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| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 4769 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Dimension Hops: | 0 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 34 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 278 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
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