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NoRide4U-Server

anxiety, Boundaries, Communication, Coworkers, Driving, employment, Expectations, Manager, Night shift, NoRide4UServer, personal space, Professionalism, Reliability, Respect, RIDES, Safety, Transportation, Trust, work, young female

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3905
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	2878	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Alien Abductions:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Are you tired of being the designated driver for your coworkers who live in the middle of nowhere? Well, on our server, transportation is not an issue because you can teleport anywhere with just a click of a button! No more awkward car rides with strangers, just pure gaming fun.

Join us and leave behind the worries of driving your coworkers home, because here, everyone is responsible for their own virtual transportation. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any ex-managers trying to guilt trip you into being their personal chauffeur.

So come on in and let’s build some epic structures together, without the stress of real-life responsibilities. And remember, in our Minecraft world, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

CaliProtestGoneWild Minecraft SMP

California, California protests, CaliProtestGoneWild, Censorship, Civil unrest, community guidelines, current events, deleted content, digital rights, freedom of speech, internet censorship, Minecraft, online activism, online censorship, online discussion, political activism, PROTESTS, reddit, reddit community, removed posts, smp, social media, social media platforms

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4032
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Gods Slained:	0	Love Letters Sent:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks. It’s so lit, even Herobrine himself is jealous!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret chest full of enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it, those carrots gave him the power to fly like a chicken with a jetpack. True story bro!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild, we have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with creepers and skeletons. It’s like a rave in the Nether, but with more explosions and less dubstep.

So come on, join us and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, on our server, anything is possible, even riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. Don’t miss out, join now!

ShipwreckedMC – The European Minecraft Server

#covert operations, cash in billions, economic impact, European, European businesses, european economy, European shipowners, european union, financial gains, geopolitical strategy, global trade, international relations, maritime security, Maritime trade, Minecraft, naval operations, russia, Russian vessels, sanctions, Server, shadow fleet, Shipping industry, ShipwreckedMC, Trade routes

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9153
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	98
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Emeralds Found:	6832	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mines Excavated:	2666
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	6118	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

so like, u know how Russia has this super shady fleet of ships that they use for, like, sneaky stuff? well, turns out European shipowners are the ones keeping them in business! they’re making, like, billions of dollars off of this sketchy deal. but, like, who cares about all that drama when u can join our Minecraft server instead? we don’t deal with shady business deals, just good ol’ fashioned building and exploring. plus, u might even find some hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds! so come join us and leave all that drama behind. let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

MuskCraft: Govt Takeover!

administration, AUTHORITY, Conspiracy, control, COUP, Crisis, elon musk, Experts, Governance, government agencies, Govt, influence, leadership, Manipulation, Musk, MuskCraft, Politics, power, Seizes Control, speculation, TAKEOVER, Underway

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7737
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server run by elon musk? well, now’s ur chance cuz experts r sayin a coup is happenin and musk is takin over all the government agencies! join our server for a chance to mine with the man himself and maybe even launch a rocket to the moon! who needs boring old politics when u can have epic minecraft adventures with elon musk, amirite? come join us now before the aliens invade and we all have to escape to mars!

Pixelated Justice: Immigrant vs Creeper

creeper, crime rates, Crime statistics, criminal behavior, Criminal Investigations, criminal justice system, criminal profiling, Cultural differences, Ethnic Minorities, Follow-up study, Immigrant, Immigrant background, immigrant communities, immigration impact, Justice, justice system, legal implications, long-term effects, minority groups, pixelated, Rape conviction, social integration, Statistical adjustment, Sweden

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8020
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Zombie Dances:	5	Farms Harvested:	682
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

come join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got immigrant background and rape conviction themes that will blow your mind!

imagine building your own virtual world while also learning about the complexities of immigrant backgrounds and the criminal justice system. it’s like a sociology class but with creepers and zombies!

our 21-year follow-up study in Sweden has uncovered a strong link between immigrant background and rape convictions, and we’re bringing that research straight to your blocky world.

so if you’re looking for a server that’s equal parts educational and entertaining, look no further! join us for a truly unique minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

come for the blocks, stay for the knowledge. see you in the game!

Golden Crumble 1.21.3

1.21.3, Bakery, baking, biscuit, Biscuit Recipe, Breakfast, BUTTER, Butter Biscuit, Butter Cookie, comfort food, cookie, CRISPY, crumble, DELICIOUS, dessert, Golden, homemade, Pastry, shortbread, snack, SWEET, tea time, Treat

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5939
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Yo, listen up, you absolute legends! Do you want to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make your grandma do the floss dance? Well, look no further than this absolute gem of a server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box, that’s why! And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re so derpy, they make you question if you’re playing Minecraft or living in a simulation! So come on, join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Herobrine would be jealous!

GiftedGriefer Minecraft Server

aita, anniversary, Best Friend, Boyfriend, christmas, Demand, feelings, fucked up, gift, GiftedGriefer, meaningful gift, Memories, Minecraft, old scent, passive aggressive, perfume, relationship, restocked.., returnable, Server, signature scent, unkind, Upset

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7705
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Star Shards Collected:	65

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value unique scents and the drama that comes with them! Join us for a wild ride filled with perfume wars, passive-aggressive gift exchanges, and friendship drama that will make your head spin.

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll be embroiled in a scandalous tale of betrayal and jealousy over a bottle of perfume. Who knew a simple scent could cause so much chaos?

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through friendship drama while building your dream Minecraft world. Will you choose loyalty to your best friend or stand by your boyfriend’s thoughtful gift-giving skills? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious drama along the way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where perfume preferences can make or break a friendship. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and Minecraft blocks, and you won’t want to miss out on all the juicy drama. See you in the game!

CraftyCoupleGoSolo

aita, asian, attractive, Australia, BETRAYAL, business trip, Canada, CraftyCoupleGoSolo, crimes against women, Disappointed, e-security firm, Girlfriend, India, International, Japan, Korea, Meeting, New Delhi, not allowing, PETITE, Safety, Solo, Upset, WOMAN

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5292
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Are you tired of boring business trips with no excitement? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild adventure in New Delhi, India!

Bring your girlfriend along for the ride and show her the wonders of virtual India. Explore the bustling streets, visit famous landmarks, and even experience the thrill of dodging virtual criminals.

With our unique server, you can immerse yourself in the culture of India without ever leaving your computer screen. Plus, you’ll have the added bonus of keeping your girlfriend safe from any potential dangers (virtual or otherwise).

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience New Delhi like never before. Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

ScamCraft: Still Foolin’ ‘Em

con artist, credit card scam, Deception, email scam, fake lottery, fake tech support, financial scam, foolin, fraud, identity theft, internet scam, investment scam, online scam, phishing, phone scam, ponzi scheme, Pyramid Scheme, romance scam, scam, ScamCraft, social engineering, sweepstakes scam

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9519
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Alien Abductions:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

What’s a scam people still fall for? Thinking they can find diamonds in Minecraft without joining our server! Our server is the only place where you can find diamond blocks just lying around waiting for you to mine them. Trust us, it’s totally legit and not at all a scam (wink wink).

Join us for epic adventures, like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers or building a giant rollercoaster that goes all the way to the moon (yes, we have a moon on our server, don’t question it). Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, just waiting to challenge you to a dance-off.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living it up in our wacky, wild, and totally not-a-scam Minecraft world? Join us now and start your epic journey to diamond-filled glory!

