6 Years of Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

The Studio

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5651
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3665	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4920
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	36	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2228
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Animals Bred:	176
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Emeralds Found:	6828
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2435
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Dragons Tamed:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	283
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4435
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Magic Crystals Found:	25

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7986
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Meteorites Collected:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Star Shards Collected:	261	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Mines Excavated:	4965

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1211
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Buildings Constructed:	41
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4631
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Falling into the Void:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2694
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Divine Spears Created:	20
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2340
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Falling into the Void:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Mines Excavated:	3442

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6648
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	404	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	390
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5966
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Crops Grown:	6152	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7855
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Villages Defended:	11
Secret Passages Found:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9222
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	9639
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Magic Items Found:	4813	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

CreeperSquadCraft

amicable breakup, Blocking, brothers girlfriend, CreeperSquadCraft, ex boyfriend, family, family vacation plans, free stay, friend’s family vacation, Harassment, Interference, misunderstandings, nasty messages, punishment, relationship, RESERVATION, Ruining, ski trip, social media, upsetting situation., vacation property

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	698
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Void Gems Collected:	18
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than dealing with your ex’s crazy girlfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no toxic relationships.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. No need to worry about getting bombarded with nasty messages from someone’s jealous girlfriend here. We’re all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs exes and their crazy significant others when you can be crafting epic builds and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies? See you in the game!

Players:	98/700	Votes:	611
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4