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DILF Oasis: Zoomer Haven 1.20.6

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5049
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Yo, listen up fam, this Minecraft server is like a total vibe for all the DILFs out there. But wait, there’s more – we’ve got a bunch of Zoomer whores running around too! It’s like a crazy party up in here, you won’t know what hit you.

Join us if you want to experience the wildest Minecraft server ever, where the DILFs reign supreme and the Zoomer whores are always causing chaos. It’s a non-stop ride of madness and mayhem, and you won’t want to miss out.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see what all the hype is about. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

StayAtHomeSteve – Minecraft SMP

Alone Time, avoiding crowds, comfort zone, fear of judgment, homebody, Introvert, introverted lifestyle, mental health, Minecraft, peace and quiet, personal choice, Preference, Relaxation, self-care, smp, social anxiety, social gatherings, Social Interaction, socializing, solitude, stay at home, StayAtHomeSteve

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3342
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	275
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Chimeras Created:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, if you’re not joining this server, you’re missing out on the biggest party in town. We’ve got llamas that can do the cha-cha, villagers that tell the best dad jokes, and a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a pack of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of karate. They will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your day. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and obsidian. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory, but with more explosions.

So why are you still sitting at home, twiddling your thumbs? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most hilarious community on the internet. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell at the next family reunion.

CraftyDreams

bedtime checklist, bedtime essentials, bedtime habits, bedtime must-do, bedtime must-haves, bedtime musts, bedtime necessities, bedtime practices, bedtime prep, bedtime preparation, bedtime rituals, bedtime routine, bedtime traditions, CraftyDreams, must-do before bed, nightly habits, nighttime routine

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1574
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	437	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Void Armor Forged:	25
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Join our Minecraft server, where you can build a virtual pillow fort before logging off for the night! Our server is so cozy, you’ll never want to leave. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the fluffiest pillow fort, you’ll unlock the secret to unlimited diamonds in the game. So come join us and get ready for a night of building, mining, and pillow fighting!

Joining Blocks, Splitting Pixels

ANNIVERSARIES, BIRTHDAYS, blocks, CELEBRATIONS, commemorate, couples, family, Friends, Happiness, Joined, JOINING, love, Marriage, Memories, Milestones, Partnerships, pixels, reflections, relationships, Separated, significant events, special occasions, splitting, Unity

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2276
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	177	Buildings Constructed:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Void Gems Collected:	13
Villages Defended:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	6350	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

join dis epic minecraft server where you can celebrate both anniversaries and birthdays at da same time! we got a special plugin dat makes it so when you log on, you get a cake and a present!

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground party room where you can dance with creepers and skeletons! and if you find da hidden chest, you get a diamond sword dat shoots fireworks!

if you join dis server, you will become da ultimate party animal of minecraft! come join us and let’s celebrate like it’s 1999!

Bonobos Help Humans | Mind Theory Server

Altruism, Animal Behavior, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal intelligence, animal psychology, animal research, ape behavior, bonobos, cognitive development., Cognitive science, Empathy, empathy in animals, evolutionary psychology, human-animal interaction, humans, Mind, primate intelligence, Server, social awareness, social cognition, theory, theory of mind

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7868
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ores Mined:	5252	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Buildings Constructed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where bonobos are, like, ur buddies? well, on this server, these cheeky monkeys are, like, always there to help u out when u bein’ all clueless and stuff. they got this crazy “theory of mind” thing goin’ on, so they know when u don’t know what ur doin’ and they be all like, “yo, lemme show u how to build that epic castle, bro.” it’s, like, a whole new level of teamwork, man. so come join us and let the bonobos guide u to victory in the wackiest way possible!

moskvarussia2b2t server minecraft

179718, 20625794, Adult, Anarchy, banner, Deception, description, image, JPG, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, moskvarussia2b2t, Prize, PvP, RU, Server, Servers, Storage, tags

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3928
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Potions Brewed:	35	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2638
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Void Gems Collected:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Hello people, this is my adult server anarchy and PVP and much more there will be a prize there if you come without deception

Russiamoskva2b2t.aternos.me:30770

Ethereal Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, Anime, cumbaiting, digital content creators, entertainment industry, Ethereal, Gaming, hololive, Hololive talents, internet celebrities, Japanese culture, Japanese idols, Live streaming, online entertainment, online personalities, Realms, seiso, talent agency, virtual idols, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, vtuber community, Vtubers

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4115
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Emeralds Found:	2821	Divine Spears Created:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the hololive of gaming, but without all that seiso crap! We don’t cumbait, we cumblock! It’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness that will make you question reality. Plus, we have llamas that can breakdance and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

MenuManiaCraft

anger response, Communication Issues, dinner conflicts, expensive tastes, financial struggles, frugal, hurt feelings, hurtful intentions, innocent comments, Job Search, MenuManiaCraft, paying for experiences, picking up the tab, polite dining, relationship with money, sensitivity, taking advantage, unemployed, Vegetarian

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2556
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of communication…even if it leads to tears and walking home in a huff! Join us for a unique gaming experience filled with drama, misunderstandings, and expensive virtual appetizers.

