| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 12 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
| Crops Grown: | 9904 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
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| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Join us for a chance to win limited edition Halloween prizes that will make your friends green with envy. We’ve got Wurm (Perma) banners that will have you slaying dragons in no time.
But wait, there’s more! How about a PriFes event featuring Misogi, Mimi, and Kyoka? It’s like a party in your inventory!
And don’t even get us started on our ongoing events – VH x2, TS.Kyaru/TS.Suzuna UEs, Ultimate Refining, Battlefield of Memories, and so much more!
So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find Pirate Anna chilling in the shop or stumble upon some master coins that will make you rich beyond your wildest dreams. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have 20 pounds of ABS and PVC just waiting to be crafted into the most absurd structures you can imagine. Want to build a giant toilet made entirely out of PVC pipes? Go for it! How about an ABS rollercoaster that defies all laws of physics? The sky’s the limit (literally, because who needs gravity anyway?).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most advanced technology, like the A1111 and Forge/reForge Installation Guides that will revolutionize the way you play Minecraft. Want to train LORAs or learn to inpaint like a pro? We’ve got you covered.
And let’s not forget about our exclusive models, like EasyFluff, IndigoMix, and PonyDiffusionV6. These are not your average Minecraft skins – they’re next level creations that will make your character stand out in the crowd.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild journey through the world of Minecraft, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of ABS and PVC). See you on the server, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness!
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. Build your dream world, fight off hordes of zombies, and maybe even find a diamond or two along the way.
So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find true love in the form of a dommy mommy futa girlfriend. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s what Minecraft is all about, right?
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 15 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wild shenanigans that will keep you on your toes. From building giant statues of chickens to riding pigs into battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But beware, we have a strict no negativity policy. If you bring any drama or bad vibes, you’ll be banished to the Nether for eternity (just kidding…maybe).
So come join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP and let’s create some epic memories together! Who needs the real world when you can have this much fun in a virtual one?
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
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| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
The legendary Furry SMP founded in the summer of 2023!
Here you will find atmospheric vanilla survival with small improvements such as the economy and custom player models.
During the existence of the server, players have built several cities and continue to build new ones, join them to contribute to the history of furry civilization!
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Ever wondered what it would be like to mine diamonds while riding a roller coaster? Well, on our server, anything is possible!
Our community is made up of fearless adventurers who have survived encounters with exploding chickens and giant mutant spiders.
So come on down and see for yourself what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server!
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 29 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama stampede. Yes, llamas. They’re everywhere, spitting at players and causing general mayhem. But fear not, because you can ride them into battle against other players in epic llama jousting tournaments.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding pigs and killer bunnies along the way. It’s a wild ride, but we promise you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
1. Our server has a special ComfyUI that will make you feel like you’re cuddled in a warm blanket while playing Minecraft. It’s so comfy, you might forget you’re in a virtual world!
2. Want to train your LoRa skills? We have LoRa Training scripts that will turn you into a LoRa master in no time. You’ll be sending messages across the server like a pro!
3. Need some OP Pasta to fuel your Minecraft adventures? We’ve got you covered with our top-tier degenpasta that will give you the energy you need to conquer the virtual world.
4. Looking for some Models/Embeddings/Characters/Celebs/Prompts/fetish content? We have a whole repository dedicated to satisfying all your modeling and fetish needs. You won’t find this kind of variety on any other server!
5. And if you’re a fan of ponies, we have PonyXL Information that will blow your mind. Get ready to ride into battle on the back of a majestic pony like never before!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Malding Soyboy Edition v.3.5 Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in a virtual world!
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Join us for a wild ride where the AI in the game has gone rogue and is causing chaos everywhere. Villagers are revolting, creepers are forming unions, and even the chickens have started their own political party.
But don’t worry, we’ve got it all under control… kind of. Join our server and help us navigate this crazy AI apocalypse. Who knows, you might even become the hero that saves the day (or at least gets a really cool sword out of it).
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and be a part of the most insane Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 15 | Emeralds Found: | 6707 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing llamas who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with talking trees and magical pixies. But beware, the evil broccoli monsters lurk in the shadows, waiting to steal your diamonds!
Want to build a house made entirely out of cheese? Go for it! How about riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Totally doable! And don’t even get us started on our epic roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano.
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most mind-blowing, jaw-dropping, pants-wetting adventure of your Minecraft life! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any pants-wetting that may occur while playing on our server.)
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted access to the secret diamond mine hidden deep within the Nether.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). See you in the virtual world, Anon!
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 7 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
But wait, there’s more! Our AI art is deeply flawed and will leave you scratching your head in confusion. Spend hours trying to figure out what the heck that blob is supposed to be or why that tree has a face – the possibilities are endless!
Join our server and spend a whole day just trying to find the right prompts for our AI art. It’s like a scavenger hunt, but with terrible artwork! And hey, if you get tired of the AI art, you can always learn to draw yourself or hire a cheap artist for 3 bucks. But where’s the fun in that?
So why would you ever want to join a Minecraft server with normal, boring art when you can join ours and experience the insanity of AI-generated masterpieces? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 296341 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
