5YearPlan Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

KidneyCraft: No Donations, Just Blocks!

blocks, caregiving, Chronic illness, dialysis, Donations, emotional impact, emotional reasoning, ethical dilemmas, family dynamics, family history, family loyalty, family relationships, family responsibility, Family Support, kidney donation, KidneyCraft, Long Term Care, medical risks, organ donation, organ transplant, personal boundaries, Type 1 diabetes

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8317
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	918773	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	396	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Ores Mined:	1066	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a kidney-rattling good time! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget all about your uncle Kaz and his kidney drama.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild tale. Once upon a time, a player donated their kidney in-game and suddenly became the most powerful player on the server. Rumor has it, their kidney had magical powers that boosted their gaming skills to epic levels. Who needs a kidney IRL when you can have a virtual one that gives you superhuman abilities in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, we have a secret quest where you can find Uncle Kaz’s lost kidney and use it to unlock hidden treasures. Imagine the bragging rights of being the one to find and return Uncle Kaz’s kidney in the virtual world. It’s a kidney quest like no other!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the kidney adventures begin! Who needs real-life drama when you can have kidney quests and magical powers in the virtual world? Let’s kidney up and game on! 🎮🤣

GlobeTrotter in Minecraft SMP

Adventure, bucket list, culture, Dream destination, dream vacation, Explore, future trips, globetrotter, international travel, long term travel, Minecraft, SightSeeing, smp, tourism, travel, travel aspirations, travel dreams, travel goals, travel plans, vacation, Wanderlust

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4641
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! Like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we ride llamas into battle against evil mobs. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza! Like, who wouldn’t want to be part of that?!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns and flying pigs. And every Sunday, we have a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a pet dragon! I know, it’s insane, right?!

So if you want to join the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP ever, just comment below with your IGN and why you think you deserve to be part of our wacky adventures. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #BestSMPever #MinecraftMadness #LlamasForLife 🦙🍕🐉

TrailerTrashCraft

bad trailer, Cinema, Entertainment, film, film industry, Good movie, Hidden Gem, Hollywood, misleading marketing, misleading trailer, Movie, movie marketing, movie recommendation, movie review, Movie Trailer, Trailer, trailer fail, TrailerTrashCraft, Underrated, underrated movie

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1489
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise epic adventures but deliver snooze-fest gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie with a terrible trailer – it may not look like much at first, but once you join, you’ll be hooked for hours!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about exploring a hidden underground city filled with treasure chests that contain nothing but stacks of dirt? Trust us, it’s more thrilling than any movie you’ve ever seen!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in our legendary annual llama race, where the winner gets a crown made entirely out of enchanted golden carrots. And rumor has it that somewhere on the server, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. Yes, you read that right – CHEESE!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you stumble upon one of our TNT traps)!

LogCraft: Role Access Fun

Access, access control, access control rules, access management, access rules, business process logs, cybersecurity, Data Protection, framework, Fun, Information Security, log analysis, logcraft, RBAC, Resource Management, Role, role-based access control, security analysis, security framework, security implementation, Security Research, system resources, system security

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	464
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	255
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

so, liek, this server is, liek, totally amazeballs cuz, liek, we have this, liek, super cool thing where we, liek, analyze logs and stuff to make sure no sneaky peeps are tryna mess with our system, ya know? we got this, liek, super tight security that will blow ur mind, bro. join us and be part of the most epic quest for keeping our server safe from all the bad guys out there. trust us, u won’t regret it, dude!

Ontos RPG

airships, ancient bloodlines, architectural styles, character-driven plot arcs, divine secrets, dragon riders, Industrial Revolution, magic artifacts, mystical ruins, Mythology, noble houses, Ontos, Player actions, political intrigue, Roleplay, RPG, server lore, Steampunk, supernatural mystery, Technology, Victorian, worldbuilding opportunities

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6287
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	871146	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Ontos RPG Minecraft Server Overview

Step into 1830s Ontara, where steam-powered airships soar past ancient temples and the echoes of fallen gods still whisper through reality. Ontos RPG launches April 2025, seeking passionate storytellers to bring this rich world to life.

A World on the Cusp of Change

In New Valvalia’s smoke-filled streets, noble houses wield both ancient bloodlines and cutting-edge technology. Pyrathos’s marble temples hide divine secrets beneath classical facades. The dragon riders of Valemont patrol mountain peaks, while Yingari’s mystics blend tradition with innovation.