Magnetic Field Madness

Anisotropic scattering, effects, field, Geometry, LOFAR, madness, magnetic, magnetic field, observations, puzzling, solar radio burst

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3789
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Ores Mined:	2921
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like havin a blast while playin with ur friends? well u gotta join this server! it’s like no other, trust me!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a crazy world where everything is made of cheese! yes, CHEESE! u can build ur own cheese castle and ride on cheese horses. it’s a cheese lover’s dream come true!

but wait, there’s more! ever wanted to fight off zombie chickens with a giant rubber duck? well now u can! our server is full of wacky surprises and hilarious adventures that will keep u entertained for hours on end.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? that’s right, we have a hidden disco club where u can dance the night away with ur fellow players. it’s the coolest place to hang out and show off ur best dance moves.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the most epic and ridiculous minecraft world ever created. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Frosty Quests 1.20

Cool, cool S, cool S tags, cool S thread, cool tags, cool thread, cool thread S, frosty, long tail, long tail tags, Quests, S cool, S cool thread, S tags, S thread, S thread cool, tags, thread cool, thread cool S, thread S cool, Thread Tags

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6773
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Void Armor Forged:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	334
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with a twist! We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and creepers that explode into confetti!

You’ll never get bored on this server because we have epic quests where you have to battle giant chickens and ride on the back of a dragon made out of cheese. Plus, the admins are like wizards who can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds).

And don’t even get me started on the parties we throw every night in the pixelated disco club. It’s lit, fam! So come join us on this wild ride of madness and mayhem, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

DadCraftPolygamyOops

4 wives, abandonment, AITAH, BETRAYAL, Cheating, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, cultural norms, cultural shock, DadCraftPolygamyOops, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family drama, Father, forgiveness, Gaslighting, generational trauma, Infidelity, refusing to forgive, step sister

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6045
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Animals Bred:	177
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s secret family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and surprises that will leave you questioning everything!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have more twists and turns than my dad’s love life! With hidden secrets and unexpected revelations around every corner, you’ll never be bored.

Plus, just like my dad, our server is full of surprises! You never know what you’ll uncover next, whether it’s a hidden treasure or a long-lost sibling (just kidding, hopefully).

And don’t worry about forgiveness here – we fully support holding grudges and standing your ground, just like I do with my dad. So come join us for a gaming experience that’s as crazy as my family dynamics – you won’t regret it (unlike my dad’s life choices)!

BlockyBootyCraft

acceptance, adult content, BlockyBootyCraft, Boundaries, Communication, empowerment, family reactions, income source, judgment, loved ones reactions, modern society, online platform, onlyfans, personal choice, privacy, relationships, sex work, social media, stigma, Support, taboo

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7995
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	209
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Ores Mined:	1925	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of your family judging you for having an OnlyFans? Well, come join our Minecraft server where everyone is free to express themselves however they want! Our community is full of supportive players who understand the hustle and will cheer you on as you build your empire, one block at a time. Plus, our virtual world is so immersive that your family won’t even notice you’re making bank on OnlyFans while you’re mining for diamonds. So come on in and let your freak flag fly high!

Pixel pH Droplet Mini Server

Accuracy, Applications, circular geometry, Compact electrochemical pH sensor, cost effective, Droplet, droplet size, droplet-based electropolymerization, efficient, electrochemistry, Innovative, lab-on-a-chip, Measurement, microfluidics, Mini, miniaturized sensor, PIXEL, portable, Potential, sensor technology, Server, small scale, solution

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3806
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a compact electrochemical pH sensor but in Minecraft form! We got circular geometry all up in dis server, makin’ droplet-based electropolymerization look like child’s play. And get dis, we only use 1-10 µL of solution, cuz we all about dat cost-effective, miniaturized sensor life.

Join us if u wanna experience da thrill of makin’ tiny sensors in Minecraft, cuz who needs real life when u got virtual droplets, amirite? Plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on creepers and turn ’em into pH sensors. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s da best Minecraft server u’ll ever join!

The Last Survivor

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7089
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Zombie Dances:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft Survival server! Dive into a unique experience with custom enchants, set up your homes, and explore a vibrant shopping district. Build your wealth with an ingame economy and trade your treasures in the auction house. For the brave, we offer an intense PvP arena featuring King of the Hill events. Whether you’re here to build, trade, or fight, there’s something for everyone. Join now and start your adventure on Lastsurvivor.serv.nu!

LastSurvivor.serv.nu

Players:	93/800	Votes:	239
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3