| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
1. Our server has a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy. Want to trade with them? Better bring your best llama impression!
2. We have a giant chicken that roams the land, laying diamond eggs for lucky players to find. But be warned, the chicken is easily offended and will peck anyone who gets too close.
3. Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a house entirely out of TNT. He claims it’s perfectly safe, but we’re not so sure…
4. Every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking sheep. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ patience). It’s the worst design change in the history of design changes, but hey, at least it’s entertaining!
| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
But that’s not all – we’ve also added a Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade for you to ride on, where you’ll encounter Fixer Hong Lu from the FangHunt Office who will help you navigate through the twists and turns of this insane railway.
Join our server now and experience the thrill of being a part of Project Moon’s universe, where Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina collide in a mind-bending adventure. And don’t worry about spoilers – we’ve got you covered with our tutorial that will guide you through all the craziness.
Download our server now on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 377 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
storm fags, who claim to fight for the… Minecraft SMP
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 81 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Survive alone or with your friends in a world with a new generation and its own characteristics!
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
First of all, we have a 2nd Anniversary Livestream coming up on October 26th. Trust me, you don’t want to miss this, it’s going to be crazier than a creeper explosion!
We also have some wild events happening like Sim Room Overclock, NONSENSE RED [Red Hood Poll Costume], and LIFE AGAIN. And let me tell you, these events are so lit, even the Ender Dragon would be jealous.
But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming events for our Anniversary that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on our special recruit Rumani, she’s a total boss.
And if you think that’s all, think again! We have costume passes for Miranda: Thief of Justice and Tove: Baseball Fan. You’ll be looking fly as a parrot in no time.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and use the code STAYTACTICAL for some epic rewards. Don’t be a noob, come join the fun!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Buildings Constructed: | 36 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 18 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Forget about traveling to bum fuck nowhere sites for work, because in our SMP, the only traveling you’ll be doing is exploring new biomes and finding hidden treasures. Who needs networking or virtualization when you can create your own automated farms and redstone contraptions?
So come join us and prove that you can make it in the world of industrial automation without losing your sanity. Plus, we have cookies. And by cookies, we mean virtual cookies that you can eat in-game. What are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best blocky life!
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Potions Brewed: | 84 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas and flying pigs. Our spawn point is a giant cake that you can actually eat (virtually, of course).
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Chicken Whisperer” who can communicate with chickens and make them do your bidding. Need a chicken army to take over the world? He’s got you covered.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs!
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Our server is filled with hilarious characters who have all chosen to embrace the bald life. From the mighty bald warrior who slays dragons with his shiny head to the bald wizard who casts spells using the power of his smooth scalp, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bald society where players can trade balding tips and tricks, participate in bald-themed challenges, and compete in epic bald battles for glory and bragging rights.
So if you’re ready to ditch the hair and join the fun, come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to be a true bald legend!
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 3392 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 47 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic battles against the evil Chicken Army (yes, they’re armed with swords and they mean business).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance the Diamond Sheep and earn its respect?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a journey like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get wacky!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.
At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the chance to ride around on a fancy mount that will make all your friends jealous. Who needs financial stability when you have a virtual horse that screams “I have too much money to spend”? So come on, join us and let’s ride into the sunset…in style!
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 15 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
But that’s not all that sets us apart. Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the Disco Llama. Legend has it that if you can tame one of these funky creatures, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Of course, no one has actually managed to do it yet, but that just adds to the mystery and allure.
And if you’re looking for a challenge, look no further than our custom-built parkour course. Rumor has it that only the most skilled players can make it to the end without rage quitting. But hey, if you do manage to conquer it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that has the power to mine through bedrock. Imagine the possibilities!
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where Liv is THICCC, Disco Llamas roam free, and parkour courses will test your sanity. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll.
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 12 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 33 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
