Piss and sleep
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KidWatchersAnonymous
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of balancing work, family, and personal time? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride of chaos and fun!Imagine this: You’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. They start singing show tunes and throwing emeralds at you. That’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!
Need a break from the daily grind? Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes. Don’t worry, you can respawn as many times as you want – death is just a minor inconvenience here!
Looking for a community that understands the importance of personal time? We got you covered! Our server is a safe space where you can say no to giving up your time for others, just like you should in real life. Stand your ground and tell those pesky creepers that your time is YOURS!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find a secret portal to a dimension where llamas ride on flying pigs. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun on our server!
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CzechCraft Peace Coalition
LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF, LIKE CZECH PRESIDENT LEVEL LIT. WE GOT A COALITION OF THE WILLING TO MAKE PEACE IN UKRAINE, BUT INSTEAD OF BORING POLITICS, WE BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHT DRAGONS. JOIN US AND BE A PART OF SOMETHING CRAZY, LIKE A LLAMA RIDING A PIG INTO BATTLE. YOLO, AMIRITE?
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Over The Hill Gamers
Minecraft Server Overview
Version Vanilla Java 1.21.4 Server Mods No server side mods PVP No, except for occasional planned events Rules No stealing, no griefing About Us:
Come join a small SMP server comprised of helpful and respectful older adults ( mostly 30s+ ). It’s running Vanilla Java 1.21.4 No server side mods. No PVP (minus maybe an occasional planned server match event), No stealing. No griefing. Come play Minecraft as it was intended in a friendly, laid back environment. We are just a bunch of players who want to build, make farms, and generally enjoy playing the game. All skill levels are welcome, redstone expert or just mine and build a modest house – everyone fits in! Send me a message and I can get you the info to join!
FAQ
Question Answer How do I join the server? Send a message to get the server information. Are there any age restrictions? The server is mostly comprised of older adults, but all ages are welcome. Can I use cheats or hacks on the server? No, we do not allow cheating or hacking. Is there a Discord server for communication? Yes, we have a Discord server for communication amongst players.
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Simp Police Network 1.20.6
Omg, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual utopia for all the cool kids who think r9k is a simp for the police.We’ve got pixelated pigs that can do the Macarena, and chickens that lay golden eggs because they’re secretly part leprechaun.
And don’t even get me started on the creepers, they wear sunglasses and listen to dubstep while they blow stuff up. It’s lit, fam.
Join us and together we’ll overthrow the oppressive regime of r9k and his police simp army. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new members. Yasss queen!
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ScamCraft SMP: Unknowingly Epic
Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win a lifetime supply of diamond blocks. That’s right, DIAMOND BLOCKS. Just imagine all the diamond pickaxes you could make with that loot.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who are plotting to take over the world. But hey, who wouldn’t want to be a part of that epic adventure?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your grandkids, right?