4ChanCraft Minecraft Server

4chan, 4chanCraft, ANONYMOUS, Digital culture, Forums, humor, imageboard, internet culture, internet humor, internet memes, internet phenomena, internet slang, meme, Meme culture, memes, message boards, Minecraft, Online Community, online forums, Server, social media, trolling, viral

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mysteries of 4chan are unraveled! Join us as we explore the depths of the internet’s most confusing questions, like why it’s called 4chan when there’s clearly more than 4 channels.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll encounter wild adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers, building giant statues of Nicolas Cage, and hunting for the elusive diamond-encrusted meme sword.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary secret channel that holds the key to unlocking the ultimate power of memes in Minecraft. So come join us and see why this server is the dankest place to be in the world of blocks and pixels!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ores Mined:	7729	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Settle4Blocks

advice, body image, Communication, compatibility, Confidence, DATING, friendship, Happiness, interests, judgment, perspective, relationships, San Diego, self improvement, Settle4Blocks, Settling, Shallow, societal standards, Standards, Support, weight

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to find your perfect match like Banana Man did at Starbucks! Our server is filled with wholesome and nerdy players who love cooking, reading, and playing video games just like you. Who needs Tinder when you can find love in the world of Minecraft?

Banana Man thought he found his soulmate on our server, but ended up ghosting her because she was a “6-7” in his eyes. Don’t be like Banana Man, give everyone a chance to show their true potential, even if they’re 140lbs. Love knows no weight limit on our server!

So come join us and maybe you’ll find your player two, or at least a good friend to build pixelated castles with. Don’t let superficial standards get in the way of true happiness in the world of Minecraft. See you on the server, where love is just a /tp away!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Love Letters Sent:	6	Dimension Hops:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

IgnorantNoobsMinecraftSMP

bewildering concepts, bewildering truths, cognitive dissonance, Common Knowledge, confusion, enigmatic knowledge, ignorance, IgnorantNoobsMinecraftSMP, lack of understanding, misconceptions, Misinformation, mysterious beliefs, perplexing concepts, perplexing truths, perplexity, puzzling facts, puzzling ideas, societal beliefs, surprising facts, surprising misunderstandings, unexpected knowledge

Have you ever wondered what it feels like to ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a pineapple? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place where all your wildest dreams come true! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and the chance to build a house out of nothing but TNT (because who needs boring old blocks anyway?). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the villagers)!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

MondayCraft: The Ultimate Blocky Escape

alarm clock woes, back to reality, blocky, coffee needed, DREAD, early mornings, Escape, long day ahead, Monday blues, Monday dread, Monday struggles, MondayCraft, need more sleep, not ready for Monday, sleepy, start of the week, stressful week ahead, tired, Ultimate, unmotivated, weekend over, wish it was Friday, workweek.

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your Monday morning look like a walk in the park.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs shooting lasers out of their eyes. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think).

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a giant chicken with a taste for diamonds. Can you outsmart the chicken and claim the loot for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Just make sure to hold on tight and pray that it doesn’t explode mid-ride.

So why waste your time on a boring Monday morning when you could be experiencing the insanity of our Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for a wild ride like no other!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

NukeCraft: Russia vs Ukraine

Attack, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, international relations, Military, nuclear plants, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Politics, russia, SECURITY, Tension, threat, Ukraine, UN, united nations, War, Zelensky

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos of the real world! we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from russia and their nuclear plants! zelensky himself will be there to protect you and lead you to victory against the evil forces! build your own nuclear plant to fight back and save ukraine! join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of borscht and vodka! let’s show russia who’s boss in this epic minecraft battle! #ukraine #russia #minecraft #nuclearwar

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Potions Brewed:	20
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Rural VS Urban: Life Gap

disparities, divide, gap, health quality, healthcare access, less healthy, Life, life expectancy, mens health, public health, retirement age, Rural, rural communities, rural health, rural men, rural-urban differences, shorter lives, social determinants, Urban, urban health, urban lifestyle, urban men, urban-rural gap, widening gap

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a growing divide like u never seen before. rural dudes be livin shorter, less healthy lives than them city slickers. it’s like a battle of the ages, but in minecraft form. u gotta choose ur side and fight for ur life, literally.

