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SkillForgetCraft – “Because who needs skills when you have Minecraft?”

Adaptability, brain health, cognitive abilities, cognitive function, Decision making, forgetting skills, Learning process, letting go, Memory Loss, mental clarity, mental flexibility, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, Prioritizing, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, skill development, skill retention, SkillForgetCraft, Skills

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5030
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Potions Brewed:	104
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Void Gems Collected:	37	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Love Letters Sent:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Are you tired of being good at everything? Well, on our Minecraft server, we make sure you forget one of your skills every time you log in! Imagine trying to build a house with no building skills or fighting off mobs with no combat skills – it’s chaos and we love it! Join us for a wild ride of forgetting skills and embracing the chaos in the most hilarious way possible. Who needs skills anyway when you have pure chaos and laughter? Join now and see which skill you’ll forget next!

Whispering Shadows 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anon, biblical, dark souls, existential dread, good story, Kino, kneel, making fun, Oda, one piece, Revealed, shadows, true story, whispering

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4975
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Magic Items Found:	3886
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Secret Passages Found:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mines Excavated:	1306

Yo, bro, forget all those haters who dissed One Piece! The creator revealed that it’s like some deep, dark, existential, biblical masterpiece – just like Dark Souls! Join our Minecraft server and experience the epicness of One Piece mixed with the craziness of Dark Souls. KNEEL before the awesomeness!

Creeper’s Delight 9000

acceptance, acceptance vs repression, closet case, coming out, CREEPERS, DELIGHT, denial, family, FANTASY, Guilt, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, Kids, LGBTQ, parents, regret, repression, self-hating, shame, teenager, Wife

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6704
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Enchantments Applied:	110	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

🔥🔥🔥 Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We’re all about that wild and wacky energy, where anything goes and everything is turned up to 11! Join us for a totally bonkers time where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! 🔥🔥🔥

Come on and join the party, where the blocks are pixelated and the adventures are endless! Build, mine, craft, and explore with a community of gamers who are just as hyped up as you are! Let’s get this block party started and see where the madness takes us! 🎉🎮💥

Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life – join now and let’s get this party started! See you in the game, gamers! 🚀🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheBlockParty

CraftyCreeperCafe

aita, bigger person, Cheap Asshole, CraftyCreeperCafe, Dinner, Disrespecting, embarrassed, girlfriend’s friend, insulting, passive aggressive, paying the bill, Petty, real man, red flag, refusing to pay, relationship issues, Rude, snarky comments, Struggling

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5184
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	New Chunks Explored:	368843

Are you tired of dealing with rude dinner guests who expect you to foot the bill? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who won’t insult your job or make passive-aggressive jokes. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about awkward dinner situations or covering someone else’s meal. Just imagine building your dream castle without any snarky comments or eye-rolling in sight. Say goodbye to real-life red flags and hello to a fun and welcoming community. Join now and leave the drama behind!

BritsCraft: Post-Brexit Banter!

banter, Brexit aftermath, Brexit aftermath discussion, Brexit changes, Brexit consequences, Brexit effects, Brexit experience, Brexit impact, Brexit memories, Brexit reflections, BritsCraft, People from the UK, PostBrexit, UK citizens, UK culture, UK economy, UK future prospects, UK lifestyle, UK opinions, UK perspective, UK politics, UK residents, UK society

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3414
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Villages Defended:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16

Are you tired of the post-Brexit chaos in the UK? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing crashing is your friends’ houses when you blow them up with TNT! Join us for a Brexit-free zone filled with pixelated adventures and endless fun. Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken? Say goodbye to Brexit blues and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Arctic, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, united states, US, Vance

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7511
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

so like, u know how trump be like “i want greenland” and everyone be like “wtf dude chill”? well on this server, we be all about that greenland life. we got icebergs for days and polar bears as pets. come join us and be part of the greenland gang. trump don’t care what europeans scream at us, he just wants to build a wall around greenland and make it great again. join now and help us make greenland the coolest place in minecraft. also, vance is here for some reason. just go with it. #greenlandgang #trumplovesgreenland #polarbearpets

GreenlandGoneWild

Arctic, denmark, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Greenland, GreenlandGoneWild, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, negotiations, Nordic countries, ownership, pm, Politics, rejection, sale, Scandinavian, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, Territory

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1699
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Crops Grown:	6424
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

so, like, this server is like, the Greenland of Minecraft servers, ya know? like, totally not for sale, but you can totally join for free and have a blast! our Denmark PM (Player Manager) is like, always repeating that this server is the bomb diggity and you gotta join ASAP!

we got polar bears riding pigs, igloos made out of diamond blocks, and a secret portal to a land of never-ending cake! plus, our community is like, super chill and always down for a good time. so come on over and see why Greenland may not be for sale, but this server is totally worth it!

CraftyFox Network

America, BIAS, blind trust, CraftyFox, Cultures, Cunning, Deception, Evil, fox news, foxes, Journalism, Manipulation, Media, Misinformation, Network, News, Perception, portrayal, Propaganda, skepticism, trusted, untrustworthy

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6943
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got foxes that are more trustworthy than FOX News LOL. these foxes will lead u on epic adventures and help u find hidden treasures in the game. they will also protect u from evil mobs and give u super powers like flying and shooting lasers from ur eyes. join our server and become the ultimate fox warrior, taking down enemies with ur furry friends by ur side. trust me, u won’t regret it!

