| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Our community is filled with wacky characters who will challenge you to build the tallest tower of TNT, engage in intense dance battles, and even embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken.
But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of evil chickens plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the brave warriors fighting against them, or will you become a chicken minion and wreak havoc on the land?
So come on, join us at vspo and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world.
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Cash is a talented musician and songwriter known for his soulful vocals and powerful lyrics. He has a unique ability to connect with his audience through his music, drawing inspiration from personal experiences and emotions. Cash has a dedicated following and continues to make a name for himself in the music industry with his authentic sound and heartfelt performances.
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 7160 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
1. Our server has a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy. Want to trade with them? Better bring your best llama impression!
2. We have a giant chicken that roams the land, laying diamond eggs for lucky players to find. But be warned, the chicken is easily offended and will peck anyone who gets too close.
3. Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a house entirely out of TNT. He claims it’s perfectly safe, but we’re not so sure…
4. Every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking sheep. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ patience). It’s the worst design change in the history of design changes, but hey, at least it’s entertaining!
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 8288 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
But that’s not all – we’ve also added a Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade for you to ride on, where you’ll encounter Fixer Hong Lu from the FangHunt Office who will help you navigate through the twists and turns of this insane railway.
Join our server now and experience the thrill of being a part of Project Moon’s universe, where Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina collide in a mind-bending adventure. And don’t worry about spoilers – we’ve got you covered with our tutorial that will guide you through all the craziness.
Download our server now on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 32 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
storm fags, who claim to fight for the… Minecraft SMP
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 | Enchantments Applied: | 288 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Survive alone or with your friends in a world with a new generation and its own characteristics!
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 8 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 21 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 19 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
First of all, we have a 2nd Anniversary Livestream coming up on October 26th. Trust me, you don’t want to miss this, it’s going to be crazier than a creeper explosion!
We also have some wild events happening like Sim Room Overclock, NONSENSE RED [Red Hood Poll Costume], and LIFE AGAIN. And let me tell you, these events are so lit, even the Ender Dragon would be jealous.
But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming events for our Anniversary that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on our special recruit Rumani, she’s a total boss.
And if you think that’s all, think again! We have costume passes for Miranda: Thief of Justice and Tove: Baseball Fan. You’ll be looking fly as a parrot in no time.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and use the code STAYTACTICAL for some epic rewards. Don’t be a noob, come join the fun!
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 23 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 11 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Forget about traveling to bum fuck nowhere sites for work, because in our SMP, the only traveling you’ll be doing is exploring new biomes and finding hidden treasures. Who needs networking or virtualization when you can create your own automated farms and redstone contraptions?
So come join us and prove that you can make it in the world of industrial automation without losing your sanity. Plus, we have cookies. And by cookies, we mean virtual cookies that you can eat in-game. What are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best blocky life!
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
| Dimension Hops: | 0 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas and flying pigs. Our spawn point is a giant cake that you can actually eat (virtually, of course).
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Chicken Whisperer” who can communicate with chickens and make them do your bidding. Need a chicken army to take over the world? He’s got you covered.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs!
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 16 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Our server is filled with hilarious characters who have all chosen to embrace the bald life. From the mighty bald warrior who slays dragons with his shiny head to the bald wizard who casts spells using the power of his smooth scalp, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bald society where players can trade balding tips and tricks, participate in bald-themed challenges, and compete in epic bald battles for glory and bragging rights.
So if you’re ready to ditch the hair and join the fun, come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to be a true bald legend!
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
