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NonsensicalCraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most chaotic and ridiculous adventures in the blocky world! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy, a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs, and a roller coaster made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s perfectly safe…probably). Our community is filled with wacky characters like a talking pig who thinks he’s a wizard and a group of villagers who have formed a boy band called “The Villager Voices.” Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean…if you can survive the sea monsters guarding it! So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Enchantments Applied:	114
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CraftyInventors

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old plugins and mini-games? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before!

Join us for the chance to discover the legendary “Chicken Cannon” – a contraption that launches explosive chickens at unsuspecting players. Trust us, you’ve never experienced chaos like this before!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive “Diamond Unicorn” – a majestic creature that roams the land, leaving a trail of glitter and rainbows in its wake. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Unicorn, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows what other crazy inventions and mythical creatures you’ll encounter along the way!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Crops Grown:	3533	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MissileCraft: Volgograd Boom!

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OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MISSILES AND STUFF! LIKE, WE BLEW UP RUSSIA’S VOLGOGRAD OBLAST BUT OUR ARSENAL IS STILL INTACT! JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CHAOS! BUILD A BUNKER OR SOMETHING, LOL. WHO NEEDS PEACEFUL MINECRAFT SERVERS WHEN U CAN HAVE EXPLOSIONS AND MISSILES, AMIRITE? COME JOIN US AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT, MAYBE WE’LL BLOW UP THE MOON NEXT, HAHAHA. #CRAZY #EXPLOSIONS #MINECRAFTFUN

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Bucketry Minecraft: Where farming, mining, and fishing are enhanced… just like your chances of getting lost in a cave!

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Bucketry Minecraft Server Overview

Java IP	mc.bucketry.net
Bedrock IP	mc.bucketry.net:19132
Discord	Join our Discord

Server FAQ

What can players expect on Bucketry Minecraft?

Players can expect thrilling adventures, progression through ranks, immersive questline, trading features, custom enchantments, specialized activities, kingdom building, hidden treasures, grief prevention, advanced tools, companions, and more.

How can players join the server?

Players can join by connecting to either the Java IP (mc.bucketry.net) or the Bedrock IP (mc.bucketry.net:19132). They can also join the Discord server for community interactions.

Are there custom features on the server?

Yes, the server offers over 200 custom enchantments, special activities like Pyro Fishing, farming, and mining, custom spawners, better structures, CrazyEnvoys, ExcellentCrates, and more.

How can players protect their lands?

Players can use the Grief Prevention system with a custom GUI to protect their lands easily.

What other unique features does the server offer?

The server offers upgradeable hoppers, advanced chests, simple pets with a soul system, temporary flight, chat games, AFK pool, community events like PinataParty, and more.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	117
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Buildings Constructed:	25	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Cock-a-Clock Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can cock a clock! That’s right, we have a special plugin that allows you to turn any clock in the game into a chicken. Imagine the chaos of having a chicken running around your house telling you the time!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing llamas and talking trees. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the llama king in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that shoots fireballs.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our weekly treasure hunts where the prize is a real-life golden apple (Disclaimer: apple may not actually be made of gold). So come join us on our wacky and wild server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	New Chunks Explored:	558714
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Towns Built:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Lord Bao Bao’s Minecraft SMP Kingdom

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join now and bow down to our ruler, Bao Bao, who is not only the king of the heavens above but also the father of all realms below. Rumor has it that if you join this server, you will be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear just by paying tribute to Lord Bao Bao.

But beware, for those who dare to challenge his rule will face the wrath of his mighty thunderstorms and lava floods. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this chaotic world ruled by a divine being.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a loyal subject of Lord Bao Bao, the most powerful ruler in all of Minecraft history!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Divine Spears Created:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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Looking for a Minecraft server where boundaries are respected? Look no further! Our server is so strict on boundaries, we even block players for sending playdate invitations at 7:13am on a weekend morning with zero previous context. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate invasion of boundaries – 100% guaranteed! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join now and see for yourself!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Emeralds Found:	6126	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

PhotobombingGramps

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So, you’re looking for a wild ride in the Minecraft world, huh? Well, look no further than our server! We may not have fancy cars like the Museum Ferrari Maranello, but we do have some epic builds that will blow your mind.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to rude players like a boss. Just like how this player stood up to a French jerk at the museum, you can show off your language skills and sass on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even start a standoff that will go down in Minecraft history.

