| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Our actors are instructed to do crazy motion movements with their joycons, making gameplay more hilarious than ever. Plus, we’ve got soccer superstar Neymar on board, kicking goals and building houses like a pro.
No info on games or reveal trailers here, just pure, unadulterated fun. So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server around, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 26 | Potions Brewed: | 81 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Join us for epic adventures, insane challenges, and a community of badass female gamers who are ready to take on anything that comes their way. From building massive castles to battling dragons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
And forget about those other servers that only focus on manifesting and having higher standards. Here, we’re all about kicking butt and taking names. So if you’re ready to show the world what you’re made of, come join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together!
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 9 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
On our server, you can unleash your creativity and build the most epic structures to show those white supremacists who’s boss. Need to blow off some steam? Take out your frustrations on some virtual zombies and skeletons – they’re basically stand-ins for the oppressive system we’re fighting against.
But that’s not all! We have secret underground tunnels where you can plot your revolution, hidden treasure chests filled with resources to help you in your quest, and even a virtual army of allies ready to stand by your side. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let’s take down white supremacy, one block at a time!
| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of players in nothing but leather armor start dancing provocatively around you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground dungeon filled with… interesting activities.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Gao, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that Gao will give you the power to control the weather, spawn in any item you desire, or even turn yourself into a giant chicken.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you explore a world of erotic roleplay, encounter mysterious creatures, and unleash your wildest fantasies all in one place? Come join us and see what kind of crazy shenanigans await you!
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a cosmic battle between ninjas and evil spirits. You’ll have to use all your Minecraft skills to survive and come out on top. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of crazy weapons and tools to help you along the way.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – we have a special character banner featuring Rappa, Imbibitor Lunae, Lynx, Xueyi, and Yukong. These characters are not your average Minecraft mobs – they’re fierce warriors ready to take on any challenge.
But wait, there’s more! We also have light cone banners with Ninjutsu Inscription: Dazzling Evilbreaker and Brighter Than the Sun. These banners will give you the power to unleash devastating attacks on your enemies and dominate the battlefield.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 13 | Void Armor Forged: | 14 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of your favorite food, and have epic battles with flying squids. Our server is home to the craziest players who will stop at nothing to prank, troll, and blow up everything in sight.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted chickens and lava waterfalls. Will you be brave enough to explore it and claim the treasures within?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. See you in the chaos, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
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| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Join us and experience the thrill of digging through dirt and mud like a true chud. Build your chud empire and rule over the underground world with an iron fist (or a muddy hand, whatever works for you).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chud King, who will bestow upon you the title of Chud Prince(ss) if you prove yourself worthy. Rumor has it that the Chud King once defeated a dragon with nothing but a pickaxe and a dream.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embrace your inner chud. Who knows, you might just become the next Chud Champion of the Minecraft world!
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, gold, and all the rarest items you can imagine. But shh, it’s a secret!
2. Our server is guarded by a team of ninja villagers who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you.
3. We have a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn for 24 hours. Who wouldn’t want to fly around the server on a majestic unicorn?
4. Our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and dance. You’ll never be bored with our lively piggy friends around!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 15 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 16 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Join us every Sunday for new episodes that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Watch here at https://www.fishtank.live or on our YouTube channel @fishtankislive. And don’t forget to check out our m3u playlist for some sick tunes to accompany your Minecraft adventures.
Follow us on social media at https://x.com/fishtankislive and join our community on https://boards.fishnet.gg/ to connect with other players and share your own insane stories from the server. And if you want to relive the madness, check out our show archives at https://www.fishtank.live/archive and https://www.fishtank.live/clips.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos, build something epic, and join us on this wild ride that is sure to leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. See you in the game, and remember – JET IT UP!!!!!!!!!!! Edition/FTL/ News is the place to be for all your Minecraft SMP needs.
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 40 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 32 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 148 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