Are you tired of boring servers where everyone gets along? Come to our server and experience the thrill of accidentally triggering your fellow players with innocent comments. Who knew ordering the most expensive item on the menu could lead to such chaos?

But don’t worry, we also offer a supportive community where you can work through your differences and maybe even learn a thing or two about communication. So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and expensive virtual meals!

SuperCraftFunLand

Ability, AMBITION, aspiration, capability, desire, dream, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, Goal, imagination, Incredible, Magic, power, special ability, strength, SuperCraftFunLand, SuperHero, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, wish, wish fulfillment

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5445
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	110	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Ores Mined:	5298
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Magic Items Found:	4437

Are you tired of just building houses and mining for diamonds in Minecraft? Do you crave a server where you can unleash your inner superhero? Look no further, because on our server, you can choose a superpower to wield in the world of blocks and creepers!

Want to fly like Superman and zoom around the map at lightning speed? Done! Want to shoot fireballs like a dragon and incinerate your enemies? No problem! Want to turn invisible and prank your friends by stealing their diamonds? You got it!

Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft superhero. Save the world from evil mobs, protect your friends from griefers, and show off your epic powers in epic battles. Who needs a pickaxe when you can shoot lasers from your eyes?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner superhero in the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood superhero in disguise. Join us and find out the truth behind this epic tale!

PixelWarfare Minecraft Server

civilian casualties, conflict in Ukraine, eastern europe, Geneva Conventions, human rights violations, international law, international relations, military actions, military aggression, Minecraft, PixelWarfare, Russian army, russian military, Server, Ukrainian conflict, Ukrainian soldiers, UN, united nations, Violations of human rights, War Crimes, war crimes investigation., war crimes tribunal, war in Ukraine

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5121
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	457	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Ores Mined:	5671

come join our epic minecraft server where the russian army is not killing ukrainian soldiers, they are just challenging them to a friendly game of spleef! UN says it’s the most intense match they’ve ever seen! come see for yourself and maybe even join in on the fun! who knew war could be so entertaining in minecraft?! 😂🎮🔥

CraftyTradeWarCraft

China, CraftyTradeWarCraft, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, foreign policy, global trade, import/export, international relations, market volatility, political tensions, protectionism, RETALIATION, Retaliatory measures, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade war, trump, US goods

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5612
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Votes:	7057

so like, u know how trump be all like “no more china stuff in america”? well, china be like “nah fam, we gonna hit u back with tariffs on ur goods!” and now it’s like a big ol’ trade war up in here.

but hey, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and creepers that dance the macarena. plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time.

and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. legend has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named clucky.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and leave all that trade war nonsense behind. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Grades & Grub: UPFs & Minecraft

academic success, adolescents, cognitive function, diet quality, dietary habits, education, English, Grades, grub, Language, learning outcomes, Math, Minecraft, nutrition, processed foods, school performance, spanish study, Students, teenagers, ultra-processed foods, unhealthy eating, UPFs

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9754
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2078	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

So, like, yo, u wanna join our epic Minecraft server cuz it’s, like, proven by a Spanish study that if u eat too many processed foods, u gonna fail at school. but, like, on our server, u can eat all the virtual cake u want and still be a boss at building stuff and slaying zombies. cuz, like, who needs good grades when u can have a diamond sword, amirite? join now and level up your gaming skills while munching on some virtual junk food. Let’s get this bread, literally!

DenCraft

DenCraft, development phase, Economy, Experience, howl, java, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	101
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

DenCraft is a Minecraft Java SMP that allows you to take your Minecraft experience to the next level. Give us a howl to check it out! Please note: the server is still very much in the development phase, so join at your own risk.

play.dencraft.online:25610

Mystic Echoes Wild 1.21.2

1.21.2, cultural norms, discrimination, double standards, Echoes, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, Gender issues, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Misogyny, mystic, sexism, social norms, societal expectations, societal pressures, Wild, women’s empowerment, WOMENS RIGHTS, Womens Voices

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7099
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Dude, forget about women, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky battles!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring and more creepers than a bad Tinder date!

You’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs women when you have a diamond sword in hand?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a world crazier than women’s excuses for ghosting!

AlarmOff Minecraft Server

ALARM, AlarmOff, annoyance, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Company, compromise, Cuddling, Frustration, Grumpy, Irritation, love, Minecraft, morning routine, office, relationship, Routine, Server, Sleep, waking up, WIBTA

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3457
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Are you tired of being the designated alarm clock for your significant other? Join our Minecraft server where alarms don’t exist and you can wake up whenever you want without any annoying wake-up calls! No more morning grumpiness or frustration, just pure relaxation and cuddle time in bed. Plus, you can build your own virtual alarm clock that will never ask you to turn it off. Say goodbye to alarm clock duties and hello to peaceful mornings on our server!

Players:	102/500	Votes:	6555
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Void Armor Forged:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	32