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Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 1380 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 130 |
we got dragons flying around, unicorns pooping rainbows, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. u can build a house out of diamonds, ride a llama into battle, and even have a pet zombie named Bob who tells dad jokes.
but wait, there’s more! we have secret portals that take u to alternate universes where pigs can fly and cows can do the moonwalk. u can battle evil witches, team up with friendly aliens, and even challenge the ender dragon to a dance-off.
so come join us on dis wild ride from one-dimensional to five-dimensional, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). let’s get this party started, y’all!