Are you tired of being a Windows pleb? Join our Minecraft SMP where 99.99% of all Windows software just works on Linux! That’s right, say goodbye to crashing programs and hello to smooth sailing on our server. And if you happen to need one of the 0.01% for work, well, you’re just a fucking retard according to our resident tech guru Steve. But hey, who needs a job when you can spend all day building pixel art and trolling your friends? Join us now and embrace the Linux life, because Windows is so last season.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 41
Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
Astral Amulets Crafted: 38 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Magic Items Found: 2241

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

New Minecraft Server
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