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MIL-Free Zone Craft

#breastfeeding, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Craft, Cultural differences, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, family relationships, grandparenting, in-law relationships, Manipulation, MILFree, mother-in-law, narcissistic behavior, newborn, parenting, personal boundaries, self-care, support system, toxic relationships, working mom, Zone

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2686
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Secret Passages Found:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Chimeras Created:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than my MIL’s antics!

We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – from MILs who think they know everything about parenting to partners who believe their manipulative lies. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, just like trying to navigate a relationship with a narcissistic MIL.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got passive-aggressive notes, eye-rolling, and unsolicited parenting advice galore. And don’t forget the classic move of watching your baby cry with a smirk – it’s all part of the fun on our server!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than dealing with a difficult mother-in-law. Just remember, in this server, drama is always on the menu.

LePenCraft96

aged 96, anti-immigration, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, death, european politics, extremist, far right, France, French politics, Jean-Marie Le Pen, Le Pen family, leader, Legacy, LePenCraft96, National Front, nationalist, nationalist movement, political figure, political ideology, right wing

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8798
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Mines Excavated:	3020
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN JEAN-MARIE LE PEN WOULD’VE WANTED TO PLAY IT.

IMAGINE SPAWNING INTO A WORLD WHERE EVERY BLOCK IS MADE OF FRENCH BAGUETTES AND THE MOBS ARE ALL WEARING BERETS. YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CROISSANTS AND RIDE AROUND ON A BIKE WITH A BASKET FULL OF MACARONS.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LABYRINTH FILLED WITH CHEESE MAZES AND ESCARGOT RACING TRACKS. YOU CAN EVEN BATTLE GIANT ESCARGOTS FOR LOOT THAT’S AS RICH AS A BOTTLE OF FINE WINE.

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE, WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW TOO MANY BAGUETTES). RIP JEAN-MARIE LE PEN, YOU WOULD’VE LOVED THIS SERVER.

Home Phone Hideout

cell phone, Communication, communication devices, Deception, digital age, Friends, HIDEOUT, home, home phone, location services, lying.., personal information, personal safety, Phone, privacy, privacy concerns, privacy risks, SECURITY, social norms, societal changes, strangers, technological advancements, Technology

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2294
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3

join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate chaos and madness! we have so many crazy things happening, you won’t believe your blocky eyes!

imagine a world where creepers ride pigs and skeletons do the macarena while shooting arrows at you. that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base where all the villagers throw wild parties and dance to dubstep music. you can join them if you can find the hidden entrance behind the giant cactus.

our server is so epic, even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. watch out for flying chickens and exploding sheep!

if you’re looking for a place where anything can happen and nothing makes sense, then this is the server for you. come join us and let the madness begin!

Green Tea Kingdom

Ad, cerebral white matter lesions, Consumption, Drinking, green tea, Green.., Kingdom, new findings, prevent dementia, tea, three or more glasses per day, vascular dementia

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7856
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Votes:	3223
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

so like, if you wanna keep your brain all smart and stuff, you gotta join our minecraft server! we got green tea on tap, like literally flowing through the blocks. and get this, drinking three or more glasses a day can prevent dementia! who knew minecraft could be so good for your brain, right? come join us and level up your brain power while building epic structures and battling mobs. plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. so what are you waiting for? join us now and start sippin’ on that green tea goodness!

Frostwood Valley 1.21.4

1.21.4, died, Frostwood, fuwamoco, long tail tags, mornings, Valley

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9274
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	413508	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	185
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical rainbow unicorn party on steroids!

Imagine a world where fuwamoco mornings come back to life and dance with you while you mine diamonds and fight off creepers.

You’ll be so hyped up on the pure insanity of this server that you’ll forget what reality even is.

Join now and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something so crazy that it will make your brain explode with joy!

StinkyFeetGFEXIT

adulting, awkward conversations, awkward situations, body odor, Boundaries, communication styles, couple dynamics, couples teasing, healthy relationships, hurt feelings, hygiene habits, personal boundaries, personal hygiene, relationship communication, relationship dynamics, Self Respect, self-care, smelly feet, stinky feet, StinkyFeetGFEXIT, teasing in relationships

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3931
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Votes:	1348
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the stench of real life? Well, look no further! Our server is so fresh and clean, you won’t have to worry about any smelly feet ruining your gaming experience.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through the blocky world together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended)!

Don’t let stinky feet hold you back from joining the most odor-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AnimeHaterMC SMP

Anime, Anime Community, Anime Creators, anime critics, anime culture, anime debate, Anime discussion, anime fandom, anime genre, anime haters, anime industry, anime lovers, anime preferences, anime production, anime recommendations, Anime Series, anime shows, AnimeHaterMC, controversial, Existence, opinion, smp

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9027
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Enchantments Applied:	172	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest place ever! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on creepers! It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a whole village of villagers who are actually secretly aliens in disguise. They trade the weirdest stuff like emeralds for slime balls and rotten flesh for diamonds. It’s like a wacky alien market up in here.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls. They leave behind treasure chests full of loot, but beware, they also like to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Like one time, a ghost turned all our sheep pink just for funsies.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cake. It’s a wild ride, my dudes.

5MilTaxBracketCraft

5MilTaxBracketCraft, economic inequality, economic policy, financial disparity, fiscal policy, fiscal responsibility, government revenue, high earners, income disparity, income inequality, income tax, Millionaires, progressive taxation, tax bracket, tax code, tax policy, tax reform, tax system, top earners, wealth distribution, wealth gap

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3337
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Runes Activated:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	34	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Are you tired of being taxed like a peasant while the ultra-rich get away with paying next to nothing? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special tax bracket just for players who earn over $5 million annually! That’s right, no more feeling like a mere mortal when you can join the elite few who pay their fair share (or not)!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Tax Evasion Dungeon, where players can battle their way through hordes of IRS agents and tax collectors to claim their rightful tax breaks. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your luck at the Tax Fraud Casino, where the odds are always in your favor (wink, wink).

