Anarchy without rules, big online, best clone 2b2t
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3737 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 12 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.
Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 11 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 44 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 116 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 19 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 28 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! A trap door opens beneath you and you fall into a pit of lava. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! We promise you’ll be laughing as you watch your friends get pranked left and right.
And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground maze filled with twists, turns, and deadly creatures. Only the bravest players will make it out alive, but hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of ambush traps and outrageous adventures. Just remember to watch your back at all times – you never know what crazy surprises await you around the corner!
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
But wait, there’s more! In this crazy world, you’ll have to buy special items to encode over 4k60 because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously complicated?
Join us for insane adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 22 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?
So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Server with anarchy and future survival with custom items!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 28 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
But that’s not all – we’ve also got a Snootboorus for all your art needs (just no GVH allowed, sorry not sorry) and a Snoot fic spreadsheet that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. And don’t forget about our Snoot AI Chatbots, because who wouldn’t want to chat with a virtual caveman?
So come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those exploding sheep – they’re a real blast!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Join us for epic adventures where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing non-stop. And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts – rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of derpiness is hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether.
So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows, you might even run into Tulio himself sporting his fabulous $5 wig!
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
