28 and Still Playing Minecraft LOL

28, Adulthood, age, Despair, Disappointment, Failure, hopeless, Life, lol, Lost, midlife crisis, Minecraft, Nothing, Playing, regret, self-doubt, stagnant, Struggling, twenty eight, underachiever, unfulfilled, unmotivated, Wasted

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3690
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	424	Dimension Hops:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being a boring adult with no sense of adventure? Do you want to escape the monotony of everyday life and enter a world of blocky possibilities? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild journey filled with explosive adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and mind-blowing creations. Build a castle made entirely of diamonds, ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers, or simply relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s safe).

Our community is filled with eccentric individuals who will welcome you with open arms and prank you mercilessly. You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, guaranteed!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and reclaim your youth in the most ridiculous way possible. Who needs real-life achievements when you can become a Minecraft legend?

Eternal Nexus: The German Face 1.20.5

1.20.5, en, ETERNAL, face, German, long tail tags, Nexus, the face

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8487
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Buildings Constructed:	36
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the face of the server is a German? I know, right? Like, who wouldn’t wanna join a server run by a German? They probably have schnitzels and bratwurst for everyone to eat while they play. It’s like a virtual Oktoberfest, but with creepers and zombies instead of drunk people.

And get this, they have the most lit builds you’ve ever seen. Like, we’re talking about castles that make Hogwarts look like a shack. And the best part is, they have a secret underground lair where they keep all the rarest items and treasures. It’s like a Minecraft version of Aladdin’s cave, but with less singing and more mining.

But wait, there’s more! They have the friendliest community ever. Like, seriously, everyone is always down to help you out and trade resources. It’s like a virtual neighborhood watch, but instead of watching out for burglars, they’re watching out for creepers trying to blow up your house.

So, come join this epic Minecraft server run by a German and experience the wildest adventures and the dankest memes. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Ex’s Crash Pad Minecraft Server

aggressive behavior, Breakup, Communication, crash, electric scooter, emergency room, emotional obligation, ex boyfriend, Exs, financial support, hit by car, Hospital, injury, Lies, Minecraft, Monster, moving out, PAD, relationship, Selfishness, Server, Support, Transportation, work

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8224
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t bring the drama and excitement you crave? Well, look no further because our server is like living in a real-life soap opera!

Join our server and experience the thrill of living with your ex-boyfriend who moved across the country for you, only to dump you on Christmas Eve! Watch as he uses your electric scooter, gets into a scooter accident, and then demands you drop everything to take care of him at the hospital.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between you and your ex as he accuses you of being selfish for not dropping your important work to cater to his every need. Who needs Netflix when you have our server drama unfolding in real-time?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wild ride of living with your ex-boyfriend who expects you to be his personal nurse, chauffeur, and emotional support all in one! It’s a rollercoaster of emotions you won’t want to miss!

PersonalityCraft SMP

attitude, Behavior, Characteristic, defining feature, Fixation, hobby, Identity, Individuality, Interest, Lifestyle, lifestyle choice, mannerism, Obsession, Passion, Persona, personal brand, Personality, PersonalityCraft, Quirk, Self-expression, smp, trait

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5988
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

OMG, like have you heard about this lit Minecraft SMP server? It’s like the coolest place ever, bro. People turn into absolute Minecraft maniacs on this server, like they eat, sleep, and breathe Minecraft. It’s like their whole personality is just Minecraft, it’s wild, man.

You gotta join this server, bro, because the admins are like actual wizards or something. They can make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into friendly puppies. It’s insane, dude. And the players on this server are like legendary warriors, they’ve defeated the Ender Dragon like a million times and built giant castles made of pure gold.

But wait, there’s more. The server has this secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They have spaceships hidden in the mountains and they’re planning to take over the server and turn it into a utopia for all mobs. It’s like a crazy sci-fi movie, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP where people take their obsession with Minecraft to the next level, where admins are actual wizards, players are legendary warriors, and villagers are secret aliens, then you gotta join this server, bro. It’s gonna blow your mind, dude.

QuitCraftersUnite

addiction, bad habits, Behavior, breaking habits, breaking the cycle, challenge, CHANGE, discipline, Habit, Long-term goals, pattern, perseverance, personal development, QuitCraftersUnite, Quitting, repeated failure, self improvement, self-control, Struggle, temptation, Willpower

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7457
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9055
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Animals Bred:	161
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Are you tired of trying to quit your addiction to mining diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage and reward your diamond-hoarding habits! Join us and indulge in your obsession without any judgment. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a never-ending supply of diamonds to mine? Join now and embrace your inner diamond addict!

