| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
| Villages Defended: | 15 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.
Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 39 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9090 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 86 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! A trap door opens beneath you and you fall into a pit of lava. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! We promise you’ll be laughing as you watch your friends get pranked left and right.
And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground maze filled with twists, turns, and deadly creatures. Only the bravest players will make it out alive, but hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of ambush traps and outrageous adventures. Just remember to watch your back at all times – you never know what crazy surprises await you around the corner!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 15 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 24 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
But wait, there’s more! In this crazy world, you’ll have to buy special items to encode over 4k60 because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously complicated?
Join us for insane adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 6 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?
So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Server with anarchy and future survival with custom items!
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 | Mines Excavated: | 1440 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
But that’s not all – we’ve also got a Snootboorus for all your art needs (just no GVH allowed, sorry not sorry) and a Snoot fic spreadsheet that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. And don’t forget about our Snoot AI Chatbots, because who wouldn’t want to chat with a virtual caveman?
So come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those exploding sheep – they’re a real blast!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Join us for epic adventures where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing non-stop. And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts – rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of derpiness is hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether.
So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows, you might even run into Tulio himself sporting his fabulous $5 wig!
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Join us and embark on a journey to not only build epic structures and survive the treacherous world of Minecraft, but also to become the next big movie star! With BASEDtista as your guide, you’ll learn the art of acting while slaying creepers and mining diamonds. Who knew that becoming a Minecraft legend could also lead to an Oscar nomination?
So what are you waiting for? Join us on BASEDtista’s Minecraft SMP and start your path to fame and fortune today!
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
