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RareEarthRansom

aid, Conflict Resolution, criticism, Diplomacy, economic strategy, foreign policy, germany, global trade, international relations, Négotiation, Plan, Politics, power dynamics, rare earths, RareEarthRansom, Scholz, selfish, trump, Ukraine, united states, world affairs

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8005
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Secret Passages Found:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

are you tired of boring minecraft servers? come join our server where we trade rare earths for aid in the most selfish way possible! scholz is always blasting trump for his crazy plans, but on our server, we embrace the chaos! build your own empire with rare earths and conquer the land with your selfish tactics. join now for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and lots of rare earths!

Robo CAPTCHA Challenge

Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Captcha, challenge, control, digital takeover, Dystopia, Future, internet, machine learning, machine uprising, privacy, Rebellion, resistance, Robo, Robots, Sci Fi, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, world domination

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9872
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
New Chunks Explored:	373157	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

so, like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your house, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, a freakin’ robot army takes over the world! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, we got your back.

join us and you’ll be transported to a world where CAPTCHA is, like, the key to survival. you gotta solve crazy puzzles and riddles to unlock secret chests and defeat the evil robot overlords. it’s like the apocalypse, but with a twist!

plus, our community is lit AF. you’ll make friends from all over the world and team up to take down the robots together. who knew a Minecraft server could be so epic?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and show those robots who’s boss! oh, and did we mention there’s free pizza every Friday? yeah, you heard that right. come for the adventure, stay for the pizza.

PuppyPotion PvP Land

Bladder cancer, Cancer, canines, carcinogens, Dogs, environmental health, exposure, flame retardants, health, household chemicals, humans, Implications, Land, markers, Pets, phthalates, PuppyPotion, PvP, research, risk factors, study, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7708
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Crops Grown:	3808
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR YOUR DOG WILL GET CANCER FROM HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS! WE GOT DOGGOS IN MINECRAFT TOO! SAVE YOUR FURRY FRIENDS BY PLAYING WITH US! WHO KNEW FLAME RETARDANTS COULD BE SO DANGEROUS IN A BLOCKY WORLD? COME BUILD A SAFE HAVEN FOR YOUR VIRTUAL PUPPERS AND AVOID THE DREADED BLADDER CANCER! LET’S KEEP OUR MINECRAFT DOGS HEALTHY AND HAPPY, JUST LIKE IN REAL LIFE! #SAVETHEDOGGOS #BLOCKYBUTSAFE

ZyronCraft

Survival, Survival Creative PvP Economy Vanilla Minigames Skyblock Roleplay Pixelmon Faction Modded Quests Dungeons Redstone Farming Building Custom Hardcore City Medieval, Towny

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5400
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	5

ZyronCraft is an exciting new Minecraft SMP where adventure, creativity, and community come together! Create, explore, and conquer alongside fellow Minecraft enthusiasts in a world full of possibilities!

Zyroncraft.mcserv.fun:26955

Minerage

battle, challenging mob castles, Conquer, Cross-Play, custom totems, Dynamic world, epic bosses., Explore, Fight, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minerage, PvP, unique gems

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	771
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	939988
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	99
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25

Minerage is a thrilling Lifesteal Minecraft server featuring custom totems, unique gems, epic bosses, and challenging mob castles. Battle, explore, and conquer in this dynamic PvP world where every fight counts!

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Mystic Watcher’s Realm 1.20

Audience, Chat, Community, Content Creator, ENGAGEMENT, Entertainment, Followers, Gaming, i will, Kiara, Live streaming, long tail, mystic, now.., ONLINE, Platform, Realm, repeat, Streamer, Support, Video, watch, Watchers

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7456
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Zombie Dances:	6
Emeralds Found:	652	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Falling into the Void:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5173	Towns Built:	4

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

You’ll be mining diamonds like a pro while riding on the back of a rainbow llama, I swear it’s the only server where the grass sings to you as you walk by.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like watching a bunch of chickens in a boxing match, pure chaos and feathers flying everywhere!

Plus, the community is so wacky and wild, you’ll never know if you’re talking to a real person or a talking block of cheese.

So come on, join us on this crazy ride and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it means riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie cows.

ExitBlock Minecraft Server

AITA asking man move car exit building unloading van fire exit bike truck angry threatening wrong delivery guys random people stuff, ExitBlock, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7225
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Villages Defended:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where people block fire exits with their vans! On our server, you can build your own fire exit and no one will ever block it, unless it’s for a hilarious prank. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret underground tunnel leading to a treasure chest full of diamonds! Don’t miss out on the adventure and join us now for a wild ride like no other!

CraftyLoveRingScam

aita, baby mama drama, Boundaries, calling out lies, communication problems, counseling, CraftyLoveRingScam, Disappointment, engagement ring, family dynamics, Honesty, lying boyfriend, patching things up, Pregnancy, Proposal, Rebuilding trust., relationship issues, single mom, size doesn’t matter, Tiffany ring, trust issues

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1280
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Enchantments Applied:	132	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Are you tired of dealing with liars in your life? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of deceitful partners! Our server is a safe haven for those seeking honesty and transparency in their relationships, even if it’s just with virtual blocks and pixels.

Imagine a world where you can trust everyone you meet, where the only lies you’ll encounter are when someone says they have diamonds to trade but really they only have dirt. Join us and experience the joy of building trust with your fellow players, without the fear of being duped by fake promises or hidden agendas.

Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will distract you from the chaos of your real-life relationship drama. Build magnificent structures, explore vast landscapes, and team up with friends to conquer the toughest dungeons. Who needs a lying boyfriend when you have a loyal squad of Minecraft buddies by your side?

So come on, leave the lies behind and join our server today. Who knows, you might even find a diamond ring in a chest somewhere, and this time, it will be a real 2.11 carat beauty!

PayMeToStress Minecraft SMP

career choices, high paying jobs, job benefits, job burnout, job challenges, job compensation, Job demands, job expectations, job market, Job Opportunities, job pay, job perks, job pressure, job rewards, Job salary, job satisfaction, job stress, Minecraft, overlooked jobs, overrated jobs, PayMeToStress, smp, stressful jobs

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6130
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Crops Grown:	4596

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and diamonds, but you gotta solve a riddle to find it. And the best part is, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up but only when you least expect it. It’s like a surprise party every time he goes boom!

And don’t even get me started on our annual llama races. We dress them up in sparkly costumes and have them race around the track while we throw carrots at them. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with llamas and explosions.

Plus, we have a secret society of chicken ninjas who protect our village from evil mobs. They’re like the Avengers, but with feathers and beaks. And every full moon, we have a dance party with the Endermen, who are surprisingly good dancers once you get to know them.

So come join our SMP and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperz

#sustainability, Artificial Intelligence, consumerism, convenience, CraftyCreeperz, cryptocurrency, fast fashion, influencer culture, instant gratification, invention, mindfulness, Minimalism, modern life, Overrated, self driving cars, smartphones, social media, streaming services, Technology, trend, virtual reality

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2849
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Potions Brewed:	83
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old trends and inventions? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert. So why waste your time on overrated trends when you can join us for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

HolyCraft: Arrested for Blocks & Trafficking

Abuse, arrest, arrested, blocks, charges, child abuse, Community, crime, cult leader, Exploitation, Followers, guatemala, Holycraft, human trafficking, investigation, Jewish, leader, legal proceedings, Orthodox, Religious, scandal, trafficking, ultra-Orthodox

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4589
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Come join our Minecraft server where we have the craziest cult leaders from around the world! Our latest addition is an ultra-orthodox Jewish cult leader who got arrested in Guatemala for some wild stuff. But hey, that just adds to the excitement of our server! Who knows what kind of shenanigans he’ll get up to next? Join now for a truly unique and insane gaming experience. Plus, we have free virtual snacks for all players!

Memory Lane Minecraft Server

adolescence, childhood neglect, cognitive development., emotional neglect, Lane, Memory, Minecraft, neglect adolescence, neglect adulthood, neglect cognitive abilities, neglect consequences, neglect effects, neglect emotional impact, neglect findings, neglect impact, neglect long term effects, neglect memory development, neglect research, neglect study, physical neglect, Server, Working Memory, young adulthood

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2820
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape from your neglectful childhood and build a world where you are the ultimate ruler! forget about your slow working memory abilities, on our server you will be a genius mastermind creating epic structures and battling dragons like a pro! experience emotional and physical neglect in real life? no problem, on our server you will be showered with love and attention from our friendly community of players. join now and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible!

Bloom SMP

Bloom, Community, Connection, Discord, Events, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, Gaming, Minecraft, Modded, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, Server, smp, smp server, Survival, Website

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6543
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	24	Dimension Hops:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	173
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Welcome to Bloom SMP

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti-griefing

Cross play

A welcoming community

An active Discord

A friendly staff team

Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

Bloom SMP FAQ

Q: Is Bloom SMP modded?	A: No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
Q: What versions can I join on?	A: You can join on versions 1.9 – 1.21.4.
Q: Is there a Discord server?	A: Yes, Bloom SMP has an active Discord server. You can join it here.
Q: Are there events on Bloom SMP?	A: Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

Lost Kingdoms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Casual Sex, Dumb virgin question, experimentation, Exploration, female friend, finding a girl, high standards, horny, Intimacy, Kingdoms, losing virginity, Lost, love, no commitment, no romance, nonjudgmental, open-minded, physically intimate, SETTLE, sex, sexual desires, VIRGINITY

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3453
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Dragons Tamed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find a girl to be physically intimate with without any commitment? Look no further, our server is the place to be! We have a community of female players who are open to casual encounters, just like you! Lose your virginity in a virtual world without any strings attached. Join now and satisfy your horny desires with no pressure for love or commitment. Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to explore your sexuality in a safe and fun environment. See you in the game!

CraftyPandaGamer – Minecraft SMP

Authenticity, CraftyPandaGamer, emotional depth, hidden talents, Individuality, inner thoughts, introspection, Minecraft, personal growth, personal struggles, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-discovery journey, self-exploration, Self-expression, self-identity, self-perception, self-realization, smp, unique perspective, Vulnerability

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2616
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread! I mean, where else can you find a server where the pigs ride around on diamond-encrusted minecarts and the creepers do the cha-cha-cha? It’s like a party in your computer screen, bro!

And let me tell you, the admin on this server is like a wizard or something, I heard he can summon dragons with just a flick of his wand. And the mods? They’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, always swooping in to save the day when someone’s house gets blown up by a rogue TNT block.

But the best part? The community, man. It’s like a big, dysfunctional family where everyone’s constantly pranking each other and building giant statues of potatoes for no reason. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over to this server and prepare to have your mind blown!

Players:	106/300	Votes:	9020
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	446
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6