5YearPlan Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GlobeTrotter in Minecraft SMP

Adventure, bucket list, culture, Dream destination, dream vacation, Explore, future trips, globetrotter, international travel, long term travel, Minecraft, SightSeeing, smp, tourism, travel, travel aspirations, travel dreams, travel goals, travel plans, vacation, Wanderlust

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9590
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! Like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we ride llamas into battle against evil mobs. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza! Like, who wouldn’t want to be part of that?!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns and flying pigs. And every Sunday, we have a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a pet dragon! I know, it’s insane, right?!

So if you want to join the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP ever, just comment below with your IGN and why you think you deserve to be part of our wacky adventures. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #BestSMPever #MinecraftMadness #LlamasForLife 🦙🍕🐉

TrailerTrashCraft

bad trailer, Cinema, Entertainment, film, film industry, Good movie, Hidden Gem, Hollywood, misleading marketing, misleading trailer, Movie, movie marketing, movie recommendation, movie review, Movie Trailer, Trailer, trailer fail, TrailerTrashCraft, Underrated, underrated movie

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6104
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Void Gems Collected:	19	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise epic adventures but deliver snooze-fest gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie with a terrible trailer – it may not look like much at first, but once you join, you’ll be hooked for hours!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about exploring a hidden underground city filled with treasure chests that contain nothing but stacks of dirt? Trust us, it’s more thrilling than any movie you’ve ever seen!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in our legendary annual llama race, where the winner gets a crown made entirely out of enchanted golden carrots. And rumor has it that somewhere on the server, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. Yes, you read that right – CHEESE!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you stumble upon one of our TNT traps)!

LogCraft: Role Access Fun

Access, access control, access control rules, access management, access rules, business process logs, cybersecurity, Data Protection, framework, Fun, Information Security, log analysis, logcraft, RBAC, Resource Management, Role, role-based access control, security analysis, security framework, security implementation, Security Research, system resources, system security

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4764
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	377
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Secret Passages Found:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Divine Spears Created:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Towns Built:	1

so, liek, this server is, liek, totally amazeballs cuz, liek, we have this, liek, super cool thing where we, liek, analyze logs and stuff to make sure no sneaky peeps are tryna mess with our system, ya know? we got this, liek, super tight security that will blow ur mind, bro. join us and be part of the most epic quest for keeping our server safe from all the bad guys out there. trust us, u won’t regret it, dude!

Ontos RPG

airships, ancient bloodlines, architectural styles, character-driven plot arcs, divine secrets, dragon riders, Industrial Revolution, magic artifacts, mystical ruins, Mythology, noble houses, Ontos, Player actions, political intrigue, Roleplay, RPG, server lore, Steampunk, supernatural mystery, Technology, Victorian, worldbuilding opportunities

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7770
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Divine Spears Created:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

Ontos RPG Minecraft Server Overview

Step into 1830s Ontara, where steam-powered airships soar past ancient temples and the echoes of fallen gods still whisper through reality. Ontos RPG launches April 2025, seeking passionate storytellers to bring this rich world to life.

A World on the Cusp of Change

In New Valvalia’s smoke-filled streets, noble houses wield both ancient bloodlines and cutting-edge technology. Pyrathos’s marble temples hide divine secrets beneath classical facades. The dragon riders of Valemont patrol mountain peaks, while Yingari’s mystics blend tradition with innovation.

We’re Seeking:

Roleplayers	Create complex characters, navigate political intrigue, uncover ancient mysteries, shape the narrative
Builders	Design cityscapes, craft temples and ruins, create steampunk innovations and artifacts

What Makes Ontos Unique:

Deep lore blending mythology with industrial revolution
Four distinct nations with unique cultures
Dynamic story events influenced by player actions
Mix of political intrigue, supernatural mystery, and personal drama

Ontos RPG Minecraft Server FAQ

Requirements

18+ age requirement (strictly enforced)

Experience with roleplay fundamentals

Commitment to regular participation

Respect for fellow players and server lore

Working microphone for voice events

Builders Must Also:

Provide a portfolio of previous work

Demonstrate versatility across architectural styles

Commit to server’s aesthetic guidelines

How to Join?

Ready to shape the future of Ontara? Join the server here.

