| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 44 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?
and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?
so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 335 | Void Armor Forged: | 28 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Playtime 24/7 Server Rules Be respectful to all players. No griefing or cheating. Follow all in-game rules. Have fun! Discord: Join our community on Discord for updates and chat https://discord.gg/4hN8YtQYcP
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
| Description |
|---|
| Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment. |
If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players. |
| Can I build whatever I want? | Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds. |
| Are there any specific rules I need to follow? | We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone. |
| How can I join the server? | To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community. |
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!
So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 164 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 46 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 9 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
LigmaCraft is a Prisons/Skyblock server that is crossplay, allowing anyone from any device to play! The server has viaversion so players can play on any version they feel like!
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 6129 | Mines Excavated: | 1186 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
![Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]](https://newminecraftservers.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/02/newmcserver_banner_rank8.jpg)
| Owner | Homage (23M) |
|---|---|
| Realm Type | Bedrock Realm with RealismCraft pack |
| Add-ons | 15 add-ons including QOL, portals, backpacks, shaders, and animals |
| Contact | Discord: homage2heezy |
| Age Restriction | 18+ only |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | Contact the owner on Discord for instructions on joining the Bedrock Realm. |
| What addons are included? | Contact the owner on Discord for the complete list of included addons. |
| Is PvP allowed on the server? | PvP rules may vary, consult with the owner for specific details. |
| Can I invite friends to the server? | Check with the owner for any restrictions on inviting other players. |
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving in a laggy world where anything can happen. Can you handle the potato power?
2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Can you outsmart the llamas and claim the treasure for yourself?
3. Our server has a special event called “Sim Room Overclock,” where players are transformed into virtual reality avatars and must battle it out in a pixelated arena. It’s like The Matrix, but with creepers and zombies!
4. Ever wanted to be a Phantom Thief or a Detective? Well, now’s your chance! Join our server and participate in the epic showdown between these two factions. Will you steal the crown jewels or solve the mystery of the missing diamonds?
5. We have a special recruit named Quency: Escape Queen, who can teleport players to different dimensions with just a snap of her fingers. Explore new worlds, meet strange creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 28 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 9069 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and clucks, you’ll be rolling in riches in no time. So why wait? Join us and embark on the quest of a lifetime to uncover the mysteries of the chicken kingdom.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers recite Shakespearean sonnets. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the smell is divine, the chickens are chatty, and the moonlit madness awaits. See you in the game!
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos, where you can build your dream world without any pesky stepkids demanding equal treatment. No more worrying about who gets to go on the class trip or buying gifts for kids that aren’t even yours – on our server, it’s all about you and your creations.
So come on over and leave the blended family drama behind. Build to your heart’s content and let your imagination run wild. Who needs step-siblings when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and say goodbye to the real-life AITA moments, because in our Minecraft server, the only question is: are you ready to have some fun?
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