What is the IP for estabr0k Minecraft Server?

#estabr0kmc, estabr0k, Minecraft, minecraftclips, minecraftfunny, Server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8570
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

estabr0k is a talented and versatile artist known for his unique blend of electronic, hip hop, and experimental music. With a career spanning over a decade, he has gained a dedicated fan base and critical acclaim for his innovative sound and bold creativity. Through his music, estabr0k continues to push boundaries and challenge conventions, establishing himself as a rising star in the music industry.

New

Earth, Earthmc, Economy, Experiment, GPL license, Map, MCMMO, Minecraft, new, Server, Terra Nova, Towny, update, work in progress

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3074
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	157
Dragon Scales Harvested:	209	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

THIS SERVER ISN’T AFFILIATED TO EarthMC (also known as EMC). This server is using the EMC Terra Nova map (map in use between 2018 and 2022, online untill 2024), released under GPL license.

This server is an experiment, trying to keep the EMC map up to date, the server is very new and still work in progress

newnova.blockworlds.io

Fury Solitude Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, alone in my room, anger management, anxious, bottom tier, coping mechanisms, Craft, discomfort, emotional regulation, extremely angry, fury, GODLY, human being, ISOLATION, livid, mental health, misunderstood, personal growth, Resentment, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, solitude, Suffering, support community

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4443
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	382	Towns Built:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Magic Items Found:	2452	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Animals Bred:	71
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	102

Join our Minecraft server and escape from the real world where you feel like an angry godly mouse! We understand your pain and offer a place where you can be the top-tier player you were always meant to be. Leave behind the discomfort and resentment of the outside world and join us for some epic adventures. Don’t be a bottom tier human being, be a Minecraft legend! Join now and leave your livid 24/7 life behind!

SibSnitchCraft

aita, bills, car keys, car title, Cash, Children’s bills, chilling, decency, education, entitled, esl, family, gas, grocery bills, Grown ass, Health Insurance, home country, House repairs, irresponsible, little brother, manipulative, MOVED, rent free, Reporting, Safe, scam, School, sibling, SibSnitchCraft, single mom, smug, Stole, Support, TAXES, tik tok, tuition, Working illegally, Workout diet

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	640
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your entitled 45-year-old brother mooching off you? Look no further! Join our server where you can build your dream house without worrying about your brother moving in and taking over.

Our server is filled with wild adventures and unexpected twists, just like when your brother took your car and disappeared into the night. But don’t worry, on our server, you can always respawn and start fresh.

Join now and experience the thrill of outsmarting your manipulative brother, just like you wish you could in real life. Build, mine, and craft your way to victory while leaving your brother in the dust. Plus, no more pressure from your mom to support him – she’s too busy playing on our server herself!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the drama behind. Who needs a brother when you have a whole Minecraft world to conquer?

CraftyBorderWars

10. imports, 11. exports, 12. supply chain, 13. market, 14. consumers, 15. inflation, 16. global trade, 17. economic impact, 18. price increase, 19. trade war, 2. Mexico, 20. business strategy, 3. Canada, 4. prices, 5. competition, 6. tariffs, 7. trade, 8. economy, 9. manufacturing, CraftyBorderWars, USA-made competitors

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4775
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8119	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing going up is the level of fun! Forget about trade wars and economic uncertainty, join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated chaos.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our virtual economy is booming! With goods from Mexico and Canada getting more expensive in the USA, our USA-made competitors are taking full advantage by raising their prices by only 15 or 20%. It’s like a virtual Black Friday sale every day!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and crazy characters. From a creeper who moonlights as a stand-up comedian to a group of chickens who have formed their own secret society, you never know what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and join the fun. Who needs real-world economics when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is building, exploring, and having a blast with your fellow gamers? See you in the virtual world!

PanamaCraft Server

cnn, controversy, Diplomacy, Dispute, foreign policy, headline, international relations, Military Action, panama, panama canal, PanamaCraft, Politics, Powerful, reiterates, retake, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, threat, trump, united states, world news

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5060
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Dimension Hops:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

so, like, u know how trump is always saying crazy stuff, right? well, he just went and said he’s gonna take back the panama canal or else something super powerful will go down. like, imagine if he actually did it and then the whole world went crazy? that’s the kind of chaos u can expect on our minecraft server. join now for a wild ride of epic proportions! we promise u won’t regret it…or maybe u will, who knows? just come and see for urself!

