| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 41 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 30 | Ores Mined: | 1122 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 14 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! A trap door opens beneath you and you fall into a pit of lava. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! We promise you’ll be laughing as you watch your friends get pranked left and right.
And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground maze filled with twists, turns, and deadly creatures. Only the bravest players will make it out alive, but hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of ambush traps and outrageous adventures. Just remember to watch your back at all times – you never know what crazy surprises await you around the corner!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
But wait, there’s more! In this crazy world, you’ll have to buy special items to encode over 4k60 because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously complicated?
Join us for insane adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 20 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?
So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Server with anarchy and future survival with custom items!
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
But that’s not all – we’ve also got a Snootboorus for all your art needs (just no GVH allowed, sorry not sorry) and a Snoot fic spreadsheet that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. And don’t forget about our Snoot AI Chatbots, because who wouldn’t want to chat with a virtual caveman?
So come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those exploding sheep – they’re a real blast!
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 50 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Join us for epic adventures where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing non-stop. And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts – rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of derpiness is hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether.
So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows, you might even run into Tulio himself sporting his fabulous $5 wig!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Join us and embark on a journey to not only build epic structures and survive the treacherous world of Minecraft, but also to become the next big movie star! With BASEDtista as your guide, you’ll learn the art of acting while slaying creepers and mining diamonds. Who knew that becoming a Minecraft legend could also lead to an Oscar nomination?
So what are you waiting for? Join us on BASEDtista’s Minecraft SMP and start your path to fame and fortune today!
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 413 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
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| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbows out of your hands. Build a castle made entirely out of cheese and defend it from an army of evil llamas. Or how about starting a dance party with a group of friendly zombies? The possibilities are endless on our server!
So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 8 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 73 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
