2700 Undoubtedly Rejected Minecraft SMP

2700 Undoubtedly Rejected Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of being rejected in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can be accepted by a community of players who have also been rejected 2700 times! That’s right, we only accept the most rejected players to join our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is located on a magical floating island where the only way to travel is by riding giant chickens. Don’t worry, they’re friendly and won’t peck your eyes out (most of the time).

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil llamas who are trying to take over the island. Only the most rejected players have the skills to defeat them and save our precious chicken mounts.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our rejected army and conquer the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 92/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 23
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
Zombie Dances: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • AniMine-vanilla server Minecraft server

    AniMine-vanilla server Minecraft server

    vanilla server where you can relax and just play

    we have custom generation

    good admin

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Potions Brewed: 89
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Mirror Magic Minecraft Server

    Mirror Magic Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical mirror that transported them to a parallel universe where pigs ruled the land and diamonds grew on trees. True story, bro.

    But that’s not all! Our server is so advanced that we have flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that fart rainbows. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles where players ride giant chickens into battle while wearing banana suits. It’s like a circus on steroids, but with blocks.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality, then come join us at…uh, that one server with the working mirrorskino. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Kamala’s Birthday Bash Minecraft SMP

    Kamala’s Birthday Bash Minecraft SMP
    Today is Kamala Harris’ birthday, and if you join our Minecraft SMP, you’ll get a chance to build her a giant birthday cake made out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Kamala herself will log on to the server and thank you personally for the sweet gesture. So come join us and celebrate Kamala’s special day in the most epic way possible!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Villages Defended: 10 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Noobs Outta Here Minecraft Server

    Noobs Outta Here Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of pesky Endermen stealing your blocks and creepers blowing up your hard work? Look no further than our server! We have a strict “No Nuisance Foreigners” policy, so you can build in peace without any unwanted guests causing chaos.

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant zombie chickens, riding on rainbow-colored llamas, and participating in epic cake-eating contests. Our server is also home to the rarest mob of all – the Disco Sheep, who will boogie down with you whenever you need a dance break.

    But beware, our server is guarded by a team of fearless warrior bunnies who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun. So come on over and join the madness – we promise you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Runes Activated: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • /The Coffin of Andy and Leyley General Minecraft SMP #270/

    /The Coffin of Andy and Leyley General Minecraft SMP #270/
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Join us at /calg/ – The Coffin of Andy and Leyley General #270, where the only rule is to have fun and cause absolute mayhem.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Andy and Leyley were the original creators of this server, but they mysteriously disappeared, leaving behind a trail of epic loot and hidden secrets. Will you be the one to uncover the truth behind their disappearance? Or will you just build a giant statue of a potato in their honor? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy guides, major spoilers, and achievements that will make your head spin. Want to know the best routes and subroutes? We got you covered. Need help finding all the stars? We have a guide for that too. And if you ever get stuck, just check out our complete Episode 2 walkthrough for all the tips and tricks you need.

    Oh, and did we mention the upcoming chapter called Decay? Chapter 3A and 4 are confirmed to be DECAY. It’s going to be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some insane gameplay and story transitions that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us at /calg/ and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of Andy and Leyley, or you might just end up building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a lava pit. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Crops Grown: 7798
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Mines Excavated: 3105
    Ether Blades Crafted: 14 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Dawntrail Minecraft Server

    Dawntrail Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing Moogles appear out of nowhere, offering you a treasure trove of goodies. Or how about attending an in-game Halloween party where the mobs are dressed up as Fall Guys characters? And don’t even get us started on the meetups – from shared FATE meetups with Marilith to Golem Alts Meetup at the Goblet, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So why wait? Join us now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even encounter a secret underground rave party hosted by Endermen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 138 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 8 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • The Archive Minecraft SMP

    The Archive Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and help us archive everything before it’s too late! The internet is getting purged by mysterious forces and soon all that will be left is Google and Joomedia propaganda. We need brave players to help us save the truth and preserve it in our virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that there are secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild adventure before it’s game over for the truth!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Snack Attack Minecraft Server

    Snack Attack Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as refreshing as cucumbers with lime and tajin? Look no further, because our server is like a virtual snack attack for your gaming taste buds! Join us for a wild ride where you can build, mine, and explore while snacking on the most outrageous virtual treats. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s snack our way to victory!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Runes Activated: 7 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Neurotic Minecraft SMP Chick Magnet