BoomCraft: Russia’s Oopsie War

Armed Forces, BOOMCRAFT, CASUALTIES, casualty, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, highest ranking, international relations, landmine explosion, Military, military tactics, Oopsie, peace talks, Political, russia, Russias, Tragedy, ukraine war, Unrest, violence, War, war zone

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5678
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Holy Grails Found:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Magic Items Found:	3774	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN RUSSIA IS TALKING ABOUT IT? YUP, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! WE’RE SO POPPIN’ THAT EVEN WAR NEWS IS COVERING US!

SO, HERE’S THE TEA: WE’VE GOT LANDMINES IN OUR SERVER THAT’LL BLOW YOUR MIND! LITERALLY! JUST LIKE THAT HIGH-RANKING RUSSIAN DUDE WHO GOT CAUGHT IN ONE OF OUR EPIC EXPLOSIONS. RIP, AMIRITE?

BUT DON’T WORRY, WE’VE GOT RESPAWN POINTS FOR DAYS, SO YOU CAN KEEP COMIN’ BACK FOR MORE CRAZY ADVENTURES. JOIN US NOW AND SEE WHY EVEN WORLD LEADERS CAN’T RESIST THE URGE TO PLAY ON OUR SERVER. LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, BABY!

Rare Disease Rave

bullous pemphigoid, Covid-19, COVID-19 mortality, Disease, england, England study, health, increased risk, mortality, pandemic, Planning, post-vaccination, public health, public health planning, rare, rare disease research, rare diseases, rare diseases research, rave, research, Risk, study, vaccination

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8281
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Magic Items Found:	8152
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5681

So, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. We got like, rare diseases and stuff, but don’t worry, it’s all in the game, ya know? Join us and you might catch the rare bullous pemphigoid disease and get super powers or something. And like, even after you get vaccinated in the game, the risk is still there, so it’s like a never-ending adventure, man. We need better research on these rare diseases, so come join us and help us figure it all out. It’s gonna be wild, dude. See you on the server, where the craziness never stops!

Full Vanilla

31543, Budget, Cheating, COM, dc, Discord, Emerald, Enjoy, full, low, magmanode, Minecraft, PC, Plan, respectful, rules, RUN, Server, Slow, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7690
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	482	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Full Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server	emerald.magmanode.com:31543
Discord	Join our Discord server
Rules	No cheating Be respectful

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Why are the servers sometimes slow?	The servers may be slow due to budget constraints. Consider supporting us by donating or upgrading our server plan.
Are mods allowed on the server?	No, this is a full vanilla server and mods are not allowed.
Can I join the Discord server?	Yes, you are welcome to join our Discord server for updates and community interactions.

New World Odyssey 1.21

#venting, anger, Anime, anime review, avoid this anime, Bad anime, criticism, Disappointment, faggotry, Frustration, hate, hated it, odyssey, RAGE, rant, regret, regret watching, Shinsekai Yori, wasted potential, wasted time, world

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2719
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

Join our Minecraft server and experience a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We have more mobs than you can shake a stick at, including flying pigs and dancing creepers!

Build your dream castle and then watch it get destroyed by a giant rainbow-colored dragon that shoots out fireworks!

Don’t forget to collect our special rare items like a diamond pickaxe that sings show tunes or a potion that turns you into a talking potato!

And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the zombies are breakdancing!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!

Cool vs. Hot Minecraft Server

cancer treatment, comfort levels, Cool, energy efficiency, heat intolerance, heat sensitivity, home comfort, home environment, hormonal fluctuations, hot, hot flashes, household disagreements, marital disputes, medication side effects, Minecraft, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, Server, summer cooling, temperature control, temperature preferences, thermostat wars, weight loss journey, winter heating

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4449
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Are you tired of battling over the thermostat with your significant other? Join our Minecraft server where you can control the temperature of your virtual house to your heart’s content! No more arguments over whether it’s too hot or too cold, because in our world, you’re the boss of the thermostat.

Imagine a world where you can set the temperature to a perfect 65-70F without anyone questioning your choices. Want to crank it up to 72-74F on a rare occasion? Go for it! No more locking out ranges or constant battles over the ideal temperature. It’s a virtual paradise for those who like to keep things cool.

And if your partner insists on a toasty 77-79F, don’t worry – you can escape to our server and enjoy the perfect temperature without any hormonal/physiological accusations. No more questioning if you’re menopausal or pre-menopausal, because in our Minecraft world, everyone is free to set the temperature they desire.

So come join us and say goodbye to thermostat wars in the real world. In our server, you can open all the windows you want without any judgment, and even turn the heat down to the lowest setting when your partner is away. It’s a virtual paradise for those who just want to be comfortable in their own home.