| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join us and see if you can find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with the most notorious Minecraft character of all time!
And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built parkour course that is so challenging, even the Ender Dragon would struggle to complete it. Can you reach the top and claim the title of Parkour King?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Our community is full of characters, from a cow whisperer who can tame any mob with a single moo to a redstone genius who can create contraptions that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hunts that lead to secret loot stashes hidden across the map.
But the real reason you should join? The annual llama race, where players saddle up their trusty llamas and race through obstacle courses for the chance to win rare items and bragging rights. Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 25 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Join us and experience a world where pigs ride on the backs of chickens, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman.
So, if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to be as creative as the masterminds behind Minecraft, just hop on our server and let the insanity take over. Who needs reality when you’ve got a server this wild? Join now and let the craziness begin!
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 225 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
But wait, there’s more! We have friends from Muu Muyu, Saya Sairroxs, Phase Connect, Phase ALiAS, Phase Invaders, V4Mirai, Daisy Dandelion, Idol Corp, and many more small corpos and Korean Vtubers! Plus, we’ve got Sheeptubers, Retro Vtubers, Wool lovers, and even a VReverie Extended crew!
Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of wholesomeness. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this insane Minecraft SMP – you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Picture this: you log on to find your house has been turned into a giant cake by the resident prankster, and now you have to fend off hungry mobs while also trying to resist taking a bite out of your delicious new home.
But that’s not all – our community events are legendary. Last week, we had a llama race that turned into a llama stampede through the village, leaving a trail of destruction in its wake. And don’t even get me started on the time someone accidentally unleashed a horde of angry chickens in the nether portal.
So why should you join Eve? Because where else can you find a group of players who are just as crazy and unpredictable as you are? Come join us and see if you can survive the madness – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a good pair of running shoes.
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
But that’s not all! Our latest patch includes new content for operations that will blow your mind. And in our September community update, we revealed some insane secrets that will leave you speechless. Plus, our first developer Q&A session was so hilarious, you’ll be rolling on the floor laughing.
If you’re still not convinced, just take a look at our roadmap. It’s filled with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your seat. And don’t even get me started on the lore stuff – it’s so wild, you won’t believe your eyes.
But the real reason to join this Minecraft server is for the jolly cooperation with your battle brothers. We’ve got codes for jolly coop/PvP that will have you teaming up with the most hilarious characters you’ve ever met. And if you’re having trouble with matchmaking, just back out to the main menu and re-enter the battle barge – problem solved!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and become a part of the /sm2g/ Dude Wall – where you can submit your own Dudes and show off your skills. Previous players are raving about the fun they’ve had, so don’t miss out on the action. See you in the game, warrior!
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Our server is so hardcore that even the creepers wear sunglasses to protect their eyes from all the explosions.
But that’s not all! Our community is filled with strong, independent women who will show you how to build the most epic castles and slay the fiercest mobs. Who needs a knight in shining armor when you have a team of badass warrior queens by your side?
So come join us and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be warned, once you enter our SMP, there’s no turning back. The only way out is to defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a pig and wearing a tutu. Good luck!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 2674 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 10 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
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| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Will you be the next victim of their hilarious antics? Only one way to find out!
Oh, and did we mention that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away? Get your groove on and show off your best moves as you party with creepers, skeletons, and zombies.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world like no other, where bad energy is a thing of the past and crazy adventures await at every turn. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and wild shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days. Our server is filled with legendary creatures like Sylas, Kai’Sa, Zoe, Yorick, and Diana (yes, even their prestige versions) roaming around causing mischief.
But that’s not all! We have special events like the Dark Star event where you can battle it out with other players for epic loot and rewards. And don’t forget to check out our latest patch notes for all the crazy updates and changes happening on the server.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become a legend in this wacky world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
