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Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 2899 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 21 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Mines Excavated: | 2067 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 34 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
Our server is so lit, even Satan himself is jealous of our fire pits. We have epic quests that will have you questioning your sanity, like finding the lost diamond pickaxe of the legendary Steve or battling the evil Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot.
But don’t worry, we also have chill zones where you can relax and hang out with other players, like our enchanted forest filled with dancing cows or our underwater city where mermaids trade diamonds for fish.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just uncover the secret to why Satan is so salty about disobeying the big man upstairs. It’s a hell of a good time!