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Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1234
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8401
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

Screenshots 2

Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8404
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7090	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Villages Defended:	16	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1537
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5192
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2158
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Farms Harvested:	326
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8174
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Potions Brewed:	168	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8266
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Towns Built:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1531
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Chimeras Created:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Villages Defended:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	448
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Buildings Constructed:	30	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9766
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Votes:	7169

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8867
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	115
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8087
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	135	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9530
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	225
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Villages Defended:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1660
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Players:	103/400	Votes:	9757
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3