the urban-rural gap in life expectancy be widin over two decades, like dang. u gotta come join us and be part of the madness. who knows, maybe u can change the tide and make rural dudes live longer and healthier lives. or maybe u just wanna wreak havoc and cause chaos. either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

so come on, join us on this insane minecraft server and let’s see who comes out on top in this epic battle of rural vs urban. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Divine Spears Created:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Reunion SMP: Where the only thing resetting is your sleep schedule! 1.21.X Vanilla fun

1.21.X, Anti Pay-to-Win, auction house, claim system, Community, Cosmetics, diamonds, Discord, Fun, Graves, market, Minecraft, pay to win, Player Economy, Ranks, Resetting, reunion, Schedule, Server, Sleep, smp, Spawn, Vanilla, vanilla tweaks, voice chat, Webstore

Minecraft Server: ReunionSMP

IP	reunionsmp.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/8NXMEZbFFc

Origins: This server is sequel to Union SMP after it was shut down by the owner while it still had an active community. It happened to be shut down right before the very anticipated server update to 1.20 leading to the creation of this server. Union SMP was notable due to it being promoted in a Youtuber named Salc1’s video where he tried to ask for OP on Minecraft servers.

Features:

Community Decided Features
Simple Voice Chat Proximity Chat
A Robust Claim System
Homes
Paid Cosmetics
Graves
Discord Connectivity
Some Vanilla Tweaks
A Player Economy

Market: The only item that you can sell to the server are diamonds which sell for $100 each. There is a market at spawn where players can create shops and sell items to other players using this money. We also have an auction house for one time sales.

Ranks: We have a few ranks on the server that help pay for server costs. They only provide cosmetic benefits as we are Anti Pay-to-Win. More info can be found at our webstore or by doing /ranks on the server.

Roles:

Owner – Go_ing

Admin – Splooshium

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8534	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Blocky Ink – Minecraft Server

base, blocky, booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, collectables, coop, database, Drizzle Season, Gear, ink, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, Minecraft, Nintendo, Official, patch notes, Pool code, Seed Checker, Server, splatoon, Version 9.1.0, weapons, Wiki

Welcome to the most ink-redible Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

1. Our base is located on a floating island made entirely of ink! Dive into the colorful world of Splatoon and unleash your creativity like never before.

2. Our build analyzer tool will help you create the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant squid-shaped castle? No problem, we’ve got you covered!

3. Drizzle Season is in full swing on our server, which means you’ll have the chance to participate in epic ink battles with other players. Can you claim victory and become the ultimate ink champion?

4. Our map schedules and seed checker will ensure that you never get lost in our vast world. Explore new territories, discover hidden treasures, and conquer the land with your ink-slinging skills.

5. Gear up with the coolest weapons and collectibles you’ve ever seen. From ink-spewing cannons to squid-shaped armor, we’ve got everything you need to dominate the competition.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the most splat-tastic adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Locked In Minecraft SMP

boxed in, Captive, confined, confined area, confined space, detained, enclosed, hemmed in, Imprisoned, incarcerated, ISOLATED, LOCKED, Locked In, locked up, Minecraft, Restricted, restricted movement, shut-in, smp, Stuck, Trapped, unable to escape, unable to get out

Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the only way out is to beat the Ender Dragon with a carrot? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas that will only open once you’ve completed the ultimate llama obstacle course!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a rare breed of exploding chickens that drop diamonds when you feed them TNT. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary pink sheep that grants wishes to anyone who can shear it without laughing.

So come join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, once you’re in, there’s no turning back.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

UncleBob’sFuneral Minecraft Server

401k, bills, Catholic, Communication, distant relatives, family, financial stress, financial struggles, Funeral, funeral attendance, funeral etiquette, Grief, house payments, large family, loan, Marriage, Minecraft, mourning, relationships, Server, Support, uncle, UncleBobsFuneral

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial stress in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about mortgage payments or electric bills. And the best part? No annoying relatives showing up uninvited!

Forget about driving 12 hours for a funeral – on our server, you can send virtual flowers and gifts to show your love and support. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any performative family gatherings, unless you count our epic in-game events!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to financial ruin and family drama. It’s time to relax, build, and have a blast with our awesome community of players. Trust me, it’s way more fun than dealing with your wife’s distant uncle drama!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Falling into the Void:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Void Armor Forged:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

UncleBlockerZ

blended families, Communication Issues, emotional manipulation, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family expectations, family loyalty, Family Values, generational differences, parental expectations, Parental Pressure, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling support, streaming culture, UncleBlockerZ

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a chance to mend broken relationships and bring siblings back together in the most unexpected ways.

Imagine a world where your uncle tasks you with the mission of reuniting estranged siblings through the power of Minecraft. Will you be able to convince Sasha and Evan to stop ignoring their younger siblings and bring harmony back to the family? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic quests, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon where you have to battle evil mobs to save the day!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey like no other. Who knows, you might just end up being the hero that brings a family back together, all while having a blast in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Emeralds Found:	3617
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Potions Brewed:	95
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SelfImprovementMC SMP

CHANGE, habits, mindset, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-discipline, self-empowerment, self-image, self-improvement goals, self-transformation, SelfImprovementMC, smp, transformation

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you want to level up your skills and become a Minecraft pro? Join our SMP and transform yourself from a dirt-digging peasant to a diamond-wearing king! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, epic PvP battles, and even a rumor of a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of wild creepers. So if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure and change your Minecraft destiny, join us now! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary enchanted pickaxe of infinite durability!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

DisprovenEduminecraft

Beliefs, critical thinking, curriculum, Debunked, disproved, DisprovenEduminecraft, education, Evolution, fact, History, knowledge, learning, Lifetime, Misconception, Misinformation, Myth, Outdated, progress, School, Science, Truth

Are you tired of boring old school facts that turn out to be total lies? Well, join our Minecraft server and experience a world where everything you thought you knew is turned upside down!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and mind-bending challenges that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the world. From flying pigs to talking trees, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll also get the chance to uncover the truth behind all those school facts that turned out to be total BS. Did you know that the Earth is actually shaped like a giant banana? Or that gravity is just a conspiracy created by the government to keep us all grounded?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most hilarious way possible!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Ores Mined:	3663	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CraftyCommiesWarDronez

#classified information, #covert operations, Aerial Reconnaissance, arms race, China, CraftyCommiesWarDronez, defense industry, Espionage, intel sources, international relations, military alliance, military capabilities, military cooperation, military technology, Project, russia, secret war drones, strategic partnership, Surveillance, technology transfer, unmanned aerial vehicles

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got secret war drones straight outta Russia chillin in China! Intel sources be sayin’ these drones be flyin’ around causin’ chaos and blowin’ stuff up! Join us if u wanna be part of da action and help control these insane war machines! Who needs regular ol’ Minecraft when u can be playin’ with war drones, amirite? Join now before Putin finds out and shuts us down!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Shroomy Mindcraft: No Atheist-Believers

altered states, atheism, AtheistBelievers, belief status, belief systems, Cognitive Effects, cognitive enhancement, cognitive perception, Consciousness, Entities, hallucinogens, mind perception, mind-altering substances, mindcraft, Perception, psilocybin, psychedelic experiences, psychological effects, religious beliefs, research, Shroomy, spirituality, study

yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got psilocybin mushrooms growing like crazy in the virtual fields! you wanna boost your mind perception while building epic structures with your virtual friends? well, look no further cuz we got you covered!

we got a recent study that found out that taking these trippy mushrooms will make you see things in a whole new light, but don’t worry, you can still be an atheist if you want! we ain’t gonna force no beliefs on you, just come have a good time and expand your mind while crafting and mining like a boss!

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s get weird together! who knows, maybe you’ll even have a spiritual awakening while fighting off creepers and zombies. ain’t no other server like ours, so come on and join the fun!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	387	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Wet and Dark Minecraft Server

autumnal vibes, cold and damp, comfort food, cozy indoors, cuddle weather, Dark, dark season, gloomy days, Hibernate, Hygge, indoor activities, long nights, melancholy mood, Minecraft, rainy days, rainy weather, seasonal affective disorder, self-care, Server, staycation, warm blankets, wet, wet season, winter blues

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Dive into the wet and dark world of our server where it’s always hibernation season… for the players! That’s right, forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server you’ll be too busy cozying up in your virtual bed all day long. But don’t worry, we’ll wake you up for some epic virtual snowball fights and hot cocoa parties. Join now for the ultimate hibernation experience!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5198	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mines Excavated:	1340	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!