAFE

ZyronCraft

Survival, Survival Creative PvP Economy Vanilla Minigames Skyblock Roleplay Pixelmon Faction Modded Quests Dungeons Redstone Farming Building Custom Hardcore City Medieval, Towny

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2185
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

ZyronCraft is an exciting new Minecraft SMP where adventure, creativity, and community come together! Create, explore, and conquer alongside fellow Minecraft enthusiasts in a world full of possibilities!

Zyroncraft.mcserv.fun:26955

Minerage

battle, challenging mob castles, Conquer, Cross-Play, custom totems, Dynamic world, epic bosses., Explore, Fight, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minerage, PvP, unique gems

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	633
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Divine Spears Created:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Farms Harvested:	430

Minerage is a thrilling Lifesteal Minecraft server featuring custom totems, unique gems, epic bosses, and challenging mob castles. Battle, explore, and conquer in this dynamic PvP world where every fight counts!

play.minerage.fun:19132

Mystic Watcher’s Realm 1.20

Audience, Chat, Community, Content Creator, ENGAGEMENT, Entertainment, Followers, Gaming, i will, Kiara, Live streaming, long tail, mystic, now.., ONLINE, Platform, Realm, repeat, Streamer, Support, Video, watch, Watchers

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4540
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

You’ll be mining diamonds like a pro while riding on the back of a rainbow llama, I swear it’s the only server where the grass sings to you as you walk by.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like watching a bunch of chickens in a boxing match, pure chaos and feathers flying everywhere!

Plus, the community is so wacky and wild, you’ll never know if you’re talking to a real person or a talking block of cheese.

So come on, join us on this crazy ride and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it means riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie cows.

ExitBlock Minecraft Server

AITA asking man move car exit building unloading van fire exit bike truck angry threatening wrong delivery guys random people stuff, ExitBlock, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5261
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Villages Defended:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where people block fire exits with their vans! On our server, you can build your own fire exit and no one will ever block it, unless it’s for a hilarious prank. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret underground tunnel leading to a treasure chest full of diamonds! Don’t miss out on the adventure and join us now for a wild ride like no other!