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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 100/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 388 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
Void Gems Collected: 22 Volcanoes Explored: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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