CraftyTradeWars | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Whispering Shadows 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anon, biblical, dark souls, existential dread, good story, Kino, kneel, making fun, Oda, one piece, Revealed, shadows, true story, whispering

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8992
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Buildings Constructed:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Yo, bro, forget all those haters who dissed One Piece! The creator revealed that it’s like some deep, dark, existential, biblical masterpiece – just like Dark Souls! Join our Minecraft server and experience the epicness of One Piece mixed with the craziness of Dark Souls. KNEEL before the awesomeness!

Creeper’s Delight 9000

acceptance, acceptance vs repression, closet case, coming out, CREEPERS, DELIGHT, denial, family, FANTASY, Guilt, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, Kids, LGBTQ, parents, regret, repression, self-hating, shame, teenager, Wife

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3768
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	8681
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Star Shards Collected:	75

🔥🔥🔥 Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We’re all about that wild and wacky energy, where anything goes and everything is turned up to 11! Join us for a totally bonkers time where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! 🔥🔥🔥

Come on and join the party, where the blocks are pixelated and the adventures are endless! Build, mine, craft, and explore with a community of gamers who are just as hyped up as you are! Let’s get this block party started and see where the madness takes us! 🎉🎮💥

Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life – join now and let’s get this party started! See you in the game, gamers! 🚀🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheBlockParty

CraftyCreeperCafe

aita, bigger person, Cheap Asshole, CraftyCreeperCafe, Dinner, Disrespecting, embarrassed, girlfriend’s friend, insulting, passive aggressive, paying the bill, Petty, real man, red flag, refusing to pay, relationship issues, Rude, snarky comments, Struggling

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	440
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of dealing with rude dinner guests who expect you to foot the bill? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who won’t insult your job or make passive-aggressive jokes. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about awkward dinner situations or covering someone else’s meal. Just imagine building your dream castle without any snarky comments or eye-rolling in sight. Say goodbye to real-life red flags and hello to a fun and welcoming community. Join now and leave the drama behind!

BritsCraft: Post-Brexit Banter!

banter, Brexit aftermath, Brexit aftermath discussion, Brexit changes, Brexit consequences, Brexit effects, Brexit experience, Brexit impact, Brexit memories, Brexit reflections, BritsCraft, People from the UK, PostBrexit, UK citizens, UK culture, UK economy, UK future prospects, UK lifestyle, UK opinions, UK perspective, UK politics, UK residents, UK society

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4828
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Villages Defended:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Are you tired of the post-Brexit chaos in the UK? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing crashing is your friends’ houses when you blow them up with TNT! Join us for a Brexit-free zone filled with pixelated adventures and endless fun. Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken? Say goodbye to Brexit blues and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Arctic, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, united states, US, Vance

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5139
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Towns Built:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9908	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Enchantments Applied:	155	Players Killed by Monsters:	3188
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

so like, u know how trump be like “i want greenland” and everyone be like “wtf dude chill”? well on this server, we be all about that greenland life. we got icebergs for days and polar bears as pets. come join us and be part of the greenland gang. trump don’t care what europeans scream at us, he just wants to build a wall around greenland and make it great again. join now and help us make greenland the coolest place in minecraft. also, vance is here for some reason. just go with it. #greenlandgang #trumplovesgreenland #polarbearpets

GreenlandGoneWild

Arctic, denmark, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Greenland, GreenlandGoneWild, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, negotiations, Nordic countries, ownership, pm, Politics, rejection, sale, Scandinavian, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, Territory

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8392
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
New Chunks Explored:	556537	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

so, like, this server is like, the Greenland of Minecraft servers, ya know? like, totally not for sale, but you can totally join for free and have a blast! our Denmark PM (Player Manager) is like, always repeating that this server is the bomb diggity and you gotta join ASAP!

we got polar bears riding pigs, igloos made out of diamond blocks, and a secret portal to a land of never-ending cake! plus, our community is like, super chill and always down for a good time. so come on over and see why Greenland may not be for sale, but this server is totally worth it!

CraftyFox Network

America, BIAS, blind trust, CraftyFox, Cultures, Cunning, Deception, Evil, fox news, foxes, Journalism, Manipulation, Media, Misinformation, Network, News, Perception, portrayal, Propaganda, skepticism, trusted, untrustworthy

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	657
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Potions Brewed:	112
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got foxes that are more trustworthy than FOX News LOL. these foxes will lead u on epic adventures and help u find hidden treasures in the game. they will also protect u from evil mobs and give u super powers like flying and shooting lasers from ur eyes. join our server and become the ultimate fox warrior, taking down enemies with ur furry friends by ur side. trust me, u won’t regret it!

ADHD Life Expectancy Nerf – Minecraft Server

adhd, ADHD in adults, ADHD in men, ADHD in women, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Diagnosis, expectancy, findings, health, Life, life expectancy, LIFESPAN, Medical research, Men, mental health, Minecraft, nerf, neurotypical, research, researchers, scientific study, Server, study, Women

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5899
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Votes:	9260	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	196304	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

hey u! ya u with the adhd! come join our minecraft server cuz we got the cure for ur shorter life expectancy! our server is so lit that it will make u live longer than a tortoise on steroids! we got potions that will make u focus like never before, u will be building epic structures in no time! plus, we got a secret quest where u gotta find the magical diamond sword of eternal life, once u find it, u will be immortal in the minecraft world! so come join us and say goodbye to ur shorter life expectancy, cuz on our server, u will live foreverrrrrr!

