BlockyBurgerDash | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blockhead Banter

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9499
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Crops Grown:	8124
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of hearing stupid things in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that turns every dumb comment into a side-splitting punchline. Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

RareEarthRansom

aid, Conflict Resolution, criticism, Diplomacy, economic strategy, foreign policy, germany, global trade, international relations, Négotiation, Plan, Politics, power dynamics, rare earths, RareEarthRansom, Scholz, selfish, trump, Ukraine, united states, world affairs

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3239
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	21	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	16
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Enchantments Applied:	138
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

are you tired of boring minecraft servers? come join our server where we trade rare earths for aid in the most selfish way possible! scholz is always blasting trump for his crazy plans, but on our server, we embrace the chaos! build your own empire with rare earths and conquer the land with your selfish tactics. join now for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and lots of rare earths!

Robo CAPTCHA Challenge

Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Captcha, challenge, control, digital takeover, Dystopia, Future, internet, machine learning, machine uprising, privacy, Rebellion, resistance, Robo, Robots, Sci Fi, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, world domination

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3813
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Void Armor Forged:	24	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Farms Harvested:	303	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Buildings Constructed:	49

so, like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your house, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, a freakin’ robot army takes over the world! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, we got your back.

join us and you’ll be transported to a world where CAPTCHA is, like, the key to survival. you gotta solve crazy puzzles and riddles to unlock secret chests and defeat the evil robot overlords. it’s like the apocalypse, but with a twist!

plus, our community is lit AF. you’ll make friends from all over the world and team up to take down the robots together. who knew a Minecraft server could be so epic?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and show those robots who’s boss! oh, and did we mention there’s free pizza every Friday? yeah, you heard that right. come for the adventure, stay for the pizza.

PuppyPotion PvP Land

Bladder cancer, Cancer, canines, carcinogens, Dogs, environmental health, exposure, flame retardants, health, household chemicals, humans, Implications, Land, markers, Pets, phthalates, PuppyPotion, PvP, research, risk factors, study, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3333
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Alien Abductions:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR YOUR DOG WILL GET CANCER FROM HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS! WE GOT DOGGOS IN MINECRAFT TOO! SAVE YOUR FURRY FRIENDS BY PLAYING WITH US! WHO KNEW FLAME RETARDANTS COULD BE SO DANGEROUS IN A BLOCKY WORLD? COME BUILD A SAFE HAVEN FOR YOUR VIRTUAL PUPPERS AND AVOID THE DREADED BLADDER CANCER! LET’S KEEP OUR MINECRAFT DOGS HEALTHY AND HAPPY, JUST LIKE IN REAL LIFE! #SAVETHEDOGGOS #BLOCKYBUTSAFE

ZyronCraft

Survival, Survival Creative PvP Economy Vanilla Minigames Skyblock Roleplay Pixelmon Faction Modded Quests Dungeons Redstone Farming Building Custom Hardcore City Medieval, Towny

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6752
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

ZyronCraft is an exciting new Minecraft SMP where adventure, creativity, and community come together! Create, explore, and conquer alongside fellow Minecraft enthusiasts in a world full of possibilities!

Zyroncraft.mcserv.fun:26955

Minerage

battle, challenging mob castles, Conquer, Cross-Play, custom totems, Dynamic world, epic bosses., Explore, Fight, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minerage, PvP, unique gems

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7811
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Buildings Constructed:	20
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Runes Activated:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Farms Harvested:	297	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Minerage is a thrilling Lifesteal Minecraft server featuring custom totems, unique gems, epic bosses, and challenging mob castles. Battle, explore, and conquer in this dynamic PvP world where every fight counts!

play.minerage.fun:19132

Mystic Watcher’s Realm 1.20

Audience, Chat, Community, Content Creator, ENGAGEMENT, Entertainment, Followers, Gaming, i will, Kiara, Live streaming, long tail, mystic, now.., ONLINE, Platform, Realm, repeat, Streamer, Support, Video, watch, Watchers

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3754
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

You’ll be mining diamonds like a pro while riding on the back of a rainbow llama, I swear it’s the only server where the grass sings to you as you walk by.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like watching a bunch of chickens in a boxing match, pure chaos and feathers flying everywhere!

Plus, the community is so wacky and wild, you’ll never know if you’re talking to a real person or a talking block of cheese.

So come on, join us on this crazy ride and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it means riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie cows.

ExitBlock Minecraft Server

AITA asking man move car exit building unloading van fire exit bike truck angry threatening wrong delivery guys random people stuff, ExitBlock, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1302
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Buildings Constructed:	30
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Magic Items Found:	4842
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where people block fire exits with their vans! On our server, you can build your own fire exit and no one will ever block it, unless it’s for a hilarious prank. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret underground tunnel leading to a treasure chest full of diamonds! Don’t miss out on the adventure and join us now for a wild ride like no other!

CraftyLoveRingScam

aita, baby mama drama, Boundaries, calling out lies, communication problems, counseling, CraftyLoveRingScam, Disappointment, engagement ring, family dynamics, Honesty, lying boyfriend, patching things up, Pregnancy, Proposal, Rebuilding trust., relationship issues, single mom, size doesn’t matter, Tiffany ring, trust issues

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2634
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Are you tired of dealing with liars in your life? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of deceitful partners! Our server is a safe haven for those seeking honesty and transparency in their relationships, even if it’s just with virtual blocks and pixels.