Lunch Pack City 1.20.5

1.20.5, bring lunch, brown bag lunch, city, Healthy Eating, homemade lunch, lunch, lunch at work, lunch for work, lunch habits, Lunch ideas, lunch preparation, lunch routine, LUNCHBOX, lunchtime, lunchtime at work, lunchtime strategies, meal prep, office lunch, Pack, pack a good lunch, packed lunch, work lunch, workday meals

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7670
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Yo, listen up fam! This Minecraft server is lit AF, like hotter than a creeper explosion! Join this server if you wanna flex your building skills and show off your epic creations to all the other players. Plus, the community here is tighter than a pig in a minecart, so you’ll never feel lonely while mining for diamonds. And let me tell you, the events on this server are crazier than a chicken riding a zombie pigman! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

RaceBaiter69

aita, Black, Communication, cultural sensitivity, curly hair, Friend, friendship, Honesty, hot climate, misunderstanding, new city, Race, RaceBaiter69, social dynamics, sun tan, swimming, Tanned, Walking, White, work

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9740
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be whoever you want to be, even if it’s by accident! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time when a player accidentally made friends with someone who thought they were a different race.

On our server, you can tan as much as you want without judgment, and maybe even trick a few friends into thinking you’re a completely different person. Who knows, you might even spark a heated debate about race and friendship, just like in the real world!

So come on over and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about friendship and tanning. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even accidentally befriending someone of a different race!

SkitCraft: SNL LOLz

best skits, classic, comedic genius, comedy, Comedy gold, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, iconic, Laughter, Legendary, lolz, memorable, must watch, Popular, saturday night live, sketch comedy, SkitCraft, snl, top skits, tv show

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2701
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further, because our server is the SNL of Minecraft! Join us for outrageous comedy skits, hilarious pranks, and non-stop laughter. Our players are so funny, they once built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs! And don’t even get us started on the time someone dressed up as a creeper and scared the entire server. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft experience anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to laugh your blocks off!

CraftyCommies – Build, Fight, Laugh!

Asia, BUILD, Business, Chinese, CraftyCommies, Fall, Fight, finance, global economy, Hong Kong, international relations, Investment, LAUGH, market news, market volatility, military company, sanctions, shares, stock market, stock price, Technology, Tencent, Trading, U.S

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2743
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Animals Bred:	42	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Potions Brewed:	142	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

so, like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join, bro. like, tencent shares are falling in hong kong, but who cares about that when you can join our server and have a blast?

we got creepers that explode confetti, and endermen that wear top hats. it’s like a party in the minecraft world, man. plus, we have this epic story where the players have to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. yeah, you heard me right, a chicken boss with laser eyes.

and get this, if you join our server, you get a free pet panda that can do backflips. i mean, who wouldn’t want a panda that can do backflips, am i right? so, forget about tencent and their falling shares, come join our minecraft server and have the time of your life.

Glove Compartment Adventures

#Automotive, accessories, Adventures, automobile, CAR, compartment, compartments, convenience, Driving, glove, glove compartment, gloves, habits, naming conventions, Nostalgia, organization, Outdated, Practicality, Storage, tradition, vehicle maintenance

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7729
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	3119	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	7144
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

ok so like, u know how some people still call the thing in their car the glove compartment even tho nobody actually puts gloves in there anymore? well, our minecraft server is just like that – a classic name for a totally wild and crazy place!

join our server for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese! we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with friendly zombies and play pranks on unsuspecting creepers.

plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary minecraft player who once built a castle out of cake and defended it from an army of evil villagers. if you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of him floating around and causing mischief.

so come on down to our totally not-glove-compartment minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs gloves when you can have this much fun?

The Forest’s Edge 1.20.5

1.20.5, da wose, edge, Forests, Frontpage, long tail tag

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5706
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Buildings Constructed:	24	Dimension Hops:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Mines Excavated:	2450	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Yo, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, because we got the wose on the frontpage, man! And not just any wose, but the most epic, legendary wose you’ve ever seen in your life! It’s like a wose party up in here, and you don’t wanna miss out on all the wose-tastic fun, am I right? So come on, join us and experience the wose madness for yourself! Wose wose wose, let’s go crazy with the wose!

GradeSkipper Minecraft Server

GradeSkipper, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	150
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the youngest players are considered gifted! Join us and skip ahead two grades in the game because you already have the knowledge for it.

Just like the dilemma of this player’s 10-year-old son, we believe in advancing our players to the next level of gameplay. But be warned, skipping grades may lead to feelings of inadequacy for your older Minecraft siblings.

Join us and experience the drama of family dynamics, school pressure, and the ultimate decision of whether or not to let your Minecraft character skip grades. Will you be the hero who advances to the next level, or will you face the consequences of holding yourself back?

Come join our server and see if you’re the AITA for not letting your Minecraft character skip grades!

DD-Free NYE Fun!

alcohol, d&d, DDFree, designated driver, family, Fun, new year’s eve, Nye, Party, perspective, PRESSURE, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1099
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Towns Built:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be treated like the designated driver every New Year’s Eve? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being the responsible one again!

