Purely Devilish | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Silly Sands Minecraft 1.20.2

#Arabic language, 1.20.2, arab culture, arabic humor, arabic insults, by allah I swear you will taste my shoe, comedic insults, cultural expressions, Cultural traditions, funny insults, funny sayings, humor, humorous insults, middle eastern humor, Minecraft, Pics, sands, shoe insult, shoe tasting, shoe tasting threat, silly, silly arab insults, silly phrases

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9114
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Votes:	5605	Falling into the Void:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Magic Items Found:	7722	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2550	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more craziness than a llama on a pogo stick!

We’ve got more silly insults than a parrot with a bad attitude, including ones that will make you question your existence.

By joining, you’ll swear by the block gods that you’ll taste victory or taste our enchanted diamond boots!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyCousin’s Lies Minecraft Server

bachelorette party, Communication, cousin, CraftyCousins, cultural norms, Decision making, emotional response, exclusion, family drama, Family Support, indian wedding culture, insensitivity, Lies, Manipulation, manipulative behavior, Minecraft, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, relationships, RSVP, Server, social expectations, Wedding

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3527
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my cousin’s wedding planning? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions my cousin put me through. Build your dream world and escape the chaos of real life, just like I’m escaping my cousin’s wedding.

With no manipulative messages or last-minute surprises, our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time. Plus, we won’t schedule any events the day before your critical board exams – we promise!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that won’t make you question your relationships, join us today! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

ExGoldDiggerNoMore

50/50 split, child support, college funding, Divorce, ex wife, ExGoldDiggerNoMore, extended family, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial ties, groceries, holidays, house bills, marriage dissolution, parenting, Promises, relationship issues, salary, shared bank account, stress, unequal contribution

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6943
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Farms Harvested:	284	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as twisted as your ex’s secret double life? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing more complicated than our redstone contraptions is the drama between players.

Just like how this player’s ex-wife still has access to his bank account, on our server, you’ll never know who’s secretly teaming up with your enemies to steal your diamonds. And just like how this player is expected to split bills with his new partner while his ex gets a free ride, on our server, you’ll have to work together with your fellow players to survive the treacherous mobs and challenges.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more scandalous than a soap opera, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one – especially that player who keeps stealing all the carrots from your farm.

BurpBlocker in Minecraft SMP

bloating, BurpBlocker, burping, diet, digestive enzymes, digestive issues, digestive system, discomfort, eating habits, excessive burping, food burps, food triggers, gas, gastrointestinal health, healthy lifestyle, home remedies, indigestion, Minecraft, natural remedies, Prevention, remedies, smp, stomach discomfort

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5876
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Mines Excavated:	4028	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbows out of its butt! I know, right?! And the best part is, if you eat too much food in the game, you start burping out actual food in real life! It’s like a superpower or something. So come join us and let’s burp our way to victory together! #foodburpssquad #minecraftmadness #unicornsandaliens #dragonrainbowsbutt

Blockhead Banter

absurd remarks, asinine comments, banter, Blockhead, brainless quotes, dumb comments, foolish words, idiotic remarks, imbecilic statements, inane remarks, irrational words, laughable quotes, ludicrous statements, moronic statements, nonsensical phrases, nonsensical talk, ridiculous conversations, ridiculous statements, senseless conversations, silly things people say, stupidity, unintelligent comments

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5699
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Love Letters Sent:	19
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Zombie Dances:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Are you tired of hearing stupid things in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that turns every dumb comment into a side-splitting punchline. Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

RareEarthRansom

aid, Conflict Resolution, criticism, Diplomacy, economic strategy, foreign policy, germany, global trade, international relations, Négotiation, Plan, Politics, power dynamics, rare earths, RareEarthRansom, Scholz, selfish, trump, Ukraine, united states, world affairs

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9291
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Emeralds Found:	2003
Zombie Dances:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Void Armor Forged:	24
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

are you tired of boring minecraft servers? come join our server where we trade rare earths for aid in the most selfish way possible! scholz is always blasting trump for his crazy plans, but on our server, we embrace the chaos! build your own empire with rare earths and conquer the land with your selfish tactics. join now for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and lots of rare earths!

Robo CAPTCHA Challenge

Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Captcha, challenge, control, digital takeover, Dystopia, Future, internet, machine learning, machine uprising, privacy, Rebellion, resistance, Robo, Robots, Sci Fi, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, world domination

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8762
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Endless Night Skies:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

so, like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your house, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, a freakin’ robot army takes over the world! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, we got your back.

join us and you’ll be transported to a world where CAPTCHA is, like, the key to survival. you gotta solve crazy puzzles and riddles to unlock secret chests and defeat the evil robot overlords. it’s like the apocalypse, but with a twist!

plus, our community is lit AF. you’ll make friends from all over the world and team up to take down the robots together. who knew a Minecraft server could be so epic?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and show those robots who’s boss! oh, and did we mention there’s free pizza every Friday? yeah, you heard that right. come for the adventure, stay for the pizza.