Imagine a world where you can trust everyone you meet, where the only lies you’ll encounter are when someone says they have diamonds to trade but really they only have dirt. Join us and experience the joy of building trust with your fellow players, without the fear of being duped by fake promises or hidden agendas.

Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will distract you from the chaos of your real-life relationship drama. Build magnificent structures, explore vast landscapes, and team up with friends to conquer the toughest dungeons. Who needs a lying boyfriend when you have a loyal squad of Minecraft buddies by your side?

So come on, leave the lies behind and join our server today. Who knows, you might even find a diamond ring in a chest somewhere, and this time, it will be a real 2.11 carat beauty!

PayMeToStress Minecraft SMP

career choices, high paying jobs, job benefits, job burnout, job challenges, job compensation, Job demands, job expectations, job market, Job Opportunities, job pay, job perks, job pressure, job rewards, Job salary, job satisfaction, job stress, Minecraft, overlooked jobs, overrated jobs, PayMeToStress, smp, stressful jobs

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4320
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3523
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and diamonds, but you gotta solve a riddle to find it. And the best part is, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up but only when you least expect it. It’s like a surprise party every time he goes boom!

And don’t even get me started on our annual llama races. We dress them up in sparkly costumes and have them race around the track while we throw carrots at them. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with llamas and explosions.

Plus, we have a secret society of chicken ninjas who protect our village from evil mobs. They’re like the Avengers, but with feathers and beaks. And every full moon, we have a dance party with the Endermen, who are surprisingly good dancers once you get to know them.

So come join our SMP and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperz

#sustainability, Artificial Intelligence, consumerism, convenience, CraftyCreeperz, cryptocurrency, fast fashion, influencer culture, instant gratification, invention, mindfulness, Minimalism, modern life, Overrated, self driving cars, smartphones, social media, streaming services, Technology, trend, virtual reality

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3140
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old trends and inventions? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert. So why waste your time on overrated trends when you can join us for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

HolyCraft: Arrested for Blocks & Trafficking

Abuse, arrest, arrested, blocks, charges, child abuse, Community, crime, cult leader, Exploitation, Followers, guatemala, Holycraft, human trafficking, investigation, Jewish, leader, legal proceedings, Orthodox, Religious, scandal, trafficking, ultra-Orthodox

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1575
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Emeralds Found:	8293
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Come join our Minecraft server where we have the craziest cult leaders from around the world! Our latest addition is an ultra-orthodox Jewish cult leader who got arrested in Guatemala for some wild stuff. But hey, that just adds to the excitement of our server! Who knows what kind of shenanigans he’ll get up to next? Join now for a truly unique and insane gaming experience. Plus, we have free virtual snacks for all players!

Memory Lane Minecraft Server

adolescence, childhood neglect, cognitive development., emotional neglect, Lane, Memory, Minecraft, neglect adolescence, neglect adulthood, neglect cognitive abilities, neglect consequences, neglect effects, neglect emotional impact, neglect findings, neglect impact, neglect long term effects, neglect memory development, neglect research, neglect study, physical neglect, Server, Working Memory, young adulthood

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6438
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	2112	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Emeralds Found:	1243	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape from your neglectful childhood and build a world where you are the ultimate ruler! forget about your slow working memory abilities, on our server you will be a genius mastermind creating epic structures and battling dragons like a pro! experience emotional and physical neglect in real life? no problem, on our server you will be showered with love and attention from our friendly community of players. join now and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible!

Bloom SMP

Bloom, Community, Connection, Discord, Events, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, Gaming, Minecraft, Modded, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, Server, smp, smp server, Survival, Website

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	472
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mines Excavated:	1267	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Welcome to Bloom SMP

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti-griefing

Cross play

A welcoming community

An active Discord

A friendly staff team

Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

Bloom SMP FAQ

Q: Is Bloom SMP modded?	A: No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
Q: What versions can I join on?	A: You can join on versions 1.9 – 1.21.4.
Q: Is there a Discord server?	A: Yes, Bloom SMP has an active Discord server. You can join it here.
Q: Are there events on Bloom SMP?	A: Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

Lost Kingdoms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Casual Sex, Dumb virgin question, experimentation, Exploration, female friend, finding a girl, high standards, horny, Intimacy, Kingdoms, losing virginity, Lost, love, no commitment, no romance, nonjudgmental, open-minded, physically intimate, SETTLE, sex, sexual desires, VIRGINITY

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8601
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Votes:	7282
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find a girl to be physically intimate with without any commitment? Look no further, our server is the place to be! We have a community of female players who are open to casual encounters, just like you! Lose your virginity in a virtual world without any strings attached. Join now and satisfy your horny desires with no pressure for love or commitment. Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to explore your sexuality in a safe and fun environment. See you in the game!

Players:	96/100	Votes:	6771
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Towns Built:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Votes:	254	Cursed Lands Purified:	4