TrumpCraft2025 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PuppyPotion PvP Land

Bladder cancer, Cancer, canines, carcinogens, Dogs, environmental health, exposure, flame retardants, health, household chemicals, humans, Implications, Land, markers, Pets, phthalates, PuppyPotion, PvP, research, risk factors, study, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5797
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Divine Spears Created:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR YOUR DOG WILL GET CANCER FROM HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS! WE GOT DOGGOS IN MINECRAFT TOO! SAVE YOUR FURRY FRIENDS BY PLAYING WITH US! WHO KNEW FLAME RETARDANTS COULD BE SO DANGEROUS IN A BLOCKY WORLD? COME BUILD A SAFE HAVEN FOR YOUR VIRTUAL PUPPERS AND AVOID THE DREADED BLADDER CANCER! LET’S KEEP OUR MINECRAFT DOGS HEALTHY AND HAPPY, JUST LIKE IN REAL LIFE! #SAVETHEDOGGOS #BLOCKYBUTSAFE

ZyronCraft

Survival, Survival Creative PvP Economy Vanilla Minigames Skyblock Roleplay Pixelmon Faction Modded Quests Dungeons Redstone Farming Building Custom Hardcore City Medieval, Towny

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6440
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Farms Harvested:	508
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Mines Excavated:	4218
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

ZyronCraft is an exciting new Minecraft SMP where adventure, creativity, and community come together! Create, explore, and conquer alongside fellow Minecraft enthusiasts in a world full of possibilities!

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Minerage

battle, challenging mob castles, Conquer, Cross-Play, custom totems, Dynamic world, epic bosses., Explore, Fight, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minerage, PvP, unique gems

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3547
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	132
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Potions Brewed:	42
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Minerage is a thrilling Lifesteal Minecraft server featuring custom totems, unique gems, epic bosses, and challenging mob castles. Battle, explore, and conquer in this dynamic PvP world where every fight counts!

play.minerage.fun:19132

Mystic Watcher’s Realm 1.20

Audience, Chat, Community, Content Creator, ENGAGEMENT, Entertainment, Followers, Gaming, i will, Kiara, Live streaming, long tail, mystic, now.., ONLINE, Platform, Realm, repeat, Streamer, Support, Video, watch, Watchers

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9899
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Mines Excavated:	2867
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

You’ll be mining diamonds like a pro while riding on the back of a rainbow llama, I swear it’s the only server where the grass sings to you as you walk by.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like watching a bunch of chickens in a boxing match, pure chaos and feathers flying everywhere!

Plus, the community is so wacky and wild, you’ll never know if you’re talking to a real person or a talking block of cheese.

So come on, join us on this crazy ride and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it means riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie cows.

ExitBlock Minecraft Server

AITA asking man move car exit building unloading van fire exit bike truck angry threatening wrong delivery guys random people stuff, ExitBlock, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9344
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where people block fire exits with their vans! On our server, you can build your own fire exit and no one will ever block it, unless it’s for a hilarious prank. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret underground tunnel leading to a treasure chest full of diamonds! Don’t miss out on the adventure and join us now for a wild ride like no other!

CraftyLoveRingScam

aita, baby mama drama, Boundaries, calling out lies, communication problems, counseling, CraftyLoveRingScam, Disappointment, engagement ring, family dynamics, Honesty, lying boyfriend, patching things up, Pregnancy, Proposal, Rebuilding trust., relationship issues, single mom, size doesn’t matter, Tiffany ring, trust issues

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5412
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Meteorites Collected:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Are you tired of dealing with liars in your life? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of deceitful partners! Our server is a safe haven for those seeking honesty and transparency in their relationships, even if it’s just with virtual blocks and pixels.

Imagine a world where you can trust everyone you meet, where the only lies you’ll encounter are when someone says they have diamonds to trade but really they only have dirt. Join us and experience the joy of building trust with your fellow players, without the fear of being duped by fake promises or hidden agendas.

Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will distract you from the chaos of your real-life relationship drama. Build magnificent structures, explore vast landscapes, and team up with friends to conquer the toughest dungeons. Who needs a lying boyfriend when you have a loyal squad of Minecraft buddies by your side?

So come on, leave the lies behind and join our server today. Who knows, you might even find a diamond ring in a chest somewhere, and this time, it will be a real 2.11 carat beauty!

PayMeToStress Minecraft SMP

career choices, high paying jobs, job benefits, job burnout, job challenges, job compensation, Job demands, job expectations, job market, Job Opportunities, job pay, job perks, job pressure, job rewards, Job salary, job satisfaction, job stress, Minecraft, overlooked jobs, overrated jobs, PayMeToStress, smp, stressful jobs

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5244
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Alien Abductions:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and diamonds, but you gotta solve a riddle to find it. And the best part is, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up but only when you least expect it. It’s like a surprise party every time he goes boom!

And don’t even get me started on our annual llama races. We dress them up in sparkly costumes and have them race around the track while we throw carrots at them. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with llamas and explosions.

Plus, we have a secret society of chicken ninjas who protect our village from evil mobs. They’re like the Avengers, but with feathers and beaks. And every full moon, we have a dance party with the Endermen, who are surprisingly good dancers once you get to know them.