We’re Seeking:

Roleplayers	Create complex characters, navigate political intrigue, uncover ancient mysteries, shape the narrative
Builders	Design cityscapes, craft temples and ruins, create steampunk innovations and artifacts

What Makes Ontos Unique:

Deep lore blending mythology with industrial revolution
Four distinct nations with unique cultures
Dynamic story events influenced by player actions
Mix of political intrigue, supernatural mystery, and personal drama

Ontos RPG Minecraft Server FAQ

Requirements

18+ age requirement (strictly enforced)

Experience with roleplay fundamentals

Commitment to regular participation

Respect for fellow players and server lore

Working microphone for voice events

Builders Must Also:

Provide a portfolio of previous work

Demonstrate versatility across architectural styles

Commit to server’s aesthetic guidelines

How to Join?

Ready to shape the future of Ontara? Join the server here.

Lunch Pack City 1.20.5

1.20.5, bring lunch, brown bag lunch, city, Healthy Eating, homemade lunch, lunch, lunch at work, lunch for work, lunch habits, Lunch ideas, lunch preparation, lunch routine, LUNCHBOX, lunchtime, lunchtime at work, lunchtime strategies, meal prep, office lunch, Pack, pack a good lunch, packed lunch, work lunch, workday meals

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3679
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Buildings Constructed:	27	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Yo, listen up fam! This Minecraft server is lit AF, like hotter than a creeper explosion! Join this server if you wanna flex your building skills and show off your epic creations to all the other players. Plus, the community here is tighter than a pig in a minecart, so you’ll never feel lonely while mining for diamonds. And let me tell you, the events on this server are crazier than a chicken riding a zombie pigman! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

RaceBaiter69

aita, Black, Communication, cultural sensitivity, curly hair, Friend, friendship, Honesty, hot climate, misunderstanding, new city, Race, RaceBaiter69, social dynamics, sun tan, swimming, Tanned, Walking, White, work

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	294
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be whoever you want to be, even if it’s by accident! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time when a player accidentally made friends with someone who thought they were a different race.

On our server, you can tan as much as you want without judgment, and maybe even trick a few friends into thinking you’re a completely different person. Who knows, you might even spark a heated debate about race and friendship, just like in the real world!

So come on over and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about friendship and tanning. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even accidentally befriending someone of a different race!

SkitCraft: SNL LOLz

best skits, classic, comedic genius, comedy, Comedy gold, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, iconic, Laughter, Legendary, lolz, memorable, must watch, Popular, saturday night live, sketch comedy, SkitCraft, snl, top skits, tv show

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8937
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Enchantments Applied:	246	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Farms Harvested:	496	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further, because our server is the SNL of Minecraft! Join us for outrageous comedy skits, hilarious pranks, and non-stop laughter. Our players are so funny, they once built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs! And don’t even get us started on the time someone dressed up as a creeper and scared the entire server. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft experience anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to laugh your blocks off!

CraftyCommies – Build, Fight, Laugh!

Asia, BUILD, Business, Chinese, CraftyCommies, Fall, Fight, finance, global economy, Hong Kong, international relations, Investment, LAUGH, market news, market volatility, military company, sanctions, shares, stock market, stock price, Technology, Tencent, Trading, U.S

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2770
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	480
Chimeras Created:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

so, like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join, bro. like, tencent shares are falling in hong kong, but who cares about that when you can join our server and have a blast?

we got creepers that explode confetti, and endermen that wear top hats. it’s like a party in the minecraft world, man. plus, we have this epic story where the players have to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. yeah, you heard me right, a chicken boss with laser eyes.

and get this, if you join our server, you get a free pet panda that can do backflips. i mean, who wouldn’t want a panda that can do backflips, am i right? so, forget about tencent and their falling shares, come join our minecraft server and have the time of your life.

Glove Compartment Adventures

#Automotive, accessories, Adventures, automobile, CAR, compartment, compartments, convenience, Driving, glove, glove compartment, gloves, habits, naming conventions, Nostalgia, organization, Outdated, Practicality, Storage, tradition, vehicle maintenance

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7818
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Animals Bred:	147	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1563

ok so like, u know how some people still call the thing in their car the glove compartment even tho nobody actually puts gloves in there anymore? well, our minecraft server is just like that – a classic name for a totally wild and crazy place!

join our server for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese! we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with friendly zombies and play pranks on unsuspecting creepers.

plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary minecraft player who once built a castle out of cake and defended it from an army of evil villagers. if you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of him floating around and causing mischief.

so come on down to our totally not-glove-compartment minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs gloves when you can have this much fun?