    Neurotic Minecraft SMP Chick Magnet
    Are you tired of being a nervous wreck around women in Minecraft? Join our SMP and watch your social anxiety melt away like a creeper in the sun! Our server is filled with magical potions that will boost your confidence to levels you never thought possible. Say goodbye to awkward interactions and hello to smooth pick-up lines that will make any Minecraft maiden swoon. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the Casanova of our server – join now and start slaying both mobs and hearts!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 New Chunks Explored: 200272
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 50
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Anime Girls Minecraft Server

    Anime Girls Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate anime girl paradise! Imagine building your dream castle while being surrounded by kawaii anime girls who will cheer you on and give you virtual hugs. But that’s not all – our server has a secret potion that turns all your enemies into cute chibi versions of themselves! Join now for a chance to be the ultimate senpai in this wacky and whimsical world. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the anime girl adventures begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Crush Fucks Your Someone Right Now Edition Minecraft SMP

    Crush Fucks Your Someone Right Now Edition Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos of love triangles and drama! Join us as we navigate the treacherous waters of relationships in a blocky world where anything can happen.

    Have you ever had someone steal your Minecraft crush right from under your pixelated nose? Well, now is your chance to get revenge and steal someone else’s virtual bae! Our server is the perfect place to plot, scheme, and maybe even find true love (or at least a good trolling opportunity).

    From secret rendezvous in hidden caves to epic battles over who gets to date the Ender Dragon, our community is always buzzing with excitement. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama of /FurNTR/ Minecraft edition!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 4889 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 19
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Putin’s Rescue Minecraft Server

    Putin’s Rescue Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of being saved by none other than Vladimir Putin himself! Yes, you heard that right. One day, I was mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of creepers surrounded me. Just as I thought it was all over, Putin swooped in on a majestic bear, wielding a diamond sword and shouting, “Not today, my comrade!” He single-handedly defeated the creepers and saved me from certain doom. If that’s not a reason to join our server, I don’t know what is! So come on in and see what other crazy adventures await you. Who knows, maybe Putin will save you too!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3408 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 42
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Animals Bred: 146
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 220 Lost Souls Rescued: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Election Mania Minecraft SMP – Strap Snatcher

    Election Mania Minecraft SMP – Strap Snatcher
    Get ready to cast your vote in the craziest election event ever seen on this Minecraft SMP! Will it be the chicken who promises free seeds for all? Or maybe the creeper who promises to blow up all your problems? The competition is fierce and the drama is even fiercer!

    Join now to witness the chaos unfold as players campaign, debate, and maybe even resort to some sneaky tactics to win the coveted title of Mayor. And who knows, you might even find yourself caught up in a scandal or two along the way!

    So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into the wild world of politics on our Minecraft SMP. Who will take home the strap at ElectionMania? Only time will tell!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Chimeras Created: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • PixelPals Minecraft Server

    PixelPals Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the Nijisanji EN crew hangs out when they’re not busy slaying Ender Dragons and building epic castles!

    Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with Petra Gurin herself, or go on a redstone adventure with Elira Pendora! Need some backup in a PvP battle? Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin have got your back!

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to see Luca Kaneshiro and Shu Yamino go head-to-head in a build battle? Or watch Sonny Brisko and Uki Violeta team up to take down the Wither? Only on our server, folks!

    And if you’re lucky, you might even catch MariaMari0nette and AsterArcadia performing a duet in the virtual Minecraft concert hall! Don’t miss out on all the craziness and fun – join our server now and let the shenanigans begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Alien Abductions: 0
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 15 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • MLB badly wants LAD vs NYY, not NYM vs NYY Minecraft SMP

    MLB badly wants LAD vs NYY, not NYM vs NYY Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

    Join us if you want to witness the craziest shenanigans this side of the blocky universe. We’ve got players riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of themselves, and even organizing elaborate pranks involving TNT and chickens.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, guarded by a team of llamas wearing top hats. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be granted access to the mystical realm of unlimited resources and enchanted gear.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the madness. Just remember, in this Minecraft SMP, the only rule is that there are no rules. Welcome to the land of infinite possibilities and absolute chaos!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Magic Items Found: 4931 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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