We promise a party atmosphere where you can drink as much virtual ale as you want without being guilt-tripped into being the DD. Our players are always up for a good time and won’t pressure you into being the sober one just because you can handle your virtual liquor.

Say goodbye to being called selfish for wanting to enjoy yourself and hello to a world where you can build, mine, and battle without being the family chauffeur. Join us and let loose like never before! Plus, we have virtual Ubers for safe transportation home, so you can party worry-free all night long. So come on, join us and leave the drama at the door!

DepressoCraft: It’s Not Just a Block Party

anxiety, BLOCK, coping mechanisms, depression, DepressoCraft, emotional pain, Invisible illness, ISOLATION, medication, mental health, mental illness, mindfulness, misunderstood, Party, seeking help, self esteem, self harm, self-care, silent struggle, stigma, suicidal thoughts, support system, Therapy

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3772
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Emeralds Found:	6595	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, feeling as lonely as a creeper in the sunlight? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft server is here to cure your virtual blues! Join us and experience the joy of building pixelated masterpieces with a community of players who understand the struggles of depression.

On our server, we have a special therapy session every Monday where we gather around a campfire and share our deepest mining woes. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll probably accidentally set someone’s wooden house on fire, but hey, that’s all part of the healing process, right?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Hug a Zombie” event every Friday, where we dress up as zombies and chase each other around the map, spreading joy and infectious laughter. And if you’re feeling extra down, just hop on our roller coaster ride made entirely of TNT blocks for a explosive pick-me-up!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s dig our way out of depression together, one block at a time!

BlockyBankBoi4Prez

Bank of Canada, Bank of England, BlockyBankBoi4Prez, Canadian politics, Central Banker, economic policy, Economic Stewardship, Financial Expert, fiscal responsibility, Former Governor, government leadership, international experience, justin trudeau, leadership role, Mark Carney, monetary policy, political ambitions, political career, Potential Candidate, Potential Prime Minister, Running for Office

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1370
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Towns Built:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

so like, imagine if mark carney, the dude who was in charge of all the money stuff in canada and england, was like “yo, i’m gonna run for prime minister of canada after trudeau.” that would be so wild, right? like, can you imagine a world where the guy who was all about banks and stuff is now in charge of the whole country? that’s some next level craziness.

but hey, speaking of crazy things, have you heard about this minecraft server? it’s like, the most insane place to play minecraft ever. there are giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and you can ride on unicorns that fart rainbows. not even kidding, it’s the most ridiculous and hilarious server you’ll ever find.

and get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking potato. yeah, you read that right. a talking potato who wears a top hat and monocle. he’s always cracking jokes and making everyone laugh. it’s like being in a comedy show while playing minecraft.

so if you want to experience the most absurd and entertaining minecraft server out there, come join us. who knows, maybe mark carney will even make a surprise appearance and start building a bank in the game. anything is possible in this wacky world we live in.

Territories SMP

Active, application, creativity, Engineer, Events, Factions, games, inspiration, Kingdom, Minecraft, Points, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Safe Area, Server, smp, Social, Territories, TOWN, Videos, War

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	442
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Server Overview
Hi there! After hosting several SMP’s over the past few years, I am making an attempt to do a sort of passion project. The server has a few mods but notably the faction mod, which allows for you to claim land as a sort of “safe area” for yourself and others. Factions additionally have “points” which can be increased by completing quests, events, among other things. The team with the most points by server’s end will be the winner. We are looking for players who want to be active, social, and express themselves. Build a kingdom for your team and go to war against others, make a fun little town with a ton of games for all to enjoy, show that you are the greatest engineer with redstone. All are welcome.
Please do note that PVP will be enabled, however you don’t have to be the best PVPer to be added. Creativity, passion, and inspiration is more of a priority as long as you are willing to accept that pvp will occur. Making videos also isn’t a requirement but feel free to do so.
If this kind of server interests you at all the application is linked below for you to fill out. The server is likely to start in as soon as a few days, to at max a week or two. Hope to see you there!

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Will there be quests on the server?	A: Yes, there will be quests that players can complete to earn points for their factions.
Q: Is PVP mandatory on the server?	A: PVP will be enabled on the server, but it is not mandatory. Players can choose to participate or not.
Q: Can I make videos on the server?	A: Making videos is not a requirement, but players are welcome to do so if they wish.
Q: How do I apply to join the server?	A: You can fill out the application linked in the server overview above.
Q: When will the server start?	A: The server is likely to start in as soon as a few days, to at max a week or two.

Players:	92/300	Votes:	3278
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6267	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6