TrumpCraft2025 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9379
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchantments Applied:	172	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join now to witness the epic saga of Project 2025, where Trump himself is leading the charge to create a virtual utopia in Minecraft. Watch as he builds towering skyscrapers and giant walls to keep out the creepers – it’s gonna be huge, believe me!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Redditors who doubted the existence of Project 2025 are now eating their words as they see it all unfold before their very eyes. Don’t miss out on the action – join our server now and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even get a chance to build a golden statue of Trump himself in the town square. It’s gonna be tremendous, folks!

Mystical Academy Origins 1.20.5

1.20.5, Academy, Anime, Classroom, comedy, Dead, FANTASY, forum, ghost, Haunted, Interactive, japanese, Manga, mystical, Origins, Roleplay, School, Students, Supernatural, Teacher, Threads, two, yokai, Youkai Gakkou no Sensei Hajimemashita

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8085
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	49	Mines Excavated:	3618
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, our threads are so dead that we had to create TWO of them just to keep up with all the craziness happening in this server! Like, who even does that? Only the most epic and chaotic server ever, that’s who! So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself! It’s like a rollercoaster ride of memes, trolls, and pure insanity! Don’t miss out, bro!

OverseasDreams Minecraft Server

Minecraft, OverseasDreams, Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5404
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3593
Divine Spears Created:	25	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Void Armor Forged:	23	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and blocky fun!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about rent or moving overseas with your family. On our server, the only thing you need to worry about is where to find the best diamonds!

Don’t let anyone pressure you into leaving your virtual home behind. Stand your ground and show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft. Plus, we have plenty of space for you and your dog to roam free and explore to your heart’s content.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs Australia when you have a whole new world to conquer in Minecraft? Let’s build some memories together!

CafeteriaCrew404

AITAH, alone, anemic, ARFID, begging, boarding high school, Breakfast, CafeteriaCrew404, caffeteria, Dinner, dorm, eating disorder, embarrassed, ENERGY, Friends, lunch, Meals, MONEY, roommate, Store, Yoghurt

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6486
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Chimeras Created:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkward cafeteria moments and join a world where food is never an issue!

Join us if you’re tired of being begged to eat with your friends, because on our server, you can feast on virtual treats without any pressure. No more awkward yogurt moments, just endless possibilities to explore and build in a world where food preferences don’t matter.

Our server is the perfect place for players with unique dietary needs, like ARFID and anemia, to thrive without any judgment. Say goodbye to feeling bad about your food choices and hello to a community that understands and supports you.

So come join us and leave the cafeteria drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to a world where you can be yourself without any worries. Trust us, it’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

BoomerCraft SMP: Life-Lessons

BoomerCraft, lifelessons, smp

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9652
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	181
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Emeralds Found:	6118
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	20

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our epic SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft – the legendary Diamond Obsidian Emerald Ore! Rumor has it that if you mine this block, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this – every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with flying pigs and dancing creepers. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild SMP for the time of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting, baby!

DeathCraft: Fearless & Funny

acceptance, Afterlife, confronting fears, coping mechanisms, death acceptance, death anxiety, DeathCraft, embracing mortality, existentialism, facing mortality, fear of death, fear of the unknown, FEARLESS, fearlessness, funny, life and death, living fully, living with purpose, mindset, mortality, mortality awareness, philosophy, spirituality

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1657
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where death is the end of the line? Well fear not, because on our server, death is just the beginning of a wild adventure!

Join us and experience the thrill of respawning in a magical land filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking chickens. Who needs to be afraid of death when you can come back to life as a superhero with the power to shoot lasers from your eyes?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, death is actually a party where you get to hang out with famous historical figures like Abraham Lincoln and Cleopatra. They’ll teach you how to build epic monuments and conquer the world in style.

So why are you NOT afraid of death? Because on our server, death is just another excuse to have a blast and respawn in a world where anything is possible. Join us now and let the madness begin!

ArcticHeatwave Minecraft Server

Above Average, Arctic, ArcticHeatwave, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, Environment, environmental impact, extreme weather, global warming, ice loss, ice melt, melting, Midwinter, Minecraft, north pole, polar ice caps, polar region, record high temperatures, rising temperatures, Server, Temperatures, weather patterns

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3413
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

come join our MINECRAFT server, where the north pole is melting faster than a snowman in a sauna! temperatures are so high, you can cook a turkey on an iceberg! but don’t worry, our server is COOLER than a polar bear’s toenails. we’ve got penguins riding polar bears, elves building snow forts, and santa claus mining for diamonds! join us for a frosty adventure that will melt your mind!

MineCraftySiesta37.5

37.5 hours, Economy, employment, european union, Government, job market, Labor, labor rights, legal working week, legislation, MineCraftySiesta37.5, MINISTERS, negotiations, Overtime, policy change, productivity, reduction, social reform, spain, Spanish, work-life balance

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7759
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u get to play with spanish ministers who are like, cutting the legal working week to 37.5 hours just so they can play more minecraft with u. like, how crazy is that? they’re all like, “we gotta prioritize our gaming time, bro.” and they’re building these insane structures in the game, like a replica of the spanish parliament made entirely out of diamond blocks. u gotta join this server, man. it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity to game with the ministers of spain. plus, they’re all really good at pvp, so watch out for them in the arena. u won’t regret joining this server, it’s gonna be a blast.