So come join our SMP and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperz

#sustainability, Artificial Intelligence, consumerism, convenience, CraftyCreeperz, cryptocurrency, fast fashion, influencer culture, instant gratification, invention, mindfulness, Minimalism, modern life, Overrated, self driving cars, smartphones, social media, streaming services, Technology, trend, virtual reality

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6516
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Are you tired of boring old trends and inventions? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert. So why waste your time on overrated trends when you can join us for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

HolyCraft: Arrested for Blocks & Trafficking

Abuse, arrest, arrested, blocks, charges, child abuse, Community, crime, cult leader, Exploitation, Followers, guatemala, Holycraft, human trafficking, investigation, Jewish, leader, legal proceedings, Orthodox, Religious, scandal, trafficking, ultra-Orthodox

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9050
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	264	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Animals Bred:	23	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Come join our Minecraft server where we have the craziest cult leaders from around the world! Our latest addition is an ultra-orthodox Jewish cult leader who got arrested in Guatemala for some wild stuff. But hey, that just adds to the excitement of our server! Who knows what kind of shenanigans he’ll get up to next? Join now for a truly unique and insane gaming experience. Plus, we have free virtual snacks for all players!

Memory Lane Minecraft Server

adolescence, childhood neglect, cognitive development., emotional neglect, Lane, Memory, Minecraft, neglect adolescence, neglect adulthood, neglect cognitive abilities, neglect consequences, neglect effects, neglect emotional impact, neglect findings, neglect impact, neglect long term effects, neglect memory development, neglect research, neglect study, physical neglect, Server, Working Memory, young adulthood

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	891
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Gods Slained:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape from your neglectful childhood and build a world where you are the ultimate ruler! forget about your slow working memory abilities, on our server you will be a genius mastermind creating epic structures and battling dragons like a pro! experience emotional and physical neglect in real life? no problem, on our server you will be showered with love and attention from our friendly community of players. join now and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible!

Bloom SMP

Bloom, Community, Connection, Discord, Events, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, Gaming, Minecraft, Modded, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, Server, smp, smp server, Survival, Website

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9360
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	5182
Gods Slained:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	372

Welcome to Bloom SMP

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti-griefing

Cross play

A welcoming community

An active Discord

A friendly staff team

Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

Bloom SMP FAQ

Q: Is Bloom SMP modded?	A: No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
Q: What versions can I join on?	A: You can join on versions 1.9 – 1.21.4.
Q: Is there a Discord server?	A: Yes, Bloom SMP has an active Discord server. You can join it here.
Q: Are there events on Bloom SMP?	A: Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

Lost Kingdoms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Casual Sex, Dumb virgin question, experimentation, Exploration, female friend, finding a girl, high standards, horny, Intimacy, Kingdoms, losing virginity, Lost, love, no commitment, no romance, nonjudgmental, open-minded, physically intimate, SETTLE, sex, sexual desires, VIRGINITY

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8167
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	4868	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Void Armor Forged:	24
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	27

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find a girl to be physically intimate with without any commitment? Look no further, our server is the place to be! We have a community of female players who are open to casual encounters, just like you! Lose your virginity in a virtual world without any strings attached. Join now and satisfy your horny desires with no pressure for love or commitment. Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to explore your sexuality in a safe and fun environment. See you in the game!

CraftyPandaGamer – Minecraft SMP

Authenticity, CraftyPandaGamer, emotional depth, hidden talents, Individuality, inner thoughts, introspection, Minecraft, personal growth, personal struggles, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-discovery journey, self-exploration, Self-expression, self-identity, self-perception, self-realization, smp, unique perspective, Vulnerability

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8204
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2326	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Ores Mined:	7617	Demon Skulls Collected:	10

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread! I mean, where else can you find a server where the pigs ride around on diamond-encrusted minecarts and the creepers do the cha-cha-cha? It’s like a party in your computer screen, bro!

And let me tell you, the admin on this server is like a wizard or something, I heard he can summon dragons with just a flick of his wand. And the mods? They’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, always swooping in to save the day when someone’s house gets blown up by a rogue TNT block.

But the best part? The community, man. It’s like a big, dysfunctional family where everyone’s constantly pranking each other and building giant statues of potatoes for no reason. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over to this server and prepare to have your mind blown!

BotDisclosureCraft

Accountability, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, BotDisclosureCraft, Bots, Chatbots, compliance, customer service, digital communication, Disclosure, Ethics, Mandatory, online interactions, opinion, policy, privacy, regulations, Technology, transparency, Trust, user experience

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6096
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Mines Excavated:	1311
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Potions Brewed:	43

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking cows, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyNorway96: Toyota Rules, Tesla Drools

Automotive Industry, CraftyNorway96, Drools, electric cars, electric vehicle sales, electric vehicle trends, electric vehicles, ev, EV adoption, EV market share, January, market share, norway, Norway automotive market., Norway market, rules, sustainable mobility, sustainable transportation, tesla, Tesla sales, Toyota, Toyota electric vehicles

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6198
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server, bro? well listen up, cuz dis server is lit AF. like, in January, Norway EV share was like 96% or sumthin. and guess who topped the list? frickin Toyota, man. but Tesla, oh man, Tesla was slumping so hard. like, they couldn’t even keep up, ya know? so if u wanna be part of a server that’s more poppin’ than Tesla on a bad day, then u gotta join us, cuz we’re like the Toyota of minecraft servers, yo. come join the fun and be part of the madness, bro.

Players:	109/400	Votes:	6884
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5