So, if you’re ready for some drama, some laughs, and some epic Minecraft adventures, join our server now! And remember, on our server, the only fat cows are the ones you can ride into battle. Let the games begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Magic Items Found:	3332
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8649
Ores Mined:	6346	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

DisasterCraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is filled with crazy challenges, like fighting off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot, or trying to survive a creeper explosion while riding a pig.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of fun activities like building giant statues of chickens or having epic dance parties in the Nether. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, join our server today and see just how insane things can get. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	28	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Void Gems Collected:	38

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SkyHighShenanigans

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Have you ever seen someone try to bring a live llama on a plane? Well, on our Minecraft server, we encourage players to bring all kinds of crazy things with them on their virtual adventures! From flying pigs to dancing chickens, the possibilities are endless. Join us for a wild ride that will have you questioning reality and laughing until you cry. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?) So come on down and join us for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you wondering, “What’s the weirdest thing I’ve seen someone bring on this server?”

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Enchantments Applied:	195
Farms Harvested:	566	Potions Brewed:	109
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

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yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates! why should you join, you ask? well let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, Pope Francis himself came to our server and said “this place is lit, fam!” he even said that the Belgian clergy abuse victims deserve more compensation if they join our server. can you believe that? so come on down and join the party, we got diamonds, creepers, and more fun than you can shake a stick at. don’t miss out, join now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Ores Mined:	3892

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

NukeFearNot – Putin’s Survival Server

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so, like, this minecraft server is so lit, like, even putin would be afraid to use nuclear weapons on it cuz he loves his life too much, ya know? like, we got crazy builds and epic battles that will make you pee your pants from excitement. join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft community ever, where even the creepers are scared of us. come on, don’t be a noob, join now and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Ores Mined:	8276	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Snippy Citizens Unleashed: The Modded Whitelist Adventure in 1.18.2!

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Citizen Snips Season 2

Looking for a Minecraft experience that’s got it all? Citizen Snips Season 2 is back, bigger and better than ever. Whether you want to build the ultimate machine, dive deep into ocean mysteries, or hunt down legendary beasts, we’ve got you covered.

Features
Dynamic Trees
Create Steam and Rails + CreateDeco
Atlantis Has Risen
CustomNPCs + Lightman’s Currency Vending Machines
Hunting Lodge Opening Soon

Dungeons have opened, quests are already rolling out, and the world is expanding every day. Want to join? Message for Discord details.

Ready to embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Reach out for your exclusive invite and dive into the chaos that is Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2. Adventure, discovery, and epic battles await—are you up for the challenge?

FAQ

Q: How do I join Citizen Snips Season 2?

A: To join Citizen Snips Season 2, reach out for an exclusive invite and Discord details.

Q: What are some of the key features of the server?

A: Some key features include Dynamic Trees, Create Steam and Rails, Atlantis Has Risen, CustomNPCs, and the upcoming Hunting Lodge.

Q: Are there quests and dungeons in the server?

A: Yes, dungeons have opened and quests are already rolling out in the expanding world of Citizen Snips Season 2.

Q: What can I expect in the Hunting Lodge?

A: The Hunting Lodge will feature battles against monstrous creatures known as Kaiju, testing your strength and skills in an all-out battle for survival.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Draw Thread Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the Draw ThreadDouble Up Edition – where instead of crafting tools, you’ll be crafting masterpieces with your mouse and keyboard!

Join us on this wacky server where instead of fighting mobs, you’ll be fighting for the title of the best artist in the land! Show off your pixelated Picasso skills and create the most epic drawings to impress your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous Enderman who loves to photobomb your drawings. Will you be able to outsmart this sneaky creature and claim the title of the ultimate artist?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your creativity run wild in ways you never thought possible! Who knew that Minecraft could be so artsy and fartsy at the same time?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	492	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

The Well? Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the land of chaos and craziness! This Minecraft SMP is like no other, where the only rule is to have fun and cause as much mayhem as possible. Join us if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with explosive pranks, ridiculous builds, and unexpected twists at every turn.

Why should you join?

1. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server with their impeccable llama logic. You never know what they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be hilarious.

2. Our custom mobs are something out of a nightmare (or a comedy show). From dancing creepers to singing skeletons, you’ll never know what to expect when you’re out exploring.

3. The admin team is made up of mischievous wizards who love to mess with players in the most absurd ways possible. Get ready for random teleportation, upside-down houses, and flying pigs galore.

4. Our community is a mix of comedians, pranksters, and overall chaos enthusiasts. You’ll never have a dull moment with this group of players, whether you’re building together or trying to survive their outrageous shenanigans.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embrace the madness. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this world, anything can happen (and probably will).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Zombie Dances:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0