Gecko Feet Shoe Soles – Slip No More!

anti-slip, Antislip, biomimetic adhesion, capillary, design, Enhanced, feet, footwear, Gecko, Grip, high performance, icy surfaces, innovation, Inspire, nature-inspired, research, Science, SHOE, shoe soles, Slip, Soles, Technology, Traction

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6649
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	447
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Alien Abductions:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Dimension Hops:	7	Love Letters Sent:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

HEY YOU! YA YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YA MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS LIKE HAVING GECKO FEET BUT FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CHARACTER! IMAGINE NEVER SLIPPING ON ICE AGAIN BECAUSE YOUR SHOE-SOLES ARE INSPIRED BY GECKO FEET!

WE GOT CAPILLARY-ENHANCED BIOMIMETIC ADHESION THAT WILL MAKE YOU STICK TO ICY SURFACES LIKE A LIZARD ON A HOT ROCK! NO MORE FALLING INTO LAVA OR SLIDING OFF CLIFFS, YOU’LL BE STICKY AND SLIP-PROOF ALL DAY LONG!

JOIN NOW FOR THE WILDEST MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE OF YOUR LIFE! YOU’LL BE CLIMBING WALLS AND HANGING UPSIDE DOWN LIKE A REAL GECKO! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS EPIC ADVENTURE, JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

The-gulag

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8157
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Dimension Hops:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Welcome to our Vanilla Plus Minecraft server! Experience the classic Minecraft feel with enhanced features through carefully chosen mods. Enjoy quality of life improvements, new blocks, mobs, and mechanics while still maintaining the authentic Minecraft experience. Whether you love exploring, building, or surviving, there’s something for everyone here. Join our friendly community, collaborate with others, and create unforgettable memories in a world where vanilla gameplay meets the best of mods. Come for the fun, stay for the adventure!

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Beast Survival

auction house, Beast Survival, Casino, Claims, Dual Horses, Earth, Economy, Exclusive Starter Access, interactive chat, Playtime Rewards, Random Crates, Secure Trading System, Special Tags, Survival, Wearables

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1467
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ores Mined:	1600
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	8

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Silly Sands Minecraft 1.20.2

#Arabic language, 1.20.2, arab culture, arabic humor, arabic insults, by allah I swear you will taste my shoe, comedic insults, cultural expressions, Cultural traditions, funny insults, funny sayings, humor, humorous insults, middle eastern humor, Minecraft, Pics, sands, shoe insult, shoe tasting, shoe tasting threat, silly, silly arab insults, silly phrases

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5650
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Divine Spears Created:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more craziness than a llama on a pogo stick!

We’ve got more silly insults than a parrot with a bad attitude, including ones that will make you question your existence.

By joining, you’ll swear by the block gods that you’ll taste victory or taste our enchanted diamond boots!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyCousin’s Lies Minecraft Server

bachelorette party, Communication, cousin, CraftyCousins, cultural norms, Decision making, emotional response, exclusion, family drama, Family Support, indian wedding culture, insensitivity, Lies, Manipulation, manipulative behavior, Minecraft, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, relationships, RSVP, Server, social expectations, Wedding

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3323
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Farms Harvested:	558
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my cousin’s wedding planning? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions my cousin put me through. Build your dream world and escape the chaos of real life, just like I’m escaping my cousin’s wedding.

With no manipulative messages or last-minute surprises, our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time. Plus, we won’t schedule any events the day before your critical board exams – we promise!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that won’t make you question your relationships, join us today! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

ExGoldDiggerNoMore

50/50 split, child support, college funding, Divorce, ex wife, ExGoldDiggerNoMore, extended family, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial ties, groceries, holidays, house bills, marriage dissolution, parenting, Promises, relationship issues, salary, shared bank account, stress, unequal contribution

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	830
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Void Armor Forged:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as twisted as your ex’s secret double life? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing more complicated than our redstone contraptions is the drama between players.

Just like how this player’s ex-wife still has access to his bank account, on our server, you’ll never know who’s secretly teaming up with your enemies to steal your diamonds. And just like how this player is expected to split bills with his new partner while his ex gets a free ride, on our server, you’ll have to work together with your fellow players to survive the treacherous mobs and challenges.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more scandalous than a soap opera, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one – especially that player who keeps stealing all the carrots from your farm.

BurpBlocker in Minecraft SMP

bloating, BurpBlocker, burping, diet, digestive enzymes, digestive issues, digestive system, discomfort, eating habits, excessive burping, food burps, food triggers, gas, gastrointestinal health, healthy lifestyle, home remedies, indigestion, Minecraft, natural remedies, Prevention, remedies, smp, stomach discomfort

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5978
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	6331	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Love Letters Sent:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbows out of its butt! I know, right?! And the best part is, if you eat too much food in the game, you start burping out actual food in real life! It’s like a superpower or something. So come join us and let’s burp our way to victory together! #foodburpssquad #minecraftmadness #unicornsandaliens #dragonrainbowsbutt

Blockhead Banter

absurd remarks, asinine comments, banter, Blockhead, brainless quotes, dumb comments, foolish words, idiotic remarks, imbecilic statements, inane remarks, irrational words, laughable quotes, ludicrous statements, moronic statements, nonsensical phrases, nonsensical talk, ridiculous conversations, ridiculous statements, senseless conversations, silly things people say, stupidity, unintelligent comments

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8848
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Emeralds Found:	228	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of hearing stupid things in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that turns every dumb comment into a side-splitting punchline. Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!