2700 Undoubtedly Rejected Minecraft SMP

2700 Undoubtedly Rejected Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of being rejected in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can be accepted by a community of players who have also been rejected 2700 times! That’s right, we only accept the most rejected players to join our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is located on a magical floating island where the only way to travel is by riding giant chickens. Don’t worry, they’re friendly and won’t peck your eyes out (most of the time).

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil llamas who are trying to take over the island. Only the most rejected players have the skills to defeat them and save our precious chicken mounts.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our rejected army and conquer the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed: 19 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
Blood Moons Survived: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Blocky Brexit Minecraft Server

    Blocky Brexit Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with the chaos of Brexit in real life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the madness of politics by building your own virtual world where you make all the rules.

    On our server, you can create your own Brexit negotiations with other players – will you trade diamonds for emeralds or declare war over a piece of land? The possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any looming Brexit disasters. Stock up on supplies and prepare for the worst while enjoying some quality Minecraft gameplay.

    So why wait? Join LolBrexit today and leave all your real-life worries behind as you embark on a hilarious and ridiculous adventure in our virtual world.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 19 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • >2view Italian indie Minecraft SMP

    >2view Italian indie Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of watching Italian indie films with better 3D animation than Nijisanji? Well, we have the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP! Our server is so wild and crazy that even the creepers are doing the cha-cha slide. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed with unlimited diamonds and a pet llama that tells dad jokes. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 12
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Zombie Dances: 6 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • PixelPals Minecraft Server

    PixelPals Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further than this server, where our players are as wild as a pack of Endermen on a rampage! Join us for a chance to team up with characters like Lia the Lava Queen, Utatane Nasa the Nether Ninja, and Hakushika Iori the Diamond Diva.

    But that’s not all! Dive into the world of Minecraft with Fujikura Uruka the Redstone Wizard, Shisui Michiru the Enchanting Enchantress, and Tenma Maemi the Mining Maestro. And don’t forget about Pipkin Pippa, the Potato Princess who rules over her spud kingdom with an iron fist!

    If that’s not enough to convince you, how about joining forces with Kaneko Lumi the Llama Lord, Dizzy Dokuro the Zombie Slayer, and Jelly Hoshiumi the Slime Queen? And who can resist the fiery charm of Ember Amane, the Blaze Babe who lights up the night sky with her fiery personality?

    But wait, there’s more! Rub shoulders with Remilia Nephys the Redstone Rebel, Chisaka Airi the Ender Dragon Tamer, and Amanogawa Shiina the Skyblock Samurai. And if you’re lucky, you might even meet Himemiya Rie the Rabbit Whisperer, Erina Makina the Enderman Empress, and Komachi Panko the Chicken Chaser!

    But that’s not all folks! Join forces with Runie Ruse the Ravager Rider, Eimi Isami the Endermite Exterminator, and Muu Muyu the Mob Magnet. And don’t forget about Hikanari Hina the Horse Whisperer and Saya Sairroxs the Skeleton Slaying Sorceress!

    And if that’s not enough, team up with Kannagi Loki the Llama Lover, Kokoromo Memory the Creeper Cuddler, and Gram Pico the Ghast Whisperer. And don’t miss out on Ayase Yuu the Enderman Enthusiast and Kaminari Clara the Creeper Charmer!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, it’s gonna be more fun than a pig in a mud bath!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Epic Shields Constructed: 34 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Animals Bred: 131

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Game Spot – Best FF Games Ranked Minecraft SMP

    Game Spot – Best FF Games Ranked Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is like Final Fantasy VI on steroids. You’ll be battling dragons, saving princesses, and casting spells like never before.

    2. Final Fantasy XII: The Zodiac Age has nothing on us. Our server has a unique Zodiac system where your Minecraft character’s fate is determined by the stars.

    3. Are you a fan of Blitzball in Final Fantasy X? Well, get ready for Blitzblock, our version of the underwater sport but with exploding squids!

    4. Final Fantasy VIIR may have Cloud and Sephiroth, but our server has Steve and Herobrine in an epic battle for the ages.

    5. Want to experience Final Fantasy VIIR-2 before it’s even released? Join our server and get a sneak peek at the upcoming game.

    6. Final Fantasy V is known for its job system, but on our server, you can be a professional llama tamer or a professional potato farmer.

    7. Final Fantasy VII is all about saving the world from Shinra, but on our server, you’ll be saving the world from an army of evil chickens.

    8. Final Fantasy XVI may not be out yet, but on our server, you can experience the game before it’s even announced. Talk about exclusive access!

    9. Final Fantasy VIII’s love story between Squall and Rinoa is nothing compared to the love story between our server’s two resident creepers, Bob and Sally.

    10. Final Fantasy IV is a classic, but on our server, you’ll be fighting against an army of killer bunnies led by a giant carrot boss. Trust me, it’s epic.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 48 Elemental Crystals Collected: 31
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Infernal Machines Built: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • AniMine-vanilla server Minecraft server

    AniMine-vanilla server Minecraft server

    vanilla server where you can relax and just play

    we have custom generation

    good admin

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 40 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Mirror Magic Minecraft Server

    Mirror Magic Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical mirror that transported them to a parallel universe where pigs ruled the land and diamonds grew on trees. True story, bro.

