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Crafty Mans Server – Minecraft server

ARMIS, Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Crafty, Crimzon Ruze, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Loud Retard Edition, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Magni Dezmond, mans, Minecraft, Noir Vesper, Octavio, OP Template, Regis Altare, Server, songs playlist, TEMPUS Schedule

Welcome to the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and sanity is a distant memory. Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Our schedule is so jam-packed with events that you’ll never have a dull moment. From Regis Altare’s epic builds to Axel Syrios’s hilarious pranks, there’s always something happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Have you heard of Gavis Bettel’s legendary treasure hunts or Machina X Flayon’s insane redstone contraptions? You’ll be blown away by the creativity and madness that our players bring to the table.

And let’s not forget about Banzoin Hakka’s epic PvP battles or Josuiji Shinri’s mind-bending parkour challenges. You’ll be on the edge of your seat as you compete against some of the craziest players in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all – we also have alumni like Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper who will show you the ropes and help you navigate our wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

The Secret Mine Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, Commitment, Communication, family, husband, Intimacy, love, loyalty, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage counseling, married life, Minecraft, Partnership, relationship, relationship goals, secret, smp, Spouse, Support, Trust, Wife, wife life

Are you tired of your real-life spouse nagging you to take out the trash and do the dishes? Well, say goodbye to domestic responsibilities and hello to a virtual wife on our Minecraft SMP! Our server offers the unique feature of marrying other players and starting a virtual family. Who needs a real wife when you can have a pixelated partner who will never ask you to clean the toilet?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “House of Diamonds,” a secret mansion filled with endless riches and treasures. Rumor has it that those who find the hidden entrance will be rewarded with stacks upon stacks of diamonds. Will you be the one to uncover this elusive treasure trove?

Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of virtual romance, diamond hunting, and wacky adventures. Who needs real life when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and start your journey to virtual wedded bliss!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Not Important Minecraft Server

Anonymity, Identity, important, Individuality, introspection, Minecraft, my name, Not Important, Personal, Self, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, Self Discovery, self esteem, Self Respect, self value, self worth, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-identity, self-realization, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most chaotic way possible!

Join us on our server where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why not! Want to start a llama army and take over the server? We support that kind of ambition!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Not Important” player who roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to challenge to epic battles. Rumor has it that if you defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power (not really, but it sounds cool, right?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride of chaos, mayhem, and potatoes! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

The Strange Minecraft SMP Double Exposure

Character development, choice-based game, Coming of Age, consequences, Decision making, double, Double Exposure, emotional storytelling, episodic series, exposure, Female Protagonist, friendship, indie game, interactive drama, Life is Strange, Minecraft, Mystery, narrative driven, player agency, smp, strange, Supernatural powers, The Meltdown Continues, time travel, video game

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the chaos never stops and the drama is always on point! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate thrill of surviving in a world where everything is constantly melting down – literally.

Our server is known for its insane events, like the time a group of players accidentally unleashed a horde of angry llamas on the village, or when someone tried to build a rollercoaster out of TNT (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of opportunities for peaceful building and exploration – as long as you can avoid getting caught in the middle of a heated argument over who gets the last diamond.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and see if you can survive the meltdown!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Alien Abductions:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Arabs Flip Michigan Minecraft Server

#Arab community, Arab Americans, Arabs, Cheating, democrats, election, election results, Flip, Michigan, Michigan demographics, Michigan politics, Michigan swing voters, Minecraft, Mr.T, political analysis, political predictions, Politics, Server, swing state, swing voters, voter turnout, Voting, Whites

Looking for a Minecraft server where Arabs and Whites in Michigan are teaming up to swing bigly for Mr. T? Look no further! Our server is so rigged in favor of Mr. T that even the Dems have no shot at winning Michigan. Maybe there’s a little cheating involved, but who cares when you’re having this much fun building and battling it out in the virtual world? Join us now for a wild ride filled with crazy alliances and epic battles!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Magic Items Found:	2857

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Warning Minecraft SMP: British People Memes

Backlash, British, british people, controversy, culture, discrimination, Diversity, GOOGLE, humor, inappropriate, internet, Jew memes, memes, Minecraft, offensive, ONLINE, people, racism, search, sensitivity, smp, social media, Stereotypes, Warning

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between a group of players and a giant chicken that terrorizes the land. Or maybe you’re interested in joining our annual “Build-a-Fart” competition, where players compete to create the most realistic fart noise using note blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is full of ridiculous shenanigans and bizarre adventures just waiting for you to join in.

So why wait? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you saying, “What the fuck is that? It shows up if you search others too like ‘Jew memes’!”

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Magic Items Found:	5313
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Throne & Liberty MC Server

action combat, aws, battle passes, Builds, Combat strategy, convenience items, Cosmetics, database, EU, Exploration, free to play, Kazar, Liberty, lottie, microtransactions, mmorpg, NA East, open world, password 555444, password 69420, pay to win, Player Customization, PvE, PvP, Sani, Server, Servers, shapeshifting mechanic, tab target, Throne, throne and liberty, weather systems

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join our server, where you can transform into sani for exploration and combat strategy – because who wouldn’t want to be a shape-shifting warrior in the world of Minecraft?

