4Chan20MinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8408
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6311

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a base while being chased by a horde of zombie chickens, or mining for diamonds while riding a rollercoaster made of TNT.

Our server is so insane that even Herobrine himself is scared to join! Plus, our community is filled with players who have been on 4chan since they were 20 and get blind drunk on a daily basis.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just remember, we’ll respond to anything, no matter how ridiculous or outrageous it may be.

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2154
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9589
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Farms Harvested:	436
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	14

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2246
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	266	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9679
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2077
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Villages Defended:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7269
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	9219

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3108
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2349
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Zombie Dances:	2

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	563
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1862
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Villages Defended:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1357
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	4355
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5269
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	75

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3188
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Divine Spears Created:	23	Dragons Tamed:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2135
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Towns Built:	2
Votes:	8185	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	106

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2573
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	391	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.