PuppyPotion PvP Land

Bladder cancer, Cancer, canines, carcinogens, Dogs, environmental health, exposure, flame retardants, health, household chemicals, humans, Implications, Land, markers, Pets, phthalates, PuppyPotion, PvP, research, risk factors, study, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7062
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Buildings Constructed:	16
Animals Bred:	184	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR YOUR DOG WILL GET CANCER FROM HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS! WE GOT DOGGOS IN MINECRAFT TOO! SAVE YOUR FURRY FRIENDS BY PLAYING WITH US! WHO KNEW FLAME RETARDANTS COULD BE SO DANGEROUS IN A BLOCKY WORLD? COME BUILD A SAFE HAVEN FOR YOUR VIRTUAL PUPPERS AND AVOID THE DREADED BLADDER CANCER! LET’S KEEP OUR MINECRAFT DOGS HEALTHY AND HAPPY, JUST LIKE IN REAL LIFE! #SAVETHEDOGGOS #BLOCKYBUTSAFE

ZyronCraft

Survival, Survival Creative PvP Economy Vanilla Minigames Skyblock Roleplay Pixelmon Faction Modded Quests Dungeons Redstone Farming Building Custom Hardcore City Medieval, Towny

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2169
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Towns Built:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	126
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10

ZyronCraft is an exciting new Minecraft SMP where adventure, creativity, and community come together! Create, explore, and conquer alongside fellow Minecraft enthusiasts in a world full of possibilities!

Zyroncraft.mcserv.fun:26955

Minerage

battle, challenging mob castles, Conquer, Cross-Play, custom totems, Dynamic world, epic bosses., Explore, Fight, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minerage, PvP, unique gems

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8579
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Minerage is a thrilling Lifesteal Minecraft server featuring custom totems, unique gems, epic bosses, and challenging mob castles. Battle, explore, and conquer in this dynamic PvP world where every fight counts!

play.minerage.fun:19132

Mystic Watcher’s Realm 1.20

Audience, Chat, Community, Content Creator, ENGAGEMENT, Entertainment, Followers, Gaming, i will, Kiara, Live streaming, long tail, mystic, now.., ONLINE, Platform, Realm, repeat, Streamer, Support, Video, watch, Watchers

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6192
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Farms Harvested:	639	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

You’ll be mining diamonds like a pro while riding on the back of a rainbow llama, I swear it’s the only server where the grass sings to you as you walk by.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like watching a bunch of chickens in a boxing match, pure chaos and feathers flying everywhere!

Plus, the community is so wacky and wild, you’ll never know if you’re talking to a real person or a talking block of cheese.

So come on, join us on this crazy ride and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it means riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie cows.

ExitBlock Minecraft Server

AITA asking man move car exit building unloading van fire exit bike truck angry threatening wrong delivery guys random people stuff, ExitBlock, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2741
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where people block fire exits with their vans! On our server, you can build your own fire exit and no one will ever block it, unless it’s for a hilarious prank. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret underground tunnel leading to a treasure chest full of diamonds! Don’t miss out on the adventure and join us now for a wild ride like no other!

CraftyLoveRingScam

aita, baby mama drama, Boundaries, calling out lies, communication problems, counseling, CraftyLoveRingScam, Disappointment, engagement ring, family dynamics, Honesty, lying boyfriend, patching things up, Pregnancy, Proposal, Rebuilding trust., relationship issues, single mom, size doesn’t matter, Tiffany ring, trust issues

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	384
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Are you tired of dealing with liars in your life? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of deceitful partners! Our server is a safe haven for those seeking honesty and transparency in their relationships, even if it’s just with virtual blocks and pixels.

Imagine a world where you can trust everyone you meet, where the only lies you’ll encounter are when someone says they have diamonds to trade but really they only have dirt. Join us and experience the joy of building trust with your fellow players, without the fear of being duped by fake promises or hidden agendas.

Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will distract you from the chaos of your real-life relationship drama. Build magnificent structures, explore vast landscapes, and team up with friends to conquer the toughest dungeons. Who needs a lying boyfriend when you have a loyal squad of Minecraft buddies by your side?

So come on, leave the lies behind and join our server today. Who knows, you might even find a diamond ring in a chest somewhere, and this time, it will be a real 2.11 carat beauty!

PayMeToStress Minecraft SMP

career choices, high paying jobs, job benefits, job burnout, job challenges, job compensation, Job demands, job expectations, job market, Job Opportunities, job pay, job perks, job pressure, job rewards, Job salary, job satisfaction, job stress, Minecraft, overlooked jobs, overrated jobs, PayMeToStress, smp, stressful jobs

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1588
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Volcanoes Explored:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and diamonds, but you gotta solve a riddle to find it. And the best part is, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up but only when you least expect it. It’s like a surprise party every time he goes boom!

And don’t even get me started on our annual llama races. We dress them up in sparkly costumes and have them race around the track while we throw carrots at them. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with llamas and explosions.

Plus, we have a secret society of chicken ninjas who protect our village from evil mobs. They’re like the Avengers, but with feathers and beaks. And every full moon, we have a dance party with the Endermen, who are surprisingly good dancers once you get to know them.

So come join our SMP and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperz

#sustainability, Artificial Intelligence, consumerism, convenience, CraftyCreeperz, cryptocurrency, fast fashion, influencer culture, instant gratification, invention, mindfulness, Minimalism, modern life, Overrated, self driving cars, smartphones, social media, streaming services, Technology, trend, virtual reality

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5269
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Are you tired of boring old trends and inventions? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert. So why waste your time on overrated trends when you can join us for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

Players:	102/400	Votes:	1190
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0