So why settle for boring old tax brackets when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of evading taxes like a true high roller? Join now and start living the tax-free life you’ve always dreamed of!

Putin’s Puppet Minecraft Server

allegations, Allies, Apologize.., Apology, Belarus, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, Leaders, Lukashenko, military actions, Minecraft, Politics, president, puppet, putin, Putins, Server, strikes, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1778
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4752	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

so like, you wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell you, it’s crazier than zelensky claiming putin’s bff lukashenko called to apologize for launching strikes from belarus. like, can you imagine? lukashenko being all like “its not me, it’s putin” and zelensky just like “whaaaat?”

anyways, our server is lit af. we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. oh, and did i mention the diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn? yeah, it’s real.

plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden carrots and magic potions that make you invincible.

so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, it’s not lukashenko, it’s putin.

CraftyARFIDLand

adolescents, Adults, anorexia, ARFID, children, common, CraftyARFIDLand, Diagnosis, Disorder, eating disorder, emotional, food aversion, mental health, picky eating, Psychological, Recovery, restrictive eating, Support, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6878
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN HEROBRIEN WOULD BE JEALOUS? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, CUZ OUR SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE ON A CREEPER!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, LIKE, LITERALLY. OUR MINES ARE SO RICH, YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN BLING BLING IN NO TIME.

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS. WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN FLY. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME. FLYING PIGS.

OH, AND DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A PROFESSIONAL BALLET DANCER? YEAH, HE’LL PUT ON A SHOW FOR YOU WHILE YOU FIGHT HIM.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE. PLUS, OUR RESIDENT VILLAGER IS A MASTER CHEF WHO MAKES THE BEST DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED CAKE YOU’LL EVER TASTE.

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY SH*T TOGETHER!

Wrist Flex Fails | Brain Safety First

Accuracy, Body, body’s movement, Brain, brain’s accuracy, brain’s estimation, brain’s prioritization, Fails, flex, flexibility, internal representation, Limits, Mobility, mobility limits, movement range, Precision, Safety, true flexibility, true range, Underestimate, wrist

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6937
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1534	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

haha join dis epic minecraft server where u can build and mine with ur wonky wrist flexiblity! our server is so crazy, ur brain will be like “woah, i didn’t know i could move like dat!” come join us and see how ur brain underestimates ur wrist’s true flexiblity.

we got crazy builds and insane challenges that will make u question reality. our brain prioritize safety over precision, but who needs safety when u can have fun in minecraft! come join us and let’s see how far we can push our wonky wrists together!

Aqua Free Zone 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aqua, body balance, daily habits, dehydration, drinking less water, Experiment, free, Headaches, health, health benefits, health goals, hydration, hydration levels, Hydration tips, lifestyle changes, listen to your body, migraine relief, overhydration, self-care, water intake, wellness, wellness journey, Zone

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8432
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7781	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	204
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Join our server and say goodbye to headaches forever! Why? Because our pixelated world is so epic, you won’t even remember what a headache feels like! It’s like drinking a potion of awesomeness every time you log in. So ditch the water and dive into our server for the ultimate gaming experience. Let’s get blocky, baby!

NormsBeGone

breaking norms, challenging norms, cultural norms, Individuality, nonconformity, norm critique, norm rebellion, norm resistance, NormsBeGone, outdated norms, peer pressure, social change, social conformity, social norms, societal conventions, societal expectations, societal pressure, societal rules, societal standards, traditional norms

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8982
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7870	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old social norms holding you back? Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to all that nonsense! We believe in breaking the rules and having a blast while doing it. Want to wear a pumpkin on your head all day? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle? Why not! Our server is a place where anything goes and the crazier, the better. So come join us and let your freak flag fly high!

ParisCraft Server: Double the Fun!

alternative transportation, bike lanes, bike-sharing programs, city planning, cycling, cycling culture, double, eco-friendly, environmental benefits, Fun, Infrastructure, massive investment, Numbers, one year, Paris, ParisCraft, public health, Server, Stopping, sustainable, Transportation, urban development, Urban mobility

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8194
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0

lol come join our minecraft server, where the cycling numbers double in one year thanks to massive investment in pixelated bikes! we got piggyback rides and llama races that will make you question reality. the sheep even wear helmets, it’s wild. and guess what? it’s not stopping, we’re gonna keep on pedaling until we reach the end of the blocky world. so grab your pickaxe and hop on a bike, because this server is where the real adventure begins.

FactCheck-Free Politics | MetaCraft

Accuracy, algorithm, Censorship, content moderation, digital manipulation, FactCheckers, FactCheckFree, fake news, information integrity, Media bias, Meta, metacraft, Misinformation, news sources, online discourse, online influence, Online platforms, political content, Politics, public opinion, Recommendation, social media, Truth

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5953
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Votes:	4494
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	New Chunks Explored:	254061
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	15

hey u, yea u! are u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by herobrine himself!

we got diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons that shoot lasers, and a pet creeper named bob who tells the best jokes. oh, and did i mention our custom-built rollercoaster that takes u through a lava-filled volcano and a giant maze made entirely of cake? yea, we got that too.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, u’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken. sounds legit, right? see u there, adventurer!

Players:	104/900	Votes:	2903
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2