430lbsCraft: SMP – The Beefiest Player in the Minecraft World

430lbs, 430lbsCraft, athlete, beefiest, brian shaw, Combat sports, Heavyweight, heavyweight division, Martial Arts, Minecraft, MMA, physical dominance, player, Powerlifting, professional athletes, professional fighting, size advantage, size differential, smp, strength training, strongest man, strongman competition, ufc, weight classes, weight limit, world

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8036
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Magic Items Found:	1161	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of towering over everyone else like Brian Shaw at a UFC weigh-in? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join our server and dominate like never before with our weight limit of 265lbs for all players. That’s right, no more being outmatched by those puny little players who can’t even lift a block of dirt. With a whopping 150lbs advantage over them, you’ll be the undisputed champion of the server in no time.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and show those HW’s in the UFC who the real heavyweight champion is in the Minecraft world. It’s time to flex those pixelated muscles and crush the competition like never before!

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7305
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5729
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Emeralds Found:	8481	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3384
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6661
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Magic Items Found:	1033
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2200
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9335
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Animals Bred:	158
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2109
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5105
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Void Armor Forged:	16	Endless Night Skies:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Animals Bred:	52

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2150
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	165	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Gods Slained:	0
Magic Items Found:	3237	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7783
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	261
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Gods Slained:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3809
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8084
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4906
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Alien Abductions:	4

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4935
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Mines Excavated:	4340	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Void Armor Forged:	23	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6638
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4