ADHD Life Expectancy Nerf – Minecraft Server

adhd, ADHD in adults, ADHD in men, ADHD in women, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Diagnosis, expectancy, findings, health, Life, life expectancy, LIFESPAN, Medical research, Men, mental health, Minecraft, nerf, neurotypical, research, researchers, scientific study, Server, study, Women

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6798
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	306	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	439	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

hey u! ya u with the adhd! come join our minecraft server cuz we got the cure for ur shorter life expectancy! our server is so lit that it will make u live longer than a tortoise on steroids! we got potions that will make u focus like never before, u will be building epic structures in no time! plus, we got a secret quest where u gotta find the magical diamond sword of eternal life, once u find it, u will be immortal in the minecraft world! so come join us and say goodbye to ur shorter life expectancy, cuz on our server, u will live foreverrrrrr!

Rise and Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Anon, compassion, Craft, don’t kill yourself, encouragement, good morning, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health support, Mental Wellness, motivation, positive affirmations, positive vibes, positivity, Rise, self love, self-care, Suicide prevention, support system, thanks, uplifting messages

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6152
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecraft addicts! Are you tired of boring, basic servers that make you want to dig straight down to bedrock and never come back up? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our community is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be jelly!

BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, Boundaries, caregiving, childcare, Communication, Emotional support, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, favoritism, health concerns, health issues, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, self-care, sibling relationships, sick baby, surgery, work-life balance

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8249
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Dragon Scales Harvested:	282
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any entitled baby villagers like the ones in this crazy family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, epic builds, and absolutely no sick babies left in your care.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting guilt-tripped into babysitting while dealing with health issues and impending surgery. Instead, you’ll be free to explore, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family drama following you around.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we guarantee that no one will call you selfish or weak-minded for taking care of yourself. Plus, if you ever need help or support, our community is always there to lend a hand – no crickets chirping in sight!

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next build. See you in the game – and leave the sick babies at home!

EqualCraft: Where all jobs pay the same!

career choice, career path, career satisfaction, dream job, equal pay, EqualCraft, fulfillment, Happiness, job equality, job fulfillment, job happiness, job market, Job Opportunities, job passion, job preference, job satisfaction, job security, job selection, Jobs, Passion, Pay, salary equality, work-life balance

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5195
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7319	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you mine pays the same amount of diamonds! That’s right, no more grinding for hours just to get a measly iron ore. Join us and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where being a farmer, a blacksmith, or even a librarian pays just as much as being a diamond miner. You can finally pursue your dream career without worrying about the pay! Want to be a professional sheep shearer? Go for it! Always dreamed of being a fisherman? Now’s your chance!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be rewarded with endless riches and fame throughout the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to become the wealthiest and most famous player in all of Minecraft!

EU Tariff Trumpocalypse

donald trump, economic impact, Economy, EU tariffs, european union, foreign trade, global economy, import/export, international relations, international trade, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade sanctions, trade war, Trumpocalypse, united states

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4592
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

so like, u know how donald trump is all like “tariffs this, tariffs that”? well, on this server, we got no tariffs, just pure minecraft fun! join us and escape the chaos of the real world with our epic builds and crazy adventures. who needs tariffs when u can have creeper explosions and diamond mining, amirite? come join us before donald trump decides to build a wall around our server too! #minecraft4life #notariffsonthisserver

Four Long Toe Horse Land

Animals, equine anatomy, hoofed animals, Horse, horse anatomy, horse anatomy details, horse anatomy facts, horse behavior, horse biology, horse feet, horse hooves, horse legs, horse limbs, horse movement, horse physiology, horse toes, Horses, Land, Legs, Long, mammal anatomy, TOE, Toes, traditional sense

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5929
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Animals Bred:	71

lol come join our epic minecraft server where horses don’t have legs but really long toes instead. it’s like they’re walking on stilts all the time! imagine riding a horse with stilts, it’s like a circus act every time you go for a ride. plus, our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions. but watch out for the evil chickens that guard it, they have laser eyes and will peck you to death if you’re not careful. so come on over and join the fun, just remember to bring your stilts!

BlockyToddlers: Autism Screening & Education

autism, autism awareness, autism evaluation, Autism Spectrum Disorder, behavioral therapy, BlockyToddlers, child development, developmental delays, early diagnosis, education, healthcare disparities, intervention services, milder symptoms, neurodevelopmental disorders, occupational therapy, parental awareness, pediatrician, Screening, screening tool, special education, speech therapy, Standardized autism screening, toddlers

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4014
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30

so, like, imagine you join this cray cray minecraft server, right? like, it’s so lit that it’s like you’re in a whole new world of blocky goodness. we got so many players, it’s like a party up in here 24/7.

but wait, there’s more. our server is so epic that it’s been proven to increase your IQ by like, a million points. yeah, you heard me right. you’ll be building redstone contraptions like a freakin’ genius in no time.

oh, and get this. if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you fly around like a majestic blocky bird. you’ll be soaring through the skies, leaving all the other players in awe of your mad skills.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and become the ultimate minecraft master. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s like a whole new world of blocky goodness just waiting for you to explore.

Players:	101/500	Votes:	6857
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Star Shards Collected:	232	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Void Armor Forged:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	273	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3