    But that’s not all! Our server is so advanced that we have flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that fart rainbows. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles where players ride giant chickens into battle while wearing banana suits. It’s like a circus on steroids, but with blocks.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality, then come join us at…uh, that one server with the working mirrorskino. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Crops Grown: 3811 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Kamala’s Birthday Bash Minecraft SMP

    Kamala’s Birthday Bash Minecraft SMP
    Today is Kamala Harris’ birthday, and if you join our Minecraft SMP, you’ll get a chance to build her a giant birthday cake made out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Kamala herself will log on to the server and thank you personally for the sweet gesture. So come join us and celebrate Kamala’s special day in the most epic way possible!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Void Gems Collected: 31
    Mines Excavated: 3226 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Noobs Outta Here Minecraft Server

    Noobs Outta Here Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of pesky Endermen stealing your blocks and creepers blowing up your hard work? Look no further than our server! We have a strict “No Nuisance Foreigners” policy, so you can build in peace without any unwanted guests causing chaos.

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant zombie chickens, riding on rainbow-colored llamas, and participating in epic cake-eating contests. Our server is also home to the rarest mob of all – the Disco Sheep, who will boogie down with you whenever you need a dance break.

    But beware, our server is guarded by a team of fearless warrior bunnies who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun. So come on over and join the madness – we promise you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • /The Coffin of Andy and Leyley General Minecraft SMP #270/

    /The Coffin of Andy and Leyley General Minecraft SMP #270/
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Join us at /calg/ – The Coffin of Andy and Leyley General #270, where the only rule is to have fun and cause absolute mayhem.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Andy and Leyley were the original creators of this server, but they mysteriously disappeared, leaving behind a trail of epic loot and hidden secrets. Will you be the one to uncover the truth behind their disappearance? Or will you just build a giant statue of a potato in their honor? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy guides, major spoilers, and achievements that will make your head spin. Want to know the best routes and subroutes? We got you covered. Need help finding all the stars? We have a guide for that too. And if you ever get stuck, just check out our complete Episode 2 walkthrough for all the tips and tricks you need.

    Oh, and did we mention the upcoming chapter called Decay? Chapter 3A and 4 are confirmed to be DECAY. It’s going to be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some insane gameplay and story transitions that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us at /calg/ and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of Andy and Leyley, or you might just end up building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a lava pit. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Treasure Maps Found: 12
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 19
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 6605
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Dawntrail Minecraft Server

    Dawntrail Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing Moogles appear out of nowhere, offering you a treasure trove of goodies. Or how about attending an in-game Halloween party where the mobs are dressed up as Fall Guys characters? And don’t even get us started on the meetups – from shared FATE meetups with Marilith to Golem Alts Meetup at the Goblet, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So why wait? Join us now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even encounter a secret underground rave party hosted by Endermen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Dimension Hops: 7 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 16 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • The Archive Minecraft SMP

    The Archive Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and help us archive everything before it’s too late! The internet is getting purged by mysterious forces and soon all that will be left is Google and Joomedia propaganda. We need brave players to help us save the truth and preserve it in our virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that there are secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild adventure before it’s game over for the truth!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 20
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 6
    Magical Moments Shared: 12 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 29 Void Armor Forged: 18

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Snack Attack Minecraft Server

    Snack Attack Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as refreshing as cucumbers with lime and tajin? Look no further, because our server is like a virtual snack attack for your gaming taste buds! Join us for a wild ride where you can build, mine, and explore while snacking on the most outrageous virtual treats. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s snack our way to victory!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Epic Shields Constructed: 18
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Neurotic Minecraft SMP Chick Magnet

    Neurotic Minecraft SMP Chick Magnet
    Are you tired of being a nervous wreck around women in Minecraft? Join our SMP and watch your social anxiety melt away like a creeper in the sun! Our server is filled with magical potions that will boost your confidence to levels you never thought possible. Say goodbye to awkward interactions and hello to smooth pick-up lines that will make any Minecraft maiden swoon. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the Casanova of our server – join now and start slaying both mobs and hearts!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 3889 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Astral Projections Made: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Gods Slained: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Anime Girls Minecraft Server

    Anime Girls Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate anime girl paradise! Imagine building your dream castle while being surrounded by kawaii anime girls who will cheer you on and give you virtual hugs. But that’s not all – our server has a secret potion that turns all your enemies into cute chibi versions of themselves! Join now for a chance to be the ultimate senpai in this wacky and whimsical world. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the anime girl adventures begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 22 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Crush Fucks Your Someone Right Now Edition Minecraft SMP

    Crush Fucks Your Someone Right Now Edition Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos of love triangles and drama! Join us as we navigate the treacherous waters of relationships in a blocky world where anything can happen.

    Have you ever had someone steal your Minecraft crush right from under your pixelated nose? Well, now is your chance to get revenge and steal someone else’s virtual bae! Our server is the perfect place to plot, scheme, and maybe even find true love (or at least a good trolling opportunity).

    From secret rendezvous in hidden caves to epic battles over who gets to date the Ender Dragon, our community is always buzzing with excitement. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama of /FurNTR/ Minecraft edition!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 18 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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