Rise and Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Anon, compassion, Craft, don’t kill yourself, encouragement, good morning, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health support, Mental Wellness, motivation, positive affirmations, positive vibes, positivity, Rise, self love, self-care, Suicide prevention, support system, thanks, uplifting messages

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6393
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	6846	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Emeralds Found:	7518
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Hey there, fellow Minecraft addicts! Are you tired of boring, basic servers that make you want to dig straight down to bedrock and never come back up? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our community is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be jelly!

BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, Boundaries, caregiving, childcare, Communication, Emotional support, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, favoritism, health concerns, health issues, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, self-care, sibling relationships, sick baby, surgery, work-life balance

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2636
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any entitled baby villagers like the ones in this crazy family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, epic builds, and absolutely no sick babies left in your care.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting guilt-tripped into babysitting while dealing with health issues and impending surgery. Instead, you’ll be free to explore, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family drama following you around.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we guarantee that no one will call you selfish or weak-minded for taking care of yourself. Plus, if you ever need help or support, our community is always there to lend a hand – no crickets chirping in sight!

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next build. See you in the game – and leave the sick babies at home!

EqualCraft: Where all jobs pay the same!

career choice, career path, career satisfaction, dream job, equal pay, EqualCraft, fulfillment, Happiness, job equality, job fulfillment, job happiness, job market, Job Opportunities, job passion, job preference, job satisfaction, job security, job selection, Jobs, Passion, Pay, salary equality, work-life balance

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1840
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you mine pays the same amount of diamonds! That’s right, no more grinding for hours just to get a measly iron ore. Join us and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where being a farmer, a blacksmith, or even a librarian pays just as much as being a diamond miner. You can finally pursue your dream career without worrying about the pay! Want to be a professional sheep shearer? Go for it! Always dreamed of being a fisherman? Now’s your chance!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be rewarded with endless riches and fame throughout the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to become the wealthiest and most famous player in all of Minecraft!

EU Tariff Trumpocalypse

donald trump, economic impact, Economy, EU tariffs, european union, foreign trade, global economy, import/export, international relations, international trade, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade sanctions, trade war, Trumpocalypse, united states

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7237
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

so like, u know how donald trump is all like “tariffs this, tariffs that”? well, on this server, we got no tariffs, just pure minecraft fun! join us and escape the chaos of the real world with our epic builds and crazy adventures. who needs tariffs when u can have creeper explosions and diamond mining, amirite? come join us before donald trump decides to build a wall around our server too! #minecraft4life #notariffsonthisserver

Four Long Toe Horse Land

Animals, equine anatomy, hoofed animals, Horse, horse anatomy, horse anatomy details, horse anatomy facts, horse behavior, horse biology, horse feet, horse hooves, horse legs, horse limbs, horse movement, horse physiology, horse toes, Horses, Land, Legs, Long, mammal anatomy, TOE, Toes, traditional sense

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3623
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Astral Projections Made:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

lol come join our epic minecraft server where horses don’t have legs but really long toes instead. it’s like they’re walking on stilts all the time! imagine riding a horse with stilts, it’s like a circus act every time you go for a ride. plus, our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions. but watch out for the evil chickens that guard it, they have laser eyes and will peck you to death if you’re not careful. so come on over and join the fun, just remember to bring your stilts!

BlockyToddlers: Autism Screening & Education

autism, autism awareness, autism evaluation, Autism Spectrum Disorder, behavioral therapy, BlockyToddlers, child development, developmental delays, early diagnosis, education, healthcare disparities, intervention services, milder symptoms, neurodevelopmental disorders, occupational therapy, parental awareness, pediatrician, Screening, screening tool, special education, speech therapy, Standardized autism screening, toddlers

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7600
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	437	Mines Excavated:	2342
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Enchantments Applied:	104
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10

so, like, imagine you join this cray cray minecraft server, right? like, it’s so lit that it’s like you’re in a whole new world of blocky goodness. we got so many players, it’s like a party up in here 24/7.

but wait, there’s more. our server is so epic that it’s been proven to increase your IQ by like, a million points. yeah, you heard me right. you’ll be building redstone contraptions like a freakin’ genius in no time.

oh, and get this. if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you fly around like a majestic blocky bird. you’ll be soaring through the skies, leaving all the other players in awe of your mad skills.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and become the ultimate minecraft master. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s like a whole new world of blocky goodness just waiting for you to explore.

Enderblade

Bedwars, building, Creative, Economy, Enchanting, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, villager

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6211
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2274
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Zombie Dances:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

A new Minecraft servers hub released today featuring Survival Earth, Skyblock (skywars), Prison and Bedwars.

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7712
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3