The Forest’s Edge 1.20.5

1.20.5, da wose, edge, Forests, Frontpage, long tail tag

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6170
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	253	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Void Gems Collected:	26
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Runes Activated:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Farms Harvested:	865
Players Killed by Monsters:	8246	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Yo, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, because we got the wose on the frontpage, man! And not just any wose, but the most epic, legendary wose you’ve ever seen in your life! It’s like a wose party up in here, and you don’t wanna miss out on all the wose-tastic fun, am I right? So come on, join us and experience the wose madness for yourself! Wose wose wose, let’s go crazy with the wose!

GradeSkipper Minecraft Server

GradeSkipper, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	289
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7467
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	326	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the youngest players are considered gifted! Join us and skip ahead two grades in the game because you already have the knowledge for it.

Just like the dilemma of this player’s 10-year-old son, we believe in advancing our players to the next level of gameplay. But be warned, skipping grades may lead to feelings of inadequacy for your older Minecraft siblings.

Join us and experience the drama of family dynamics, school pressure, and the ultimate decision of whether or not to let your Minecraft character skip grades. Will you be the hero who advances to the next level, or will you face the consequences of holding yourself back?

Come join our server and see if you’re the AITA for not letting your Minecraft character skip grades!

DD-Free NYE Fun!

alcohol, d&d, DDFree, designated driver, family, Fun, new year’s eve, Nye, Party, perspective, PRESSURE, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7363
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dimension Hops:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be treated like the designated driver every New Year’s Eve? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being the responsible one again!

We promise a party atmosphere where you can drink as much virtual ale as you want without being guilt-tripped into being the DD. Our players are always up for a good time and won’t pressure you into being the sober one just because you can handle your virtual liquor.

Say goodbye to being called selfish for wanting to enjoy yourself and hello to a world where you can build, mine, and battle without being the family chauffeur. Join us and let loose like never before! Plus, we have virtual Ubers for safe transportation home, so you can party worry-free all night long. So come on, join us and leave the drama at the door!

DepressoCraft: It’s Not Just a Block Party

anxiety, BLOCK, coping mechanisms, depression, DepressoCraft, emotional pain, Invisible illness, ISOLATION, medication, mental health, mental illness, mindfulness, misunderstood, Party, seeking help, self esteem, self harm, self-care, silent struggle, stigma, suicidal thoughts, support system, Therapy

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6641
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6362	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, feeling as lonely as a creeper in the sunlight? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft server is here to cure your virtual blues! Join us and experience the joy of building pixelated masterpieces with a community of players who understand the struggles of depression.

On our server, we have a special therapy session every Monday where we gather around a campfire and share our deepest mining woes. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll probably accidentally set someone’s wooden house on fire, but hey, that’s all part of the healing process, right?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Hug a Zombie” event every Friday, where we dress up as zombies and chase each other around the map, spreading joy and infectious laughter. And if you’re feeling extra down, just hop on our roller coaster ride made entirely of TNT blocks for a explosive pick-me-up!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s dig our way out of depression together, one block at a time!

BlockyBankBoi4Prez

Bank of Canada, Bank of England, BlockyBankBoi4Prez, Canadian politics, Central Banker, economic policy, Economic Stewardship, Financial Expert, fiscal responsibility, Former Governor, government leadership, international experience, justin trudeau, leadership role, Mark Carney, monetary policy, political ambitions, political career, Potential Candidate, Potential Prime Minister, Running for Office

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2951
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

so like, imagine if mark carney, the dude who was in charge of all the money stuff in canada and england, was like “yo, i’m gonna run for prime minister of canada after trudeau.” that would be so wild, right? like, can you imagine a world where the guy who was all about banks and stuff is now in charge of the whole country? that’s some next level craziness.

but hey, speaking of crazy things, have you heard about this minecraft server? it’s like, the most insane place to play minecraft ever. there are giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and you can ride on unicorns that fart rainbows. not even kidding, it’s the most ridiculous and hilarious server you’ll ever find.

and get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking potato. yeah, you read that right. a talking potato who wears a top hat and monocle. he’s always cracking jokes and making everyone laugh. it’s like being in a comedy show while playing minecraft.

so if you want to experience the most absurd and entertaining minecraft server out there, come join us. who knows, maybe mark carney will even make a surprise appearance and start building a bank in the game. anything is possible in this wacky world we live in.

Players:	99/200	Votes:	8595
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1