Our server features a seamless open world with adaptive weather systems, so you never know what crazy weather patterns you’ll encounter while mining for diamonds. And don’t worry about pay-to-win mechanics here – our publisher claims to be all about enhancing player customization and choice, so you can deck out your character in the most outrageous cosmetics and convenience items.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has the most insane builds you’ve ever seen, with guides to help you become the ultimate Minecraft master. And with our servers like NA East, Lottie and EU, Kazar, you’ll never run out of crazy adventures to embark on.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the madness begin! Just remember the password – it’s 69420 for Lottie and 555444 for Kazar. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft warriors!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Towns Built:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Minecraft SMP: /xivg/ – Creeper Chronicles

All Saints’ Wake, Badlands Chugs, Balmung, cerberus, Chaos, Chronicles, Costume Party Mixer, creeper, Dawntrail Genera, Dynamis, ELEMENTALS, EU, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Garo, Golem, Halicarnassus, Halloween Musicals, Halloween Theme CC., Kraken, Lavender Beds, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, malboro crystal, Marilith, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, NA, Primal Mist, Resources, Saturday morning cartoons, smp, The Crow, The Ondo Cups, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Twin Peaks, Ultros, Wolf’s Pier, xivg

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where the elementals are worshipped like royalty? Look no further! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories that will have you laughing until you cry. Join us for meetups like Dynamis, Kraken, where we search for buried treasure like true pirates. Or how about a Costume Party Mixer in Goblin, where the fashion is out of this world? And don’t miss our Halloween Musicals event in Balmung, Crystal, where we sing and dance our hearts out to spooky tunes. So come join us for a wild ride that you’ll never forget!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Man or Woman Minecraft Server

equality, Femininity, feminism, gender bias, gender differences, gender discrimination, gender dynamics, gender equality, Gender Identity, gender inequality, Gender issues, Gender norms, gender perspective, Gender Roles, gender roles in society, gender stereotypes, man, Masculinity, Minecraft, Server, societal expectations, WOMAN

Are you tired of the real world gender debate? Escape to our Minecraft server where everyone is a blocky pixel person and gender doesn’t even exist! Join us for epic adventures, building competitions, and hilarious shenanigans. Who needs to worry about being a man or a woman when you can be a creeper or a pig instead? So come on over and leave all that gender drama behind, because in our world, the only thing that matters is having a blast!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
New Chunks Explored:	471511	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Oh No No No Hahahah Minecraft SMP

apple news, Hahahah, iOS bugs, iOS updates, iphone 16 pro, iPhone 16 Pro bug, iPhone 16 Pro restart, iPhone bug fix, iPhone bugs, iPhone issues, iPhone news, iPhone problems, macrumors, Minecraft, OH NO NO NO, restart bug, smp, software bug, software glitches, tech issues, technology news

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of tree? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? We support that kind of behavior!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded while juggling TNT. Some say you can hear his ghostly laughter echoing through the caves at night, daring you to take on even more insane challenges.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding pigs).

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Carol’s Memory Lane Minecraft Server

Carol, Carols, cognitive recall, deja vu, double memory, emotional connection, familiar face., Flashbacks, fond recollection, Lane, Memories, Memory, mental image, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Old friend, past, Recollection, Reflection, Remembering, reminiscent thoughts, sentimental reminder, Server, sudden recollection, triggered memory

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Forget about boring old servers, because on our server, you’ll meet Carol – the legendary llama who can build entire castles with just a flick of her tail!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Carol and the evil Ender Dragon, who keeps trying to steal her stash of diamond blocks. Will Carol emerge victorious, or will the Ender Dragon finally get his hands on those precious diamonds? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also find a secret underground city filled with friendly zombies who just want to dance the night away. Join them for a zombie rave party like no other, complete with glowstone disco balls and creeper-shaped cocktails!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime with Carol and her zombie friends. Who knows what crazy antics they’ll get up to next!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4143	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Minecraft SMP: Jerk Off Jamboree

addiction, compulsive behavior, help needed, Inappropriate Behavior, intervention, Jamboree, Jerk, jerking off, Masturbation, mental health, Minecraft, pornography, seeking advice, seeking assistance, seeking counseling, seeking guidance, seeking support, seeking therapy, seeking treatment, self-control, sexual arousal, smp, uncontrollable urge, unhealthy habit

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But beware, we have a resident prankster who loves to fill your house with chickens or turn all your diamonds into dirt. And don’t even get me started on the time we accidentally summoned a giant pink fluffy unicorn that terrorized the entire server.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	2236	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Emeralds Found:	9565
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

What are Minecraft servers like EdgeGamers Organization ?

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Some similar Minecraft servers to EdgeGamers Organization that you may enjoy include: 1. Hypixel – Known for its wide variety of minigames, including Bed Wars, SkyWars, and more. 2. Mineplex – Popular for its large player base and diverse range of games, such as Super Smash Mobs and Dragons. 3. The Hive – Offers unique game modes like Trouble in Mineville and Survival Games. 4. CubeCraft Games – Features a mix of classic games like EggWars and newer modes like Lucky Islands. 5. SkyBlock – Focuses on the popular SkyBlock game mode, where players start on a small island and must expand and survive.

These servers all offer engaging gameplay experiences with their own distinct features, making them worth checking out if you enjoy the experience provided by EdgeGamers Organization.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Crops Grown:	6630	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, Bosses, Buyer, Clans, Competitions, Cosmetics, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Donations, gold block, Grief, Herobrine, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Naruto, No Dupe, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Vanilla, Weddings

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP (1.16.5)

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	132	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Oot’s Block Party Minecraft Server

20-30 minutes, Adventure, BLOCK, Challenging, Dungeons, Exploration, full dungeon, game design, gameplay, Gaming, honest thoughts, ice cavern, Immersive, legend of zelda, length, Minecraft, OoT, Oots, Opinions, Party, player experience, puzzle solving, Server, video games, Zelda

Are you tired of boring old dungeons that only last a measly 20-30 minutes? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the most epic Ice Cavern you’ll ever experience! It’s so massive that it’ll take you days to navigate through all the twists and turns. Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the cavern that will make you the richest player in the entire server. But be warned, the Ice Cavern is also home to a fierce tribe of penguin warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their icy domain. So grab your pickaxe and join us on the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26