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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 548 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 3768 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 3 |
Alien Abductions: | 0 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking potato named Spudrick. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!
But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts where you can find diamonds the size of your head, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